Emma Frain and Holly Peers: brunettes. You might think, “There are so many brunette lad’s mag girls, they must feel comfortable and welcome amongst them!” Sure, that’s partially true, but consider the loneliness of being one of many brown-haired babes, part of a rolling sea of huge boobs and perky butts. Look at these outtakes from Nuts’s upcoming “Naked Brunettes” spread and tell us what you see.

Why, look! Here’s Emma, Rhian, Holly, Lacey, Lucy, India, Rosie, and their friends ringing in every month of 2012 with a heaping helping of boobie. Each lovely lady espouses on the favorite parts of her chosen month — but our favorite parts are still those that made ‘em famous. As

Hey, Sophie Reade! What should we get our girlfriends and wives this year? “Underwear. It’s very intimate and if you get all the sizes right, it makes you look very attentive.” Really? Maybe we should ask some of the other girls… Emma Frain, thank goodness you’re here. Do you have

It’s that time of year again! No, we’re not talking about Halloween (in fact, we’d like to postpone that because our costumes aren’t even close to ready); we’re talking about the yearly blitz of lad mag babe calendars! It’s a bit like Christmas, except you have many, many gifts under

Because if anyone deserves to be, it’s you. These are outtakes? We still can’t believe it when we see you in the finally chosen pictures, let alone the rejected ones. Nuts is lucky to have so many of you to choose from! We haven’t seen Emma when she’s not vamping

These girls are taking a page from Big Daddy Kane and telling the world that pimping (themselves) ain’t easy. But it’s not like they’re struggling or anything; they just can’t stop giggling when they’re naked. We guess we can get down with that. It’s not the harrowing tale of overcoming

Perhaps she’s a little too late to be a part of “This Ain’t Ghostbusters XXX,” but lad mag legend Emma Frain still wants the world to know that she ain’t afraid of no ghost. Or her vagina doesn’t have any ghosts. Something like that. We wonder if angry spirits will

Back in the halcyon days of our youth, TV was populated with such culture-enriching gems as “When Animals Attack” and “Alien Autopsy: Fact or Fiction?” Unfortunately, there was one program that even the risk takers at Fox weren’t willing to bring to the masses: and thus, “When Breasts Escape” ended

You could be forgiven if you expected this post to be a spread of naked lad mag babes saying really nasty things about each other—but then we’d remind you that, over in the UK, rude means something a little more along the lines of naughty (and less along the lines

Nuts Magazine is so silly sometimes. For example, when they do a feature called “Nuts Babes Uncensored.” We have a hard time remembering an issue when any of the lovely ladies who appear in Nuts were censored in any way! These are pretty fantastic shots for outtakes. We kind of

Normally we’re all about the photos, but contrary to its title, we don’t think these girls are any more “Uncensored” than usual. However, we highly recommend reading through the interviews. Guess who likes sticking her finger up men’s butts? Sophie Howard does. Yes, she’s pretty much down for whatever. Once,

It’s almost Valentine’s Day…have you picked out a gift for your special someone? No? Well, never fear: Nuts is here with some gift recommendations. Spoiler alert: they’re all lingerie. Double spoiler alert: Kelly Andrews and Emma Frain model them. · Via Pretty Hot & Sexy (prettyhotandsexy.sk)

There are many things that draw one’s eyes to Emma Frain, but when you really get to know her, you discover that you were always just drawn to her charms. Yes, her big, round, perfectly-shaped charms. We like her legs, too! You know, these lad mags usually focus on the

Our girl Emma just got herself a brand new website, 100% devoted to that lovely body of hers. Next time you need a tropical vacation, why not head over to her domain? Because, if you’re like us, you simply too horny and impatient to wait around for Emma’s next appearance

Have you gotten your recommended daily dose of Emma Frain? No? Well, what are you waiting for? Take a gander at these beautiful pictures…and soak in some rays of Emma Frain. You don’t want to get scurvy, do you? (Egotastic)

Whoops, we were under the impression that Nuts was the Naked Issue every time. Apparently we were wrong! It’s a special issue where the women forget their clothing, instead of losing it once they get in front of the camera! Well, we hope there are more happy accidents like this

Today in lad mag cleverness: Loaded’s December tribute to Emma Frain is titled “Hello Buoys” both because buoys sounds like boys and because the Coast Guard has classified Emma’s rack as official flotation devices. In our fantasies, anyway. (prettyhotandsexy.sk)

What do ladmag girls do on vacation? Sunbathe, eat popsicles, swim, squeeze each other’s boobs. It’s just like that Go-Go’s song: we wish it would never end. But frankly, we’re getting tired of this summer heat. Sure it helps to get the girls nude and happy, but we know when

This girl has everything! A big smile, argyle stockings, and the constant urge to dance to Beyonce. What could she be missing? Her bra? Nobody misses her bra. Back support can come later. Now it’s time for unchecked ogling, brief reading, and maybe a little bit of fantasizing about what

Beautiful as she is, Emma Frain often seems to take a backseat to some of her better known ladmag associates. Well, not today she won’t: as a featured girl in Feature Girl magazine, Emma’s got a chance in the spotlight. · Emma Frain (nsfwpoa.com)