The real world makes its way to the dark web! Below is just a tiny sampling of celebrities who acquired US citizenship (or murky A-list extended visas) without being treated like garbage. If only the Honduran asylum-seekers had been Slovenian hookers they'd get to stay in the White House instead of detainment centers. Crazy.

Wicked Girls know things.

Some XXX on that famous stopwatch.

Eila gives the news!

FUCK Olivier Müller's cock is hot - OMG Blog

Gays should go to Chicago Instinct

Trump's Parkland note card is too fucking tragic to handle Boy Culture

Gay for pay porn star gets married Banana Guide

Sean Cody newbie gets broken in Queer Me Now

Fully nude Jonathan Harboe's super hot junk OMG Blog 

Gay Iceland travel review will leave you wunderlusty Instinct

Donald Trump had a major hair mishap. Or should I say lack of hair mishap Boy Culture

More assault allegations against Topher DiMaggio Banana Guide

Jamie Dornan talks about his cock bag Mr. Man

Bottoming for huge bareback Bel Ami cock Queer Me Now

Alana opens up.

Matteo Martari beach balls, and cock OMG Blog

Yas, Anderson Cooper and Andy Cohen reveal who's filthier in bed Instinct

Trump official Nightmare Before Christmas photo Boy Culture

GayVN Awards "Best Duo" nominees in action Banana Guide

Masturbator with frankly perfect balls The Banana Blog

Justin Trudeau sexy for Attitude Magazine Mr. Man

Gay porn sneak peek of the week Queer Me Now

Relive those dick-baring Storm Troopers COABT

Flea isn't hiding anything from the paps OMG Blog

Guess which show is ending after Spacey's assault allegations Instinct

Trump's fight against humanity suffers setback Boy Culture

Ten queer Halloween horror films Queerty

Spanish professor outed as pornstar. He only looks like every pornstar Banana Guide

Amazing bottom in action inspires The Banana Blog

Freddie Mercury's pussy COABT

Gay porn star sexy Halloween costume roundup Queer Me Now