Since we’re American and we seldom use terms like “rude” to describe sexual naughtiness, our idea of Very Rude Pics involves Holly Peers cutting in line, laughing at others’ misfortune, not holding the door for people, and stealing from the elderly. Thank goodness this is a fetish-heavy shoot with lots of latex and whipping. That’s the kind of rudeness we can get behind.
Holly Peers is pissed about the stereotype that women in the sex and fashion industries are catty bitches who hate one another. She’s joined forces with India Reynolds, Emma Glover, and Nicole Neal to dispel that myth once and for all. I mean, look at these ladies. They assist each other with their clothing, they hold one another up, they give each other back-rubs when they’re feeling worn out … damn, they even assist the photographer with fancy old fashioned cameras!
No, that’s not the title of a recently unearthed Philip K. Dick novel, it’s a genuine question. Nuts just put out their Naked Issue, in which lad mag girls must hide their bottom parts with clever poses and obstacles instead of underwear, and as much as we enjoy the sight of bare thighs and hip bones, we can’t help but wonder how they feel.
We’re lucky back-to-school shopping in our day didn’t involve nude Emma Glover modeling backpacks. Because if that were the case, we probably would have ended up with four or five of them.
Why, look! Here’s Emma, Rhian, Holly, Lacey, Lucy, India, Rosie, and their friends ringing in every month of 2012 with a heaping helping of boobie. Each lovely lady espouses on the favorite parts of her chosen month — but our favorite parts are still those that made ‘em famous. As
Why do lad mags demand so much from their models? Look here: you can see Emma Glover shift her center of gravity in order to lift Sophie’s neutron star-sized boob. Is her struggle supposed to excite us? (It kind of does.) But that doesn’t mean we’re sadists or anything like
Rosie Jones, Holly Peers, Lucy Pinder, and all your ladmag favorites pick their favorite photos from the past year. Spoiler alert: they tend to be the photos that almost show crotch. It’s quite the coincidence really, because those are our favorite photos, too! Well, except for that one pic of
How do we love Emma Glover? Let us count the ways. She’s adventurous enough to drive a tank and go sky diving (and exhibitionistic enough to have her boobs pop out at 12,000 feet elevation!). She’s thoughtful—she once gave Rosie Jones a gift of a pillow with her boobs printed
Need a reason to learn more about Emma Glover? Rosie Jones is her biggest fan. We can’t think of anyone better equipped to endorse a ladmag girl. Other points of interest: Emma is a skinny dipper, she named her boobs “Bill” and “Ben,” and she thinks brunettes are sexier than
Who would’ve thought that texting could be better with yout tits out? Looks like someone really took that nifty sexting guide to heart. You hear that, Emma Glover? We expect some seriously dirty text messages any second now. · Topless model, text shocker! (nuts.co.uk)
True, it’s a little late for a Valentine’s Day salute…but you know what it’s not too late for? Photos of Emma Glover and Emily O’Hara modeling the best in boob-baring lingerie. · Emma Glover and Emily O’Hara (nsfwpoa.com)
You know the drill: the jolly perverts over at Nuts Magazine are conducting more experiments regarding the effects of toplessness on certain sports. This time: the honorable arena of arm wrestling. At first, our reaction to this was like, “Why are people always so excited to watch women compete with
Zoo already told us who they’ve got their eyes on in 2010, now Loaded wants to have a say. There’s a little bit of overlap in the lists—but who’s going to reject more pictures of Kelly Hall‘s boobs? · Perfect 2010! (nsfwpoa.com) Chloe Saxon Darcy Palmer Em Diamond Emily O’Hara
But that’s cool. How else are we going to see “Britain’s Best Bottoms” presented by Danielle Lloyd? We’re not saying they completely ignore breasts, they’ve just prioritized differently. It’s somewhat novel for Nuts, a magazine that so adores large boobs to finally take a bootylicious look at the ladmags stars
To the untrained eye, Nuts’s “Big Boob Special” probably looks a lot like, well, every other photo spread in every other issue of Nuts. But we assure you, this one is different. How, you ask? Well, for one thing, Sammy Braddy‘s hair is now black! And for another… actually, no,
The flowers are blooming here in New York, and as our thoughts turn to springtime, we can’t help but think of another sort of blossoming—the development of a busty young lass into a ladmag star. In this week’s installment of Nuts, the editors have kindly gathered up some of Britain’s
Emma Glover (nuts.co.uk)
Emma Glover may be new to the lad mag scene, but it seems like she’s already mastered the secrets of success. Okay, maybe “looking hot topless” isn’t that much of a secret. But still, we think she’s doing it really, really well. · UK’s Busty Emma Glover Topless For Nuts