The award for Most Creative Way to Prevent Nipples from Showing in a Sexy Situation goes to Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes! Yes, as much as it pains us to say, we like what they’ve done here. If you must have something conveniently block nudity from our vision, let it be another human’s hands resting gently (or not so gently) on the naughty bits.

Ladies and germs, this is not your average every day upskirt. Behind those cream colored panties is the creamy pussy of Eva Mendes, one of god’s most generous gifts to humankind. Just the thought of it makes us faint with passion.

It’s not like we haven’t seen Eva Mendes’ nipples before, but we haven’t seen them in a long while. So we were quite thrilled to stumble across this on-set candid, for a film in which Eva is an actress playing an actress. Her nipples, of course, are playing nipples. It’s

Eva Mendes—no stranger to nudity, Calvin Klein, or a combination of the two—is, once again, (kinda) naked and in a Calvin Klein ad. Note to everyone: if Calvin’s products have the power to reduce Ms. Mendes to a state of undress, then yes, they’re worth buying. Not because using them

Our love affair with Eva Mendes‘s global endowments continues…and if we’re reading her signals correctly, our feelings are definitely reciprocated. That, or Eva’s breasts just needed a little fresh air. (taxidrivermovie.com)

We never pass up the opportunity to see a little—or a lot—of Eva Mendes flesh, and today is no exception. This lovely snap allegedly comes from photographer Sante D’orazio‘s book, “Barely Private.” We can only hope that Eva will appear in a follow up, “Totally Public,” baring even more than

We can’t tell you the amount of time we’ve devoted to speculating about the style and color of Eva Mendes‘s panties—well, we could, but it would be way too embarrassing. But given our devotion to Ms. Mendes’s undergarments, it’s gratifying to finally get a peek at them, and know in

Long time readers of the ‘bot are no doubt aware of our long, storied history with Eva Mendes’s nipples. Our courtship began in January ’08, and got steamy that May. But by August, she was with some dude named Calvin. And from there, well, things kind of cooled off. And

Spanish magazine DT has created a list of the 50 Sexiest Women (or, if you speak Spanish, “Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys”—and, what’s more, they’ve gotten said women to pose in lingerie! Though we question the methods of the committee that created the list (are all the world’s sexiest women

Once a year, the gates of heaven open up and bestow a great gift of knowledge upon us. Yes, kids, it’s time for AskMen.com’s annual list of the Top 99 Women in the world. Now, ordinarily you would have to go through the entire list piece by piece, endlessly clicking

When last we saw Eva Mendes, she was flashing her nipple in an attempt to get us to buy some fancy Calvin Klein fragrance. Now she’s taken the logical next step in hawking Calvin’s wares: ladies and gentlemen, Ms. Mendes is now full-on naked on a Manhattan billboard. Okay Eva,

Although we’ve been covering celebrity uncoverings for years now, we’re still not really quite sure why it is that famous women have such a hard time keeping their nipples under wraps. But then again, who are we to ignore the desperate cry of areolas yearning to be free? Over the

No one is a bigger fan of Eva Mendes’ nipple than we are. We’ve devoted years of our lives to searching for it and are still excited for any chance to see it in the wild. But was it really necessary for Calvin Klein to break it out just to

At long last–and after much unfair teasing–sexy sexpot actress Eva Mendes has finally given in to public demand and gotten naked for a magazine. Well, topless, at least, but definitely worth an R rating this time. This month’s Italian Vogue features a fabulous photo spread of Eva au natural–but why

It’s hard to imagine an outfit more perfectly designed to induce an on-camera nipple slip than the one Eva Mendes is sporting in this TV interview. And lo and behold! There it is! (Well, partially anyway.) We don’t want to say she was asking for it, but whoever dressed Eva

Eva Mendes and her ass are standing up for a good cause … and if you’ll give us just a few more minutes alone with this photo, we might figure out what it is. (peta.org) Update: PETA cares, but not enough to take a new picture, apparently. (theblemish.com)

The Eva Mendes publicity train rolls on into the station where they put you on the cover of Maxim. We really should go see that movie just as soon as we can remember what it’s actually about. (maximonline.com)

If you’re debating about whether you can sit through the movie “We Own The Night,” don’t fret. Eva Mendes is naked right in the opening scene, so you can leave after 15 minutes and not miss a thing. (showbizspy.com)

· Hot on the heels of her recent Maxim spread, Eva Mendes drsses down again for a spread in the newGQ as part of the “Ghost Rider” promotional blitz. For a chick who stars in a movie about ghosts, she sure is anything but invisible lately. (mannysbabes.blogspot.com) · Wow, this