Paris Jackson is not related to Madonna. That's what the world keeps telling us. Yet almost every single time I lay eyes on her, she looks like the spitting image of Madonna. That's not a bad thing, but it's starting to become kind of confusing.
At one point, each and every one of us has had a crush on Natalie Portman. No fault of our own, she's just one hell of a beautiful woman and there is no way around it. You crushed on her, I crushed, you might still be crushing on her, I might still be crushing on her, it's a thing we all go through. Well, if you were in a down time get ready to re-light that crush because Natalie Portman might be nip slippin"!
We all that the Spanish word for hot is "caliente," but I really think we should change it to Salma Hayek. I know it might be a bit of a mouthful, but just saying something is caliente or hot doesn't really acknowledge the beauty of Salma Hayek. The only way to get across how freaking sexy Salma Hayek is is by saying she is really Salma Hayek.
Let's all be honest for a moment and admit we simply can't get enough Anne Hathaway. Or maybe that it's we get plenty of Anne Hathaway, but more is always welcomed. Whatever the case may be, the more Anne Hathaway we have the merrier we all seem to be.
Yes, I know, it's totally lame to make a wizard joke when referring to Emma Watson, but you know it's true. She is so freaking hot, it's like someone cast a spell over you. One could go so far as to say Emma Watson is so hot it's magical.
If you ask me, the greatest candy ever invented is the Reese's peanut butter cup for it combines two wonderful things, chocolate and peanut butter, to create something so magical that the world was forever changed. And my second favorite candy, eye candy that is, would have to Reese Witherspoon and her cleavage. When together they also create a magical feeling that has forever changed the world.
With 2017 and new resolutions right around the corner, sometimes people decide to stop doing something that doesn't make a ton of sense. Thankfully, Chrissy Teigen isn't going to stop being hot in 2017. In fact, one could make the argument that Chrissy Teigen is making the resolution to be even hotter in 2017, but could that really be possible?
You don't understand how much I really, really, really want to make a Game of Thrones pun about how Ariel Winter is coming and it looks like it's going to be top heavy this time or Ariel Winter is coming and the curves alone could kill us or Ariel Winter is coming and by the old gods and new she just keep getting hotter, but I'm not going to do that. I just can't bring myself to make terrible puns at Ariel Winter's blooming hotness.
I had a thought that I really want to share with all you to see if you feel the same way as me: Does anyone else think we are just scratching the surface with Haley Bennett? Like this is merely the beginning of the rise of Haley Bennett? There will be much, much more Haley Bennett sexiness in the future?
In a bit of confusion, I began flipping through these pictures thinking they were sexy photos of Elle Fanning. Recently it seems like any time a Fanning comes across my desk, it’s Elle. But this time, it’s not. You see, this is Dakota Fanning in Elle magazine. You can see my confusion.
When people have a near death experience, they all tend to describe that same thing – a bright white light, soft music, and a warm feeling all over. If that is true and that is what you feel before you die, then I should probably go to the hospital because that’s typically what happens to me when I see Anna Kendrick.
Can I be honest with you guys? Of course I can - you guys love it when I’m honest with you, that’s what makes us such great friends. Anyway, I’ve been thinking a lot about Kristen Stewart recently and I thought maybe it would pass, but now this picture from Elle is in front of me and I think it means I need to keep thinking about her.
There are things that we do that simply grow old. You know those things we do daily, weekly, and sometimes monthly that just after awhile lose their sparkle, their joy, and really become more of a hassle than anything else. Thank goodness sexy pictures of Sienna Miller never get old.
Life is full of tough questions and hard answers. But of all the tough questions and hard answers that you could be asked, probably the hardest and toughest would be what is the sexiest Monica Bellucci moment of all time.
To say that FKA Twigs is an unconventional artist would be putting it lightly. Her music can be strange, her outfits can be rather out there, and her music videos have been known to leave people scratching their heads. Yet, one thing that we can all understand is that FKA Twigs is really hot when is she strange, out there, and unusual.
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