What do Amanda Seyfried, Kim Kardashian, and Elizabeth Hurley all have in common? They all have sharp, stiff, and/or excited nipples poking through their clothes! Since these three women are displaying erect nipples, we imagine that all of Los Angeles is under a similar spell. We suspect global climate change is at work.

We love old-timey clothing like this. Not only does it give a healthy lift and separation to Elizabeth Hurley’s tits, but it also seems to cause her cans to cascade from the heavens when she unties the top of her bodice! When we first saw this, we wondered how young

Okay, granted, it’s not like we actually expected them to go anywhere, but we’re glad to see that Liz Hurley’s bodacious tatas are still up for a night out, all these years after making our acquaintance. (Egotastic)

In the distant future, historians will assume that paparazzi were part of a social police force dedicated to making sure that all celebrities wore their panties when out and about. Frankly, they won’t be too far off. Anyhow, we’re pretty sure that Elizabeth Hurley is wearing underwear in this photo,

If we could do anything right now, we’d like to lounge about in the sun with an underwear flashing Elizabeth Hurley. Sadly, we have too much work to lounge about anywhere, we don’t think Elizabeth Hurley knows us well enough, and if she did, she might take issue with the

What’s Elizabeth Hurley’s beauty secret? Only she knows…but whatever it is, it’s working. (And would probably fetch a pretty penny if she ever decided to sell it.) (Photo source: Pacific Coast News)

Someone should probably tell Liz Hurley that there’s a reason why Indian women wear those half shirts under their saris…or, on second thought, let’s keep her in the dark. It’s more fun this way. (taxidrivermovie.com)

A recent poll rated Elizabeth Hurley’s boobs number one (Scarlett Johansson’s came in second). 34C was voted the ideal cup size—though we know some Gianna Michaels fans who’d beg to differ. (thesun.co.uk)

Elizabeth Hurley isn’t just the designer of these bikinis, she’s also the model. Who cares if she got a little help from the airbrushers? None of us are ready for swimsuit season. (dailymail.co.uk + cameltap.com)

· ICANN has rejected the proposal for the .XXX domain … again. Don’t worry, though—we’re sure someone will come up with another idea for ostracizing porn any day now. (businessweek.com) · It has been determined that Elizabeth Hurley has the best body in Britain. Not a bad choice, but we

· The paparazzi catch another thong-wearing starlet letting it all hang out. Wait … that’s Jodie Foster? Wow, we actually feel a little bit dirty now. (taxidrivermovie.com) · Congrats to Elizabeth Hurley, who married Indian businessman Arun Nayar this weekend in a private ceremony. Based on this collection of not-so-private