Now that the Halloween decorations are put away for another year and we've overloaded our senses with discounted candy, it's time to move on to the next big holiday. And as we all know, November 6th is Saxophone Day, which is the day we party like we are stuck in the waiting room of a dentist office or elevator. Let's all hit some high notes and celebrate this day by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Can Play a Musical Instrument!
I know we are all still a little hungover from the party-fest that is October 4th, otherwise known as the holiday of holidays - National Golf Day - but there is still work to be done. So, let's put away the golf-themed novelty drinks and the plaid shorts until next year. And by work, I mean let's count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Golf.
I know that it's important not to live your life constantly thinking about all the things that are unfair. And while we each define what is and isn't fair differently, there are few things that I think we can all agree are unfair. Seeing a jerk get promoted, unfair. Someone cutting in line when they clearly see you, unfair. The fact that Eva Longoria has never done a nude scene - the most unfair ever.
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Maybe it's because this Instagram video is sped up or maybe it's because Eva Longoria is soaking wet. Maybe it's because Eva Longoria is on a boat, or maybe it's a combination of all of the above - I have no idea what is going on, but damn it, Eva Longoria is sexy as hell.
There was a brief period of time when the name Eva was mostly associate with your distant aunt that always gave $5 on your birthday no matter your age or you mom's friend who never came to visit. But nowadays, Evas are by far some of the hottest people on this planet or any other. In the spirit of these hotties reclaiming the name Eva, let's count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Eva!
Even when wearing a bikini there are few things that just aren't that attractive. Sneezing, especially if you are someone who sneezes with their whole body, is generally not all that awesome even while donning a two-piece. While playful, getting hit in the face with a stream of water from a water gun typically causes odd faces, weird body twists, and usually is an overall unpleasant experience. Yet Eva Longoria somehow found a way to make getting hit in the face with water pretty damn sexy.
Moving fast, going slow, standing still, when it comes to Eva Longoria it simply doesn't matter, she is one hell of a sexy lady.
Whether you are a fan of America's Pastime or not, no doubt you are a little caught up in the history that was made last night. Yes, the lovable losers - otherwise known as the Chicago Cubs - ended a 108-year drought and won the World Series. We too got all caught up in this moment and thought, what better way to celebrate the Chicago Cubs, the World Series, and the game of baseball than by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Who Love Baseball.
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I don’t know about everyone else out there, but I kind of feel like I need to address the elephant in the room. I’m not trying to bring everyone down or start any kind of messy arguments, but if I don’t say something now I know I will regret it later. OK, here we go - I honestly and truly feel we need to talk about Eva Longoria and her incredible hotness more.
Dressing up for Halloween isn't just for kids anymore. I'm sure I'm not alone in getting a few invitations to Halloween parties that require one wear something spooky, strange, or silly. And since celebrities are just like us, they've had to don a costume once or twice in their careers. What better way to celebrate getting all dressed up them by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in Costumes?
Sometimes I really wish I was some kind of cartoon character because it would be so much easier to express my true emotions if I lived in a world with cartoon logic. That way, when I saw Eva Longoria in a see-through mesh dress, my eyes would pop out of my head, my jaw would hit the floor, and steam would shoot of my ears.
Oh boy, oh boy, oh boy, the award season is in full swing and it's time for another round of "Who's the Hottest?".
I have no idea what sport Eva Longoria is playing on the beach, but I applaud anyone who can play against Eva Longoria in a bikini and actually make a game of it. Seriously, how could anyone focus on hitting a ball with a paddle when Eva Longoria is in a bikini.
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