Hunter and Angelina are up for anything—would it have killed anyone to actually stick the barrel up there?

Alexis
Texas is my Platonic Ideal of porn stars; her weight is refreshing, and her knees are dirty.

Look, getting your sauna time in is kinda like fucking. Both make you sweaty and juicy and are probably very good for your heart and blood pressure. The combination of goodness involved in boning in the sauna has got to be the healthiest thing ever. Why don’t they offer this class as part of the package at 24 Hour Fitness?!

You know those times when you get a slice of pizza that’s so greasy that you have to dab it with a pile of napkins before you’ll feel comfortable taking a bite? Yeah, don’t try that here. If anybody sees you dab at the puddle in the small of Asa Akira’s back, you’re getting hit with a Super Soaker full of baby oil.

We swear, this time we’re done talking about the violence in the title of this franchise. Now we just want to talk about the way women gaze at Mandingo’s dick. Look at Skin Diamond right here, staring that shit down, not doing the corny thing when she drapes it across her face and looks surprised that it reaches from chin to scalp. Skin holds that dick like she’s about to eat her first burrito in years.

Picture it: a hot young ranger has been staking out an enemy camp for days, she’s low on food and water, and she still has to get in there and neutralize the general…with her ass. Not everybody is cut out for this kind of life, but some certainly are. They are the few, the proud, the well-lubricated, and with the help of a squad of roughneck rump wranglers, these young pornstars will have their patoots pounded into battle-ready booties.

Think about it: five people, living in the same house, constantly having sex. It probably smells like humans in heat! They probably wash their sheets every day! Instead of greeting each other good morning, they probably just nod and plug in Glade air fresheners! Anyway, you get the idea; they’re all very sexually active and we’re sure it makes for a unique living situation.

Besides being one of the world’s greatest pornstars, Eva Angelina is a straight-up fascinating woman; reading over her Wikipedia page has raised our eyebrows so hard that we don’t think they’ll ever come down (but we can’t complain about a free facelift).

“Hey,” says the ready-to-go Eva Angelina, “I can pop kids out; I can take two dicks.”

The real question here is if the opposite holds true. Do unsexy women like it small? Logically, you cannot deduce that from the “Sexy Girls Like It Big” theorum. We guess we could find out with an experiment, but this is porn, and unsexy women and small penises are nowhere

“Oh, so you think you’re good at giving oral sex?” asked Eva Angelina. Tony Tedeschi didn’t respond, but smiled at the challenge and slowly parted Eva’s legs. Eva was impressed, to say the least. She had judged Tony and his pussy-eating prowess all wrong, and she wanted to make it

If Hollywood broadens our horizons by making gay men straight action heroes, straight women the stars of lesbian dramas, and Pauly Shore a household name (at least in Fleshbot’s household), we can forgive “No Hablo Ingles” for being mostly non-Spanish-speaking. Don’t get us wrong; we understand that porn is all

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How many times have you walked into a strange place and wanted to be someone else? Like a fireman, or a police officer, or a prostitute? Come on. Quick show of hands. Seriously. Who here hasn’t thought of secretly becoming a high paid hooker on the down low after hours

At first blush, we thought this was your typical Wicked feature about girls who like to screw at work. Then we saw the words “all sex” stamped on the upper right corner. That’s when we got really excited. Don’t get us wrong. We love story porn to the umptenth degree.

Oh, the perils of the Point of View movie, in which the cameraman either acts as your proxy or gets so close to your proxy that it’s like a virtual foursome. But that gap is halved by Eva Angelina’s girls. Ms. Angelina has always been full-figured and deliciously so but,

Katie Morgan cannot easily be pigeonholed. Is she a dirty porn star or a slutty celebrity? Do they give awards for sexiest voice? Will HBO let her cross over to “Big Love”? And can we see that pigeonhole again? “All About Katie Morgan” is a compilation featuring several years of

Oddly enough, the sight of a black man making love to a white woman can still make some gasp. How is it that the spark buried inside such a timeworn taboo still possesses such a thrilling jolt? We would think that in this day and age, the era of racial

Who doesn’t love a car wash? The wet t-shirts, the soapy boobs…and your car gets clean at the very same time. Added bonus: the Elegant Angel car wash lets you watch its workers get their fuck on. What a country! (And may we just say, if Nikki Sexx, Alexis Texas,

For some, the word “forbidden” conjures up an illicit orgy of unacceptable images: bestiality, children, scat, golden showers, rape, and snuff. Lucky for us, Wicked Pictures contract star Stormy Daniels has a much more playful definition in mind. Stormy Daniels’s definition of the word seems to involve the most banal