Well, it seems our friend Dan Lacey is stirring up some controversy—a conservative blogger has discovered the erotic Faithmouse cartoon on eBay, and wants eBay to take it down. Well, we’re going to fight back. We’d like to encourage all of our readers to show their support for Dan Lacey—and,

A woman on eBay is selling the evidence of her husband’s infidelity–a used condom wrapper and a photo of “the tart’s kinckers.” We hope her shamed husband finds the auction, because then the bidding might really get exciting. (reuters.com)

Hello there, mysterious headless eBay lady who goes by the handle chantelley1981. We’re very happy to see that you have an impressive 99.3% positive feedback rating from your satisfied customers, though we have to admit that figure strikes us as a little high: do you mean to tell us that

No matter how many collections of vintage dirty movie posters we come across, the great thing about them is that there are always tons more out there than we ever expected. Oh, Easy Alice, where are you now? (Flickr, via sex-and-blogs.com + papelcontinuo.net)

Someone on eBay may have actually paid $34 for a Sun Chip that looks (sorta) like a vagina. For that kind of money you could pay to see a real one, but we suppose in either case you still wouldn’t be able to eat it. (ebay.com, via gorillamask.net)

History buffs should appreciate this gallery of ancient condom wrappers from the ’30s and ’40s. Just like Grandpa used … or didn’t use, obviously, otherwise you wouldn’t be here. (ep.tc, via copyranter.blogspot.com)

Power sellers on eBay have known for years that nothing gets your ad more attention—and gets your item more bids—than featuring a nice picture of your product alongside a sexy babe. It’s the same principle that makes The Price Is Right so successful. So if you’re a hot babe looking

Because her town’s sanitation department does not allow heavy item pickup, Mary Carey is ebaying the 36D implants recently tweezed from her chestal cavity and donating 90 percent of the proceeds to breast cancer research. All right, Mary, but why? “… Because my grandmother had breast cancer,” Carey told noted

YouPorn is (allegedly) close to surpassing eBay as one of the most popular sites in Britain. Probably because it’s very difficult to auction off porn when people have trouble keeping their bids up. (metro.co.uk)

Despite the item description, we’re not entirely sure exactly what you’ll receive should you happen to be the high bidder for this “Used Panties Of The Moustache Woman” auction currently up at eBay.it. We do know, however, that it’s a rare chance to indulge two fetishes at the same time,

Eros Blog asks “Why do people pay for porn on the internet, when you can get so much for free?” We’ve often wondered the same thing, though it’s nice to know that other folks are paying for a lifetime subscription to RustyTrombones.com besides us. (erosblog.com)

Sure, we’ve drooled over our fair share of eBay items before here on Fleshbot, but our collective glands are working overtime today after peeping this rather astounding one-of-a-kind collection of goodies related to Playboy’s legendary 1970 “Big Bunny” DC-9 aircraft. Described in press materials at the time of its inaugural

Today’s below-drinking-age porn starlets have fans, but advanced-in-dirtiness biker harlots Kylie Ireland and Ginger Lynn have fans. The pair are auctioning off a double date on eBay in support of their friend Nicki Hunter‘s medical expenses. The auction closes March 30. Hunter will also be the beneficiary of proceeds from

· Authorities are searching for a woman who broke into a University of Michigan fraternity house and masturbated on the couch for half an hour last Thursday, also known "the greatest day in Pi Kappa Alpha history." (michigandaily.com) · Melita Toniolo is yet another hot foreign babe who we’d like

· These vintage pictures help explain how stewardesses (sorry, flight attendants) got such sexy reputations. Who wouldn’t be attracted to chicks who know how to fly? (thrillingwonder.blogspot.com) Those pictures must have been taken in a more innocent time before flight attendants started masturbating on sleeping passengers. Maybe there’s such a

· A new survey says British women have the biggest breasts in Europe to which we respond, "Umm … duh." (thesun.co.uk) · If you’re still not convinced, here’s Michelle Marsh, or as we like to call her, Exhibit A. (celebpixx.blogspot.com) · Speaking of big knockers, we hope the debate about

· Here’s your chance to own the original “Bushplug” … that’s right, the first George W. Bush butt plug ever produced. Let’s just hope it’s an unused prototype; the whole concept is disturbing enough as it is. (ebay.com) · Despite some interweb rumors to the contrary, Mary Carey has not

As we continue to comb our inbox for items we might have overlooked in our spiked eggnog-induced haze this holiday season, we realize we never mentioned anything about all those hot babes trying to make their PS3 listings on eBay stand out from the rest of the pack with an

· This eBay auction is the closest you will ever get to Jessica Alba’s bra. And you still have to pay for shipping and handling. (ebay.com) · The CEO of Seagate does not mince words about his company. "Let’s face it, we’re not changing the world. We’re building a product

· These elaborate chocolate candies almost look good enough to eat. Our sweet tooth is totally throbbing right now. (weirdasianews.com) · We were going to try buy a Playstation 3 on eBay this weekend, but for some reason we’re having trouble picking one out. Anyone want to help? (fistofanangrygod.com) ·