You don’t have to have liked the original to appreciate the humor and sheer porncraft of “Dallas XXX.” In fact, I think this one is better.

I’m not gonna even lie. I picked “Craving II” from the box ‘o’ porn at Fleshbot HQ because it looked hilarious. It’s a naughty take on fairy tales, a favorite topic of mine, and while Grimm’s stories have been Disneyfied over the years, I’m pretty sure that they never thought Rumpelstiltskin’s work-for-trade arrangement involved beejs with the miller’s daughter.

When we watch this video—when we see the look of joy on Ashli’s face as she licks her juices off of Eric Masterson’s thick dick—we are reminded of the music video that Ashli wrote about her love of cock. To be fair, we’re reminded of Ashli Orion’s hit single every

jessica drake’s “Guide To Wicked Sex: Fellatio” is narrated not unlike an article in Cosmo—you know, one of those featured on the cover, with tag lines like, “What Men Want!” or “How To Blow His Mind!” Between Bobbi Starr, Danny Mountain, the adorable Chris Johnson, Eric Masterson, Allie Haze, and

It doesn’t matter that Tori Black’s character was brainwashed and tortured into being more sexually confident and assertive; she was still empowered. Killer Bodies Director: David Lord Starring: Tori Black, Alexis Ford, Teagan Presley, Bree Olson, Jessica Jaymes, Raylene, Brooke Lee Adams, Barrett Blade, Seth Gamble, Randy Spears, Derrick Pierce,

At last, Riley Steele has come back to her ex-boyfriend’s massage parlor to spark new flames and blow on the embers of old ones. We’re also excited about this movie because it’s supposed to be the last “Masseuse” film and we are completely out of massage-related jokes. To bring you

Hey, who here remembers when “Anchorman” was a really popular movie? New Sensations does, so now Ron Burgundy is moving from San Diego to Los Angeles where he has to make nice with Veronica Corningstone and her all-female team. Since the original movie came out in 2004, it makes sense

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Teagan Presley is the first steeping stone for Inari Vachs on the slippery slope that is “Harder.” While she doesn’t battle MechaGodzilla at the end, she does get a hell of a workout. Harder Studio: Skinworxxx/Adam & Eve Director: Joshua Starring: Inari Vachs, Teagan Presley, Sean Michaels, Danny Mountain, Jack

Yes, the special effects are terrible, the acting kind of corny, but the “Superman XXX” parody is funny and sexy enough that it needs to be recommended mere weeks after my last parody suggestion. Who doesn’t want super sex? It’s more than a little shocking to me that I haven’t

“I find I write better without pants on,” says Hank Moody (Anthony Rosano) in this splendid porndaptation of “Californication.” “So I’m doing that.” (I guess the Gawker office is on Google Maps again.) The Official Californication Parody Studio: Diabolic Director: Nate Liquor Starring: Anthony Rosano, Bella Bauxx, Ashli Orion, Nicole

Performer-turned-director Barrett Blade is on a roll for Wicked Pictures, turning in another marvelous adult feature, “Mean Girls,” with Alektra Blue, Briana Blair, and Kirsten Price exhibiting some truly bad behavior. Fans of the Lindsay Lohan/Rachel McAdams vehicle of the same name may be wondering if this film is yet

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What’s the best way to catch a ring of high profile jewel thieves? If you answered Teagan Presley, Nikki Benz, and McKenzie Lee, you’re going to love “Busted!”, the campy new David Lord release. Detective Teagan and her two busty cop buddies Nikki and McKenzie are catching a lot of

There’s a new couple in the neighborhood, and their sexually suspect ways threaten to tear the close-knit, God-fearing community apart. But before that can happen, “The Twilight Zone: A Porn Parody” almost derails itself. The Twilight Zone: A Porn Parody Studio: Hustler Director: Paul Thomas Starring: Kimberly Kane, Evan Stone,

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What happens when writer, producer, director, performer, and part-time politician Stormy Daniels plays a dumped and dismissed weather girl in search of romantic comedy style love? We predict hot sex with a chance of squirt showers. First of all, let’s get the story part of this review over with. We’re

Much to our dismay, this movie is not about the sexual adventures of Alexis Ford, the world’s hottest yo-yo champion. The Dog Walker Studio: Adam & Eve Director: David Lord Cast: Alexis Ford, Abbey Brooks, Evie Delatosso, Rhylee Richards, Sarah Jesse, Barrett Blade, Derrick Pierce, Eric Masterson, Pike Nelson I

In a world where nurses, chefs, psychiatrists, flight attendants, and strippers get all the love, one woman will take on the system to objectify ordinary animal caretakers as the proper sexual beings they truly are: Alexis Ford. Adam and Eve and David Lord regale us with the tale of a

Rebel Studios veers into the trenches with “Hair Pies,” a hairy departure full of barely legal girls with vintage jungle bush. We’re talking circa 1968. Get ready for some heavy petting as we dive into snatch fro. Back in the day, guys used to obsess over a girl’s pussy hair.