Dirty Words: Why Can’t an Ebook Be More Like a Physical Book? 46 featured

The fact that change is coming is not debatable, but for the dirty book reader who is the target of this column, the question is how will our habits be impacted. The whole idea of sticky pages is untranslatable to the ereader. Digital pages don’t stick together. When confronted by the physical expression of pleasure, which accompanies the union of perverted reader to perverted text, the results can be expensive. Electronics and semen don’t mix.