Well, boobs have a lot of things in our world: our respect, our enduring love, our admiration, our dirty daydreams. The gloriousness going on in this GIF is yet another example of why we feel the way we do about beautiful, beautiful baps. Titfucking: what a concept! This dick-in-tits gorgeousity makes us want to give all the world’s breasts an everlovin’ embrace. In a similar manner to the way this lovely pair is hardcore snuggling with this tight and turgid cock. Now if only we could get them in on a group hug…

We’ve got a bit of a quandary. We love Lily Carter. But… we also have some really strong feelings for that Lily LaBeau. Because, see, that Lily Carter squirts so good it melts our cold little hearts. But that Lily LaBeau, she looks so pretty when she lies back all naked and wet we nearly swoon. But — oh, look! The brilliant minds over at Elegant Angel realized that putting these two together is a perfect fit, a veritable yin-yang of squirtistry and squirt-upon-istry. They exist in perfect harmony! There is there enough room for two Lilies in this town! But as for us, we’re done for. Somebody better bring some smelling salts, because our body can’t handle this much lovin’.

You can act all cool and distant if you want, but you know you’re dying to see the new all-Remy extravaganza. She’s under your skin, she’s hula hooping and dick handling and doing all of the things she’s good at, except this time she’s doing it bigger than before. We’re talking gangbang, girlbang, Skin Diamond bang, all manners of bang!

The fans asked for more and more is what they get: Remy LaCroix and Elegant Angel are coming out with “Remy 2.” How will they drum up excitement about the film? Exactly the same way they did the first time, except with pretty lights!

There is something so uniformly appealing about each of the women selected for Elegant Angel’s “Best New Starlets 2013″ that it almost works against them. Each is brunette or raven-haired and tiny–except Anikka Albrite–and three of them get fucked by Manuel Ferrara: Lucky Bastard.

We don’t want to spoil the show for you, but we figured you might want a little heads-up. A little birdy told us that there’s going to be penis entering anus at some point during the film–maybe once, maybe twice, maybe in every scene–so you should prepare yourself for it. Pray to whatever god feels appropriate.

We’re not saying that cuteness is lower on the totem pole than hotness–it’s on an entirely different pole. The cutie is most certainly hot, but at her cores, she possesses a little bit of buttercream frosting that turns everything she does into a sweet act of exploration. What turns them into official hotties? We don’t know. That’s not what this movie is about.

When Lia Lor requests that you let her swallow, it’s rude to keep her waiting for your reply. She wants to swallow, you obviously want her to swallow, and her question is really more of a formality than anything else. Follow suit: hand her the official body fluid acquisition certificate and give her your blessing.

This loooong clip is heavy on the interviews but also features some clips from the scenes. Call us romantic, call us intellectuals, call us nerds: but we love watching people fuck waaay more when we’ve just heard their interviews. It’s like your inside their brains! Which is kinda like being inside their cunts. Think about it!

We have always thought Ashley Fires was just lovely, but now that she’s past 30, she looks so much more assured. Sadly, our wonderful view keeps getting obscured by cocks in “DP Fanatic 2.”

There’s a reason Asa Akira is one of the most popular ladystars of porndom right now. She drips passion and lustful prowess whether coupled (or tripled, or quadrupled) with chicks or dudes alike, and no matter who she’s banging, one thing is clear: she’s a dirty, dirty girl. We’re exploring her catalogue for Elegant Angel and the world of Kink, but this overarching theme always comes through — and just comes, too.

Elegant Angel’s “Lexi” not only makes you want to get to know Lexi Belle better, but it also makes you want to have sex with her.

I don’t care if it’s just a job or if these two went home to sexless, cold relationships (somehow I doubt it), but even if they didn’t mean it, it sure looked convincing.