We’ve seen her bronzed and in body chains, we’ve seen her writhing in the lights of madness, and we’ve even seen her as a sexy cyborg, but it’s not often that we get to see Eniko Mihalik staring straight at us with a deadpan expression on her face. In fact, her nipples look deadpan too. We like it!
We’ve never been big fans of Elle–not because there’s anything wrong with the magazine, it’s just that we tend to read naughtier publications and Elle rarely crosses our minds–but it’s about time we start giving them props for doing things right. Putting Eniko Mihalik topless on the cover? That’s doing it right.
Eniko, what are you doing? One minute, you’re cupping your genitals in the wilderness next to some holy ruins, and then suddenly you’re squinting at some books in a well-lit library. You’re topless 100% of the time, so we’re cool with what you do, but we still want some answers.
We’ve had the pleasure of seeing some great photos and videos with Eniko Mihalik this summer–two things already this month–and at this point we’re asking ourselves, “What can Eniko possibly do next?” Clearly, she’s decided to go bio-cyber-punk and destroy us all. A classic route.
Far be it from us to question the ways of 25 Magazine, for they always deliver the goods: model boobs infused with mixed media, David Bowie’s wife and a bunch of translucent tops, and even a whole spread about armpit fetishism. With that in mind, we’re not even going to ask why this latest video of Eniko Mihalik writhing around on some dude looks like the fashiony version of the cursed tape from “The Ring.”
So it seems the fashion inspiration for this shoot was Catherine Deneuve in “Belle Du Jour”, totally one of the hottest sex worker movies ever. It’s certainly nice to think of being able to rent Eniko by the hour. We are always so confused by white lingerie, though. We think
No foolies, she thought her jeans were making eyes at her breasts, so she sliced them up real good. Look at them now: threads hanging down, pockets showing, real gory stuff for denim. At least now we get to see her sexy legs (but we advise you not to stare at them either).
Eniko is one of our favoritest (and nakedest!) models out there. In this fantastical shoot the beauty is collaged amidst all manner of interesting scenes — and, fantastically, they’re places where shirts and pants aren’t required. In this shoot for Tar Magazine, photographer Yelena Yemchuk captures our beloved muse from
Clearly Eniko Mihalik does what all of us do when we have hotel rooms: she gets naked, and stands on top of the bed. Of course, because Eniko is probably hotter than all of us combined, her room is at the Soho Grand in New York, and photographer Hanna Putz
Sure, she can don a mask…but does she really think we wouldn’t recognize those beautiful boobs? After all…we’ve seen them so many times, we’ve pretty much committed every curve and coloration to memory. (Photo by Terry Richardson, via In The Raw)
V Magazine circumvents the issue of magazine cover censoring with nearly every issue by placing their favorite letter strategically over any naughty bits. Luckily, though, there also exist uncovered versions of these images, for your viewing pleasure. The latest series of covers runs down our list of women we like
There’s your garden variety, normal degree of narcissism, and then there’s the level of narcissism that results in a photographer dressing up a beautiful model in his clothes, and photographing her as a busty, topless, female version of himself. It should come as no surprise to anyone that Terry Richardson
In the golden days of our youth, “Baywatch” was all the rage, and we spent many an afternoon watching buxom women bound down the beach in teeny red swimsuits. But those women had nothing on the get up that Eniko Mihalik has on. Her itsy bitsy red swimsuit is so
Some people think that Terry Richardson has fallen off the wagon and that his photos are boring. We think those people should check out the pics Terry took of Eniko Mihalik and Magdalena Frackowiak; just as fap-worthy as Old Terry’s work. Truth be told, we haven’t been following Mr. Richardson’s
Our less worldly (and less fashionable) readers may find themselves wondering why Eniko Mihalik stripped down completely for a Vogue Paris editorial on spray tanning. To which we offer the following insights: for one thing, any fashionista worth her salt can tell you that tan lines are totally gauche—so you’d
In this spread, Eniko Mihalik plays on her resemblance to Isabel “Coca” Sarli, a former Miss Argentina known for her sexually charged film appearances in the ’60s and ’70s. Lucky for us, she manages “sexually charged” photo appearances just fine. Tits and jewels. Who needs anything more? · Eniko Mihalik
It’s easy! V Magazine’s pre-fall magazine includes special edition covers that can be scratched to reveal more of the model underneath. It’s just as easy as playing the scratch-off lottery, but you’re guaranteed to win everytime. Sadly, the only one that doesn’t work is Adriana Lima’s. But that’s ok; we
Normally, if a hot chick showed up wearing chain mail, we might be a little confused. But since this is ultra-babe Eniko Mihalik, we’re positive she’s on a Joan of Arc hype and she’s here to drop some sexy knowledge. Hot babes are nice; whatever. These days, it’s all about
Well, well: it seems Purple Magazine has more hot pics than Playboy (not that that’s saying much these days). First we had Lindsay Lohan, then full frontal Freja. Now we’ve got Terry Richardson and his hot naked model friends. (Although, seriously, aren’t all of Terry Richardson’s friends hot naked models?)
In our world, fashion models (usually) wear clothes. Step through the mirror, though, and their clothing disappears! Also, they have weird plastic get ups decorating their faces. We’re not really sure what that part’s about. · Editorial: Mirror, Mirror (fashioncopiou.typepad.com)