Posts Tagged ‘Drawings’

PornOnPaper Shows You The Building Blocks Of Fap Material

If you need experience drawing nude figures, but you don’t want to sit in some lame studio with twenty other people, you should spend your time looking at porn instead! We know that’s our solution for most problems, but this time it’s relevant. Look at how this artist makes quick sketches based on porn stills. You wont see poses like that in any Learning Annex class!

Even if you’re not looking to hone your fine motor skills, you should still take a look at PornOnPaper. Any smut fan will recognize the conventional images from these sketches, but there’s something special about seeming them all of the flesh and detail taken out. It makes you very conscious of the mechanics of your own body as well as why certain positions are so aesthetically pleasing. It’s all curved backs and spread labia as far as the eye can see!

Really though, try to get into the mindset of the artist (whoever they are) when you look at these pictures. Ask yourself what prompted them to draw a specific moment, what areas of the body are most detailed, and what–if anything–is missing in order for the image to be arousing. It’s good for your brain!

· See more at PornOnPaper (pornonpaper.tumblr.com)
· Via Indie Nudes (indienudes.com)

Sketchy Naked People Party On Paper

Sketchy Naked People Party On PaperPatrick Rocha’s EROS studies leave a lot to the imagination. That is, if you have the imagination of an experienced and ruthlessly horny orgy planner.

Are we looking at the holy image of many-armed Hindu hotties? Or are we just voyeurs catching the tail end of a butttastic orgy? Whatever we’re looking at, you have to admire the inky control of the 27-year old artist.

· Patrick Rocha (patrickrocha.com)
· Found via YUHMM (yuhmm.com)

Sketchy Naked People Party On Paper
Sketchy Naked People Party On Paper
Sketchy Naked People Party On Paper
Sketchy Naked People Party On Paper
Sketchy Naked People Party On Paper

The Erotic Vector Art Of Wikipedia (Yes, Wikipedia)

The jury is still out on whether Wikipedia is actually a cornucopia of hardcore porn—but it seems safe to say there’s at least a little sexy on the free encyclopedia. Like, for instance, this erotic vector art.

Apparently, these highbrow illustrations are being used to explain, say, the concept of tittyfucking (in lieu of actual porn photos). Which leaves us wondering: if it’s drawn, is it more or less dirty than a photograph? Frankly, we’re not sure we know the answer.

· The best of erotic vector art on Wikipedia (NSFW) [I Heart Kink] (iheartchaos.com)

Oh, Those Naughty Victorians And Their Naughty Pictures

The Victorians may have had a reputation for prudery—but when no one was looking, they definitely knew how to get the party started. And to think, all this time we thought that hippies invented 69ing.


A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art]
(iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art]
(iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art]
(iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art]
(iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art]
(iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art]
(iheartchaos.com)

A whole slew of nasty, naughty Victorian post cards (NSFW) [Art]
(iheartchaos.com)

Astronaut’s Dirty Drawing To Be Auctioned Off This Summer

$200,000 may seem like a steep price to pay for a cute drawing of a naked girl—but this is no ordinary drawing of a naked girl. This drawing has been on the moon.

Found in the cuff mounted checklist worn by NASA astronaut Charles Duke (on the moon!), the drawing is part of a collection of astronaut memorabilia that’ll be auctioned off in London this July. Man, if only we’d gone to astronaut school… all our porny drawings might actually be worth something now!

· Photo from Getty Images (daylife.com, more at Gizmodo)

Savita Bhabhi Hits The Big(ger) Time

Almost a full year after we first discovered her, Savita Bhabhi—India’s very own virtual pornstar—is getting (more) mainstream attention. Additionally, she’s still having sex with people through the magic of online comics. (globalpost.com)

Lick To Experience — Or Just Look, If You Prefer

The about page of Lick to Experience informs us that “[t]his website/blog is ruled by 5 individuals who besides being addicted to pornography are also creative beings who enjoy taking photographs, drawing, doing computer stuff, music or things alike.” Frankly, they had us at “addicted to pornography,” but the fact that they channel that addiction through artistic endeavors (you know, besides synchronized masturbation) makes us like them even more.

· Lick to Experience (licktoexperience.net, via Indie Nudes)

Cartoon Porn Goes Down On Your Childhood

2007_11_05_toons.jpgWe see a lot of filthy, filthy stuff in our daily travels, but somehow nothing makes us feel dirtier than watching Fred cheat on Wilma with Betty Rubble. Or a Simpsons family gangbang. Or even some man-on-Spiderman fan fic. Even sweet little Kim Possible can’t escape the clutches of pervy cartoon fans who love to draw your most beloved childhood icons in extremely compromising positions. The best part about animation is that anything goes and as you can see from this pen-and-ink inspired TGP gallery anything definitely goes when it comes to cartoon smut. Management is not responsible for the loss of your cherished memories.

· Cartoon Pussy (cartoon-pussy.com)

Previously: This Week In Japanese Porn Titles: “Cartoon Character Costume Rape”, Hot ‘Toon Babes By Alessandro Scacchia, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro, Catt House Studios, More Hardcore ‘Toons

Naked Chicks On Post-It Notes

2007_10_03_postit.jpgIf there’s one word that comes to mind when we think of the people who create and produce the filth that we live off of each day, it’s Resourcefulness. Because no matter what the situation, or what tools may be at their disposal, or how small the budget, people will always find a way to make porn. Even if all you have is a few stray office supplies, there’s no reason why you can’t whip up a naughty sketch of a well-shaded pair of boobies. That’s how you end up with a site like Naked Chicks on Post-It Notes, where a simple ball point pen and some spare sticky pads are magically transformed into something dirty. It’s like the MacGyver of bawdy art blogs, brought to you in bite-size form. And you can use them to mark the favorite pages in your spank mags for double the fun!

· Naked Chicks on Post-It Notes (nakedchicksonpostitnotes.blogspot.com)

Previously: Dr. Sketchy’s Salon Takes Over Brooklyn, Oddly Sexy Art By Japi Honoo, Carnets Pornographiques: When You Care Enough To Send The Very Breast

2007_09_19_cars.jpgLook, we don’t know where these pictures came from, who made them, or what their purpose is, but here it is: dragons fucking cars. The End. (image directory @ mightyjustice.net, via fluxblog.org)

2007_06_29_gac.jpgWe can’t tell you a single thing about the artist responsible for producing these incredibly hot drawings of juicy-booty’d babes caught in all sorts of compromising positions. But when it comes to juicy-booty’d babes in compromising positions, what else do you need to know anyway? (diary.ru/~StrangeEros)

Sexy Digital Art by No Para Innita

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Trying to decipher the profile of artist No Para Innita might leave you with some scratches on the top of your head. For starters, No Para Innita is her legal name, but she’s actually two people—No and Innita—one of whom is fictional but in love with the other and together they somehow caused the 1906 San Francisco earthquake. Oh, and she is also a he, who became “artistically female” in order to create sexy vector-like drawings of beautiful naked women. Trust us when we say that these digital portraits are much more straightforward than that biographical description, but they both give some insight into the musings of a seriously creative mind. The good people of San Francisco, on the other hand, may want to have a word with her.

· Art “por No” + profile (Flickr)
· Innita on MySpace (myspace.com)

Previously: There’s Always More Room At The Expansion Mansion, The Mangina: Coming Soon To A Stage Near You, Narumi’s Story, Hot Vector Babes

Art by Jean-Claude Claeys: Romans Noirs

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Calling French artist Jean-Claude Claeys a mere illustrator is like calling Rembrandt a painter or Shake Shack a New York City burger stand: it may be descriptive, but it doesn’t convey the sublime heights of expression his work achieves. Working from a variety of sources including original photographs and found images, Claeys’ work is meticulously detailed, supremely atmospheric, and frequently very, very sexy. Don’t be put off by all that French text you’ll encounter when poking around the opening page of his sprawling online portfolio; clicking on pretty much any thumbnail image will lead you to detailed views of his noirish erotic landscapes and other photo and art galleries, though if you want to read what he has to say about his work we suppose you can do that too. As for us, we’re content to let his pictures do the talking. (Besides, who has time to translate anything when there’s so much sexy eye candy to explore?)

· Jean-Claude Claeys: Illustrateur de romans noirs (jean-claude-claeys.com, via Erotica Curiosa)

Previously: Art by Greg Loudon: Desolate Angels, Autodestruct: Sexy (And Strange) Pinup Art by Paul Richards, Sex In Comics: A Brief History, Narumi’s Story, Meet Magenta (And Friends), Sexy Fumetti: Dr. Barnard’s Nurse Barbara

Sexy Superheroine Art by Adam Hughes

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While it’s true that female superheroes tend to be drawn with impossibly curvaceous figures, the fact that almost all comic book artists are men is not the reason why. (Well, not the only reason.) For starters, they’re super heroes—so it’s only natural that they have super measurements, right? She’s Wonder Woman, not Flat Chested Girl Next Door Woman! Secondly, can you think of a more effective crime fighting weapon than a killer body? Who can escape to their hideout when they’re too busy ogling a girl in a skin tight, star-spangled swimsuit? Artist Adam Hughes gets that, and that’s how his covers for Wonder Woman, Catwoman, Lara Croft, and other fantasy babes put the majesty and awe—and a whole lot of sexiness—back into hero worship. They almost make us want to take up a life of crime just for a chance to get tied up in that golden lasso.

· Adam Hughes Illustrations (justsayah.com, via sexinart.net)

Previously: Girl Power: Sexy Art by Koutarou, Sex In Comics: A Brief History, Superman’s Secret Porno Past!, Cartoon Porn by Alex Hiro, (Lots More) Superheroine Fantasies

Narumi’s Story

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Life is tough for Narumi: it’s hard enough finding love when you’re a lesbian who’s into being dominated, but try doing it with gigantic (and we do mean gigantic) oversized boobs, complete with five-inch long nipples and a body covered in thick hair. Oh, and did we mention that Narumi also has an enormous penis? (And we do mean enormous.) Luckily for some of us (and unfortunately for others), Narumi only exists on paper and in the drawings and erotic stories of one very, uh … creative hentai fan; we’re feeling rather more sympathetic for her than anything because it couldn’t be too comfortable carrying around equipment like that all day long. (Then again, we’re feeling a little jealous too. Actually, we’re not sure what we’re feeling right now.)

· "Narumi’s Story" (sweetkiss.net)

Previously: Genki Genki, Gallery 4D, "Yin-Yang! X-Chang Alternative": Japanese Futanari Game, Ryu’s Form Site: Sexy Anime Pinups, Erotic Art by Christopher Leach, Hentai Geeks, Mako Hentai, Kuro’s Fantasy Illustration World, Japanese Big-Boob T-Girl Art

Disney Babe Porn

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Lusting after the animated babes in Disney’s feature films is one thing, but for some folks simply admiring their well-drawn lines in the theater isn’t enough. For if the internet has taught us anything, it’s that if someone creates a popular fantasy character, someone else is definitely going to incorporate him/her into some hardcore naked fan art. Who among us has not imagined what it would be like for Belle and the Beast to actually get it on? But we hadn’t anticipated how a DP from a talking candle might go down. There’s some serious imagineering going on out there.

· "Toons!!!" (xxxmofo.com)

Previously: Morning Wood: Vagina-Free Edition, Disneyland Paris Orgy Video, Final Fantasy Hentai, Animated Hardcore Manga, Pinup Art by Dean Yeagle, X-Rated Disney on eBay

John Blanche: The Femme Militants

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Websites with a lot of Flash frippery tend to have us clickity clicking in frustration to get past the irritating bits (or clicking the window shut entirely), but John Blanche’s online art project has us enthralled—which probably has something to do with all those divinely dommes with their monstrous and pointy boobed outfits and sexy weapons. While Blanche’s book invites us to “taste the milk of the Magna Maters”, we’re not sure whether suckling at the their teats will make us ill or give us immortal powers. Guess there’s really only one way to find out …

· LXMVNDI: The Official John Blanche Website (Flash @ lvxmvndi.com)

“Eros in Modern Art”

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Since nothing whets our midday appetite like a nice helping of art-versus-porn ambiguity, we’re glad to see that the Swiss at least seem to have the distinction down pat with the new Eros in Modern Art exhibition at the Fondation Bayeler in Basel, which opened this weekend and runs through next February, when it will move to the Kunstforum in Vienna. With more than 200 works on display from the collection of eminent collectors and gallerists Hildy and Ernst Beyeler, the show aims to portray “(a)n involvement with all forms and facets of eros—love, passion and lust, desire and sexual union “, with artworks that range from Egon Schiele’s fetishy proto-upskirt drawings to Jeff Koons’ sculptural … er, whatever they are. And hey, they use the word “eros” in the title—so it must be art!

· “Eros in Modern Art” (beyeler.com; also spotted @ sexblo.gs)

Previously: “The Dirty Show”, “Negative Exposure”, “Peeping, Probing and Porn”, Hot At Large, EroticArtists.org