It’s been a few years since we first met Madame Renee Rosebud (and saw her play with Sovereign Syre), but now she’s back in front of Igor’s camera with new boobs, a new haircut, and a 420 Wiz Khalifa jersey. Yes, it’s the 26th, but it’s the spirit of the season that counts.
Hasn’t anyone ever told Miley not to throw asses on glass balconies? It seems like celebrities forget this all the time (and we forget how many times we’ve used Shakespeare and glass house jokes). Anyhow, Miley gets a pass because she was also spotted smoking a, uh, hand-rolled cigarette between her thumb and forefinger. You know, like people do.
You think it’s going to be non-stop chillness marathon, and then you hear something, your body tenses up, you forget where you put your clothes and/or if there’s a weapon nearby, you try to remember what your friend said that one time about cops driving around with drug-sniffing dogs looking for users, and you end up with your underwear in one hand, Febreeze in the other, and no idea what you’re trying to do. Emma Caulfield knows what we’re talking about.
Obviously you want to look at this and go, “Ugh.” But what you should do is go, “Duh,” and, “So is it any good or what?” It’s definitely got some steamy parts! And the steam is nicely tossed with the sinister as well. All in all, we’re pretty sure this is the B-movie that represents our scary, twisted generation.
Steve Prue, sweetheart of sweethearts that he is, asked if we’d like to debut this never before seen Stoya video, and we obviously said yes. We ask that you put aside your feelings about cigarettes and enjoy the sheer aesthetic beauty that comes from the subtle manipulation of air as Stoya allows Arden Leigh to drink from her hot, intoxicating breath.
You really, really deserve this. You had a hard week, all you want to do is go home and begin your Christmas vacation, but you still have a couple hours left to go, and if time doesn’t start flying by a little more swiftly, you’re going to scream. We feel you 100%. That’s why we found a good–no, great–clip of Nadine Velazquez walking around topless from “Flight.” You can see her body in better than ever before, and you should, because you deserve it, champ.
Fancy people are so good at pairing things together, aren’t they? First they brought us the award winning combination of wine and cheese, and later they discovered the synergistic beauty of cocaine and boobs. Obviously, we don’t condone the use of a dangerous drug like coke, but if you really must do it, you might as well do it with titties nearby.
What do you do when T.I. tells you to go keep watch over a room full of topless girls weighing out coke on triple-beam scales? What can you do? Obviously you say yes, thank him for the work, maybe give him a high five, and then go live out your “New Jack City” fantasies. By the way, did we mention that T.I. is now on “Boss”?
Took something interesting? Getting freaked out in the desert? Tired of talking to God? We’ve all been there before. Everybody has their own special way for gently ending a trip, but we think the best way to come down is to come–preferably from oral sex in a tent in the desert by a woman wearing many powerful rings and necklaces.
Honestly, we’ve never seen anybody–let alone two people–pause sex to put earbuds in and blast techno. However, we wouldn’t be surprised if tiny but steady vibrations against your eardrums heightens sexual stimulation or tricks your brain into making your orgasm last longer. Perhaps these horny youths know something we don’t!
Friends! We have found the world’s most amazing porn photo. Seriously, just look at it: what on earth is going on there? We know there’s Danny Mountain, and a girl, and a bong, and then a box of cereal…but what, pray tell, is he doing with the cereal?
It looks like those cuties from Cinemax are getting into some freaky substances! Sam (Rebecca Blumhagen) gets a prescription she doesn’t want, so she trades her scrip for a bunch of uppers and a penis pill. How does this play out for her? Not so well, but she has a slightly better time than Lizzie (Sally Golan), who goes home alone.
Actually, “Easter Bunny, Kill! Kill!” has little connection to “Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill!” except for the babes, the sleaziness, and the use of an automobile, but we respect any random indie filmmaker who wants to tip his hat to Russ Meyer while painting a smutty and sinister world that can
We’re not here to criticize the way Jenny McCrindle spends her free time. We’re here to ask her where she got those poppers because we want to play along at home. If this movie looks familiar to you at all, it might be because you’ve seen “Trainspotting,” and both of
People often think that pornstars do lots and lots of hard drugs. To be honest, I saw way more cocaine, pills, and even heroin around my college campus than I’ve ever seen in porn. However, there is one drug that’s pretty rampant among girls in the industry—if you can even
Hell no. Except right now, when we’re watching this pointlessly trippy scene from the biker movie “Hell Ride,” hell yes. We don’t know how or why this works, but something about this trip through spacetime really complements Julia Jones’s rack. This movie is really making us reconsider what we know
…even if South Central is now officially known as “South Los Angeles,” almost-incomprehensible but charming mack daddy Flash Brown still does what he can to keep it real from the passenger side of his best friend’s ride. In seven scenes unevenly helmed by three directors, “103 Degrees” establishes Mr. Brown
Someone should really let this Harry guy know that. He’s having an affair with the lovely and MILFy Kelly and he thinks he can get rid of his stress by doing a bunch of cocaine and using Kelly’s tits like squeeze toys. Poor form, Harry. We should note that poor
No matter what certain comedians/rappers might tell you, pretty much anyone can find themselves on a boat, no matter how baller they are or are not. The test of a true player? Finding yourself on a boat surrounded by naked hotties, copious illegal drugs, and what appears to be the
That might make us sound like stoners, but we don’t care. It’s Friday. We defy you to think of something cooler than this young woman unleashing her large tits and fucking some guy in a room full of ready-to-harvest weed. What more do you want? Food? Ok, it’d be cooler
