It’s like, whatever, you can’t tell these teens that big cocks are off limits because they need to learn their own boundaries. However, if a teen is having sex with her best friend’s father, the consequences of tampering with that relationship are “Too Big For Teens.” Of course, it all

Combining cable news and hardcore pornography? That right there is what you’d call a mixed menace. Unfortunately, “This Ain’t Fox News XXX” is less than the sum of its parts, and we end up with weak porn about surprisingly un-evil personalities. This Ain’t Fox News XXX Studio: Hustler Director: Stuart

Photocopying your ass is so mid-90s. These days, if you want to be branded an “Office Pervert,” you really have to work for it: you need to produce enough consciousness-wiping orgasms to reduce profits by at least 60%. Reality Junkies and Bobby Manila are back with another piece of the

Rabid “X-Files” fans that we are, it was hardly a surprise that we were overjoyed at the thought of not one, but two, XXX parodies. Especially with one of our favorite stars (that would be Kimberly Kane) as the star. Sam Hain, acclaimed sci-fi parody director, follows up his original

“The Sex Files”: the parody so nice, they made it twice. Yes, people, it’s true: our favoritest porn parody ever is going to have a sequel…one that Digital Sin/Revolution X is hard at work filming right now. Though your editrix was too far away to peek in on the action,

Liked yesterday’s peek at the set of “Seinfeld XXX 2″? You’ll love what Jeff Koga snapped on the second day of shooting. Above, Kristina Rose’s “Elaina” takes it in the butt from Mark Wood; below, Eric John’s “Krammer” (or whatever his name is) gets head from Gracie Glam. Yes, you

Aaron Spelling doesn’t hold the same casting power at Hustler that he does in other arenas. This Ain’t Beverly Hills 90210 XXX Studio: Hustler Video Director: Axel Braun Cast: Alexis Texas, Madison Ivy, Jenny Hendrix, Alanah Rae, Tiffany Star, Mackenzie Pierce, Chris Johnson, Joey Brass, Brad Hardy, Eric John, Alan

We heard they originally wanted to do “This Ain’t For Whom The Bell Tolls XXX,” but no one will finance a porn with Francisco Franco in it. This Ain’t Saved By The Bell XXX Studio: Hustler Video Director: Axel Braun Cast: Misty Stone, Missy Stone, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, April

Sure, this episode was good, but Will Ryder should probably move on before Cousin Oliver shows up. Not The Bradys XXX: Pussy Power Studio: LFP Distribution/X-Play Director: Will Ryder Cast: Lexi Belle, Dylan Riley, Kacey Jordan, Alana Evans, Lynn Lemay, Ashlyn Rae, Nicole Ray, Tanner Mayes, Mike Horner, Kris Slater,

You may not agree, but we, for one, found the recent reboot of “90210″ a bit disappointing. True, Shenae Grimes was stunning…but where’s the hardcore sex? The orgy at the Peach Pit? The hardcore sex? Fortunately, Hustler’s happy to provide all the things the CW denied us: enter “This Ain’t

Global Air’s ridership has taken a nosedive since one of its planes did. And rival Trans Con won’t let Global forget it! So Global’s flight attendants decide to grow their customer base the only way they know how. Flight Attendants Studio: X-Play/Adam & Eve Director: Will Ryder Cast: Kayden Kross,

Perhaps XPlay was concerned about offending fans? We personally would’ve been stoked to finally see Howard Cosell’s little monkey. Not Monday Night Football XXX Studio: XPlay Director: Will Ryder Cast: Angelina Armani, Lela Star, Sarah Vandella, Layla Rivera, Jaelyn Fox, Jessica Bangkok, Britney Stevens, Ashlyn Rae, Alyssa Reece, Topanga Fox,

Summer’s done, and school’s back in session—and come October 6, the kids of Bayside High will be back for some very naughty adventures, courtesy of Hustler’s “This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX.” Though the trailer doesn’t give away much of the plot, we’ve heard rumors that Jessie Spano seduces

Dying to know more about the porn epic that is “This Ain’t Saved by the Bell XXX”? Of course you are. And Hustler is dying to tell you more about the project: that’s why they’re liveblogging the filming. Yesterday was the first day, and the liveblog has already revealed Scott

If Seinfeld’s Kramer created a porn, what would it look like? New Sensations offers one interpretation (though personally, we’d envision it just a tad differently…) · Buy “Seinfeld – A XXX Parody” (gamelink.com) · “Seinfeld – A XXX Parody” (seinfeldxxx.com) ***** Previously: “Seinfeld XXX”: Festivus Comes Early And Often With

Have you heard the news about “Saved by the Bell”? No, we’re not talking about that lame reunion…we’re talking about the “Saved by the Bell” porno that Hustler’s been hard at work on. As per usual, we’ve secured a copy of the porno cast list, and have compared the originals

Porn parodies are like Round And Round, a Ratt cover band fronted by your sister and her really hot friends, with your probation officer on drums; there must be a compelling reason to see them rather than the real thing. Seinfeld: A XXX Parody Studio: New Sensations Director: Lee Roy

We’ve gotten word as to which tweeting pornstars have been cast in the soon-to-be shot “Twitter porn”… and the cast’s impressive enough to make us forget our doubts about the “Twitter porn” shtick. Nikki Benz, Britney Stevens, Lexi Belle, Natasha Nice, Tiffany Tyler, Tara Lynn Foxx, Eric John and Wolf

If we had to pick a popular sitcom to pornicize, it probably wouldn’t be “Seinfeld.” But we aren’t New Sensations, who are turning the show about nothing into a porn about something very hot. New Sensations has already impressed with their XXX takes on “The Office” and “Scrubs”—so it’s no

Of all the TV shows we’ve ever seen, “Seinfeld” is probably one of the least sexy we can think of. So of course New Sensations is now shooting “Seinfeld – A XXX Parody.” (avn.com)