When we told a friend that we needed to write about Emma Watson’s white cotton panties, they were all; “Emma Watson seems like a white panties kinda girl.” And we agree. But what’s up with that anyway? What is a white panties kinda girl? Is it something you can ever escape? Here’s a Zen Koan for you: if a white panties kinda girl wears a black satin rhinestone-studded thong, is she still a white cotton panties kinda girl? If a black satin rhinestone-studded thong kinda girl wears white cotton panties, is she still a black satin rhinestone-studded thong kinda girl?

We realize that two points of data aren’t enough to make a trend, but we don’t care: when Emma Watson and Madeline Zima both have movies come out in the same year that feature happy times in underwear and lots of making out and groping, we call that a trend. Welcome to 2012, the year of heavy petting and light clothing!

For every time we’ve seen Emma Watson’s nipple, there’s at least one time that we’ve been denied that pleasure, and although it hurts to come so close before being rebuffed, we know that it’s all part of the chase. We love the chase! Today, the chase brings us Emma’s pastie slipping out the side of her dress. Smart planning, Emma.

Ever wonder how Emma Watson unwinds? Well, based on these pictures, we now know that she likes to chill at her place in the Hamptons and park herself on the balcony in her underwear with a good book. Sounds like the life, doesn’t it? Unfortunately, she has to deal with voyeurs like us who stroll by and need to know what book she’s reading.

Really, Emma Watson? Just because you’re super popular and powerful and everybody loves you because you played Hermione, you think you can cut past velvet rope? That’s velvet rope, darling, the most sacred of all ropes, and if you’re not going to respect it, well, then we guess we’re going to comment on your panties.

It’s a known fact that we love a good Emma Watson fake nude (because, well, how else are we going to see Emma Watson naked?). But an Emma Watson fake hardcore gif? Why, that’s combining so many awesome things into one, we can’t even express how thrilled we are (“very” just doesn’t cut it).

Not only are we thrilled about seeing this gorgeous young actor’s nipples poking out of her dress on the red carpet, but we’re also quite blown away by the way her dress uses said nipples to play with color and shape. Emma Watson wants us to see her nipples because it enhances her outfit–how much cooler can this girl get?

It used to be that animated gifs were nothing but Drudge sirens and dancing babies—certainly nothing of the sort to put you in the mood (unless the mood in question was abject horror). Now, as technology (and aesthetics) have advanced, animated gifs (or cinemagraphs, if you’re classy) have developed into

Disappointed that this very naughty photo of Emma Watson was a total fake? Don’t worry: Ms. Watson may not be the star of any hardcore porn (that we know of!), but that doesn’t mean there aren’t any sexy photos of her out there. For instance: look what just popped up

Let’s be clear about one thing: in no way are we implying that this photo of Emma Watson giving a blowjob is in anyway real. To the contrary: we’re pretty sure it’s totally fake! But you know what? It’s such a good facsimile of what Ms. Watson might look like

We’ve seen many naive young things lose their innocence at The Box (and many not so naive ones just get really filthy). So it seems fitting that the new London Box would be the site of Emma Watson’s undoing. Or, rather, her dress’s undoing—and the subsequent reveal of not just

A lovely Fleshbot reader (Justin Secret) sent us this picture of Emma Watson, and although no one is currently sure where the image comes from, we’re positive we see some areola peeking through there. Glorious find! We love it when you guys send us stuff like this. The internet is

In case you needed another reminder that Emma Watson is all grown up (and very legal!): we’re finally at a point where we can see her flashing her panties, and not feel the slightest twinge of guilt. (speedmonkey.net)

We’ve often wondered what it would be like to be Emma Watson—if we’d be able to walk down the street without getting stared at, if we’d be able to go through life without constantly groping our own boobs. If this photo is any indication, the answer is a definitive no.

On the one hand, there’s definitely some nipplesque discoloration going on in Ms. Watson’s breastal area…on the other hand, it’s in a very unnippley location. Is it a trick of the light—or is that Emma Watson’s areola? (glamcrunch.com)

Like all child stars, Emma Watson runs the risk of being permanently defined by her childhood role (especially since she’s played Hermione Granger in, like, twenty movies). How does a budding starlet break free from the chains of childhood? Simple: by abandoning the trappings of childhood quickly and efficiently, and

Emma Watson comes through for us once again by flashing the goods. Maybe she’s just bad at wearing clothes. We mean she looks great in them, but she’s just bad at effectually using them to cover her body. History shows that she’s had a turbulent relationship with attire. Not that

Add another addition to the catalog of Emma Watson oopses: we’ve seen her panties, we’ve seen her bra, and now we’ve come this close to seeing her nipples. We’d tell her to stop teasing us…but it just hurts so good. (Seriously, though, stop teasing us Emma Watson, and get on

Our little Emma Watson’s all grown up! She’s gone from her inaugural barely legal upskirt to a full on, no holds barred panty flash. Pretty soon, we might even get a nipple slip…oh, girls grow up so fast these days! · Emma Watson (egotastic.com)

We’ve gotten no word on Hermione Granger Emma Watson‘s rumored nude scene—but thankfully, we’re resourceful enough to find other ways to fuel our lust for the budding young wizard. Look, here she is showing off her bra. And Emma, while we’re talking about your undergarments…any chance of a repeat performance?