You don’t want to dress up and go out this weekend? We can respect that. And even though you’re missing all the slutty costumes and drunken haunted house hook-ups, you can still find something to go bump in your night. And we’re not saying you should lie around all weekend

In a porn world where everything is falling apart, at least “couples” are still trying to find new ways to “seduce” “teens.” In the case of Logan and Heidi’s plans for the juicy Victoria Vonn, it involves free makeup. There’s something about a game husband and wife team who plot

We are very interested in finding out what airline schedules the “Slut Air” flights, how we go about making our reservations, and how the TSA copes with all the T&A. We have already made plans to fly home for the Christmas holidays, but we are taking time off between National

Eros Zine’s Johnny Homicide might have a name that only a mother could love, but right now he’s got a plethora of highly detailed porn reviews that have us swooning with glee. Read ‘em and weep as he covers “Creamplosions” and more tasty treats. (eros-zine.com)

Trudy and Mark seem to have a loveless marriage. He is bored at his job, and she wonders if he is bored with her, too (already this strains credibility, considering what she wears to pour coffee). Regardless, off he goes to work, and then the deceptions begin. The most important

There are more flavors of Hustler’s “Barely Legal” series than there are of “Law & Order”, but as of today there are still more adult award shows. Still, the question shouldn’t be whether or not the world needed an interracial “Barely Legal”, but why it took this long? This movie

· Be honest: was the headline accompanying this picture of Patricia Heaton’s see-through dress a little too obvious? (drunkenstepfather.com) · We don’t know what the big deal is, but Janet Jackson’s breasts look fine to us. She has boobs, there’s two of them, what more do you want? (celebitchy.com) ·

Maybe we are biased toward the older-seeming (we are, collectively, 22), but in addition to the unsettling lisping and lollipop-toting of young Gabriella Romano, she chose as her debut the oddly-titled “Black Dick in Daddy’s Daughter,” which begs the question: Where was Mom? Join us after the gap for some

In the high pressure world of Porn Valley contract stars (“Which Del Taco should we try today? There’re so many!”), the making and breaking of contracts is big news. “Contract girls can define a company,” said Digital Playground director Joone, and when contract stars leave a company (as Tera Patrick

I just made the following fact up, but 91 percent of U.S. school departments have outlawed the short plaid skirt for reasons easily gleaned from this Chatsworth Pictures’ box cover. Liah Stevenson is no schoolgirl, and I bet those glasses aren’t even her prescription, but she at least knows that

· January 31 is the absolute last day for sexy 2007 calendars, so the Girls of the University of Illinois Engineering Department just barely got in under the wire. They were probably too busy erecting structures or making test tubes overflow or something. (girlsofengineering.com) · We have not yet received

David Aaron Clark, who worked in New York for earlier incarnations of Screw and Genesis magazines and wrote for various smut publications on the west coast before trying his hand at directing adult fare, is a pervert. He is also one of the smartest, most thoughtful men in the porn

While we are loathe to recognize a product that reduces human beings to chunks of beef, we applaud Lethal Hardcore’s honesty in pointing out that human beings are chunks of beef. “100% Prime Grade A Meat” stars Veronique Vega, who has very little meat on her bones, as well as

Third generation pornographer Oren Cohen has his own company, TightFit Productions (of “Assraelis” and “Sex and the Sybian” fame), and he’s a man with a mission. The company is the first to publicly make a stand against hiring women under twenty-one, because according to their fancy new promo materials “Real

While I believe there should be a statute of limitations on when porn adaptations of Hollywood films can be released (in general, there is a three-to-four-month turnaround in shooting and releasing studio adult films, so the porn versions can come pretty close to Hollywood’s release date), Hustler’s Mya Luanna shows

(Very) loosely based on “a certain women’s television series” (“The View”, perhaps?), Tight Fit’s upcoming “Sex And The Sybian” is as far as we know the first full-length studio DVD devoted exclusively to pornstresses (including Ariel X and the Lexi’s Bardot and Love) getting down and dirty on everyone’s favorite

I ask you: who has not masturbated furiously to Eric Carmen’s 1975 tearjerker “All By Myself”? The answer is No One. What do you think the Michigan Wolverines are doing right this very second? Anyway, Elegant Angel will release the solo girl self-abuseathon “All By Myself” featuring former Kurt Lockwoodbeard

Of all the expressions I might sport if being dragged through the water on a surfboard, topless and in fishnets, Diamond’s is not one of them. While the press release does not say if Diamond was indeed a virgin, it stands to reason that losing one’s maidenhood might not have

As we bid a bittersweet farewell to 2006—it was, after all, the year that Britney Spears’ crotch got us kicked off SiteMeter, surely one of our proudest achievements ever—we cast a jaded yet affectionate eye on the stacks of porn screeners towering atop every available level surface here at Fleshbot

ClubJenna’s take on reality porn is slightly different from cross-state rival Pink Visual‘s. In “Filthy’s First Taste”, a gang of spike-haired youngish dudes take to the streets of Miami to find “bitches who don’t look like manatees”. Pink Visual’s credo seems to be “We’ll have sex with anybody.” Which worldview