If the immortal celebrity sex tape “Screeched” didn’t give you enough insight into Dustin Diamond’s sex life, we invite you to read Mary Ann Patton’s harrowing tale of bedding the former child star. If you think you can handle it. · I Fucked Screech (heebmagazine.com)

Upon the news of Marilyn Chambers’s death, we wondered how the legendary pornstar had spent her last few months. Well, now we know: for her final role, Marilyn voiced the lead in an all dog porno. And we mean dog in the most literal sense: think “Beverly Hills Chihuahua” gone

Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn’t require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they’re just like us!). The difference, of course, is that

“Mmmm,” says Dustin Diamond—who played “Screech” on the 80′s Saturday morning kidcom “Saved by the Bell” and who, if you haven’t heard, has released a homemade sex tape called “Screeched”—”Cheese and cracker plate. I could eat that shit right up.” Screech wants us to know he likes cheese and crackers.