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You know who’s sexy in person? That Phoenix Marie. She seems, in all the best ways, ready to go. So we were very interested to see her solo project, “My Sexy Life.” My Sexy Life Studio: Muffia Director: Phoenix Marie Cast: Phoenix Marie, Andi Anderson, Eric Swiss, Angelina Valentine, Carmella
Somewhere in a dingy Tampa bookshop kneels naked, 20-year-old Shirley. She peers through a crudely cut hole in the sheetrock and waits for all comers. She doesn’t have to wait long. “Gloryhole Girlz 6″ takes us back to a time when porn was just a little more sordid, unpolished, and
The question we’re asking when it comes to the WiibratorLink is not why or how, but what is taking so long? It’s not like people haven’t been waiting for something like this since before they were waiting for Mario Kart. (oioo.deo, via slashdong.org)
We’re big fans of the DIY ethic, mostly because whenever our bosses ask us to stay a little late and put in some extra work our response is usually, “Do it yourself!” But there’s a different kind of DIY that we’re also fans of, and it’s in the same style
Everyone knows that the difference between “erotica” and “porn” is the frequency of extreme closeups of a penis moving in and out of a vagina. But when you’re shooting your own personal amateur masterpiece at home (and without the help of Swedish authorities) how can you get that special balls-eye
Are you familiar with that whole “steampunk” thing all the kidz are talking about? If so, congratulations–you’re a nerd! Fortunately, we love nerds around here and that’s why this video tickled (or maybe abused) our various bones. For the uninitiated, steampunk fans are into reading and writing about and even
A Polish man working in England who was caught in a compromising position with his vacuum cleaner, claims he was just vacuuming his underwear, which is “a common practice in Poland.” Of course, it is! How do you get potato chip crumbs out of your pants? (thesun.co.uk)
We often wonder what to do with all the free condoms we have lying around (aside from, you know … the obvious), but it never occurred to us to make a condom aquarium. Probably because we like fish and don’t want to kill them with this horrible idea. (practicalfishkeeping.co.uk)
Handmade goods are hot; after all, when someone’s good with their hands, they’re … well, good with their hands. And when you mix handmade goods with sex, consider us sold. Here’s a look at some of the sexy (and sometimes strange) goods we’ve come across lately at Etsy.com, our favorite
And while we’re on the subject of vibrators … what’s cooler than the music-powered OhMiBod sex toy? An OhMiBod when it’s plugged in to a guitar. It’s almost enough to make us want to date a musician. Almost.. (notcot.com)
Even though 2 out of 6 Fleshbot staff members already have their own set of squishably pre-installed stress units, we’re glad to see the brainy breast lovers at Instructables providing this how-to on making a stress boob of your very own. After all, you never know when an extra one
Just in time for your pre-Thanksgiving kitchen preparations, here are 15 naughty things you can do with a turkey baster besides impregnate that nice lesbian couple who live next door. Here’s one more use that you probably hadn’t thought of: Baste a turkey! (homemade-sex-toys.com)
Sadly, sex toy coverage is usually limited to dildos and vibrators, because there’s so many more options for things to insert then there are places to insert. It’s not really fair to the guys, but when it comes to mechanical manipulation, you’re often forced to improvise. On the bright side,
One of our favorite things about this job is seeing the incredible ingenuity that people will employ in the neverending struggle to get themselves off. It’s seems like a pretty straightforward task, but that has never stopped nerds, geeks, tinkerers, crafters, and OCD sufferers from adding as many bells and
We’re totally grooving on these hand-embroidered porno hankies, although considering what we usually use hankies for we’d hate to get all that fancy stitching mucked up with gooey stuff. (We meant blow our noses. What did you think we were talking about?) (Flickr, via Boing Boing)
Anyone can stick their stems into a regular old flower vase, but it takes a special kind of perv to put them in a Naughty Deflower Vase, which you can make yourself by circumcizing cutting up the condoms of your choice. Hopefully your orchids will still respect you in the
Attention all you horny hippies out there: the good folks at Homemade Sex Toys have provided these helpful instructions on how to tie-dye your dildo. Needless to say, waterproof pigments are a must unless you want to risk the chances of … well, we’ll let you come up with that
Looking for a replacement for that worn out, overused cum rag? We recommend ordering this hand embroidered sex towel. Since it’s clearly labeled, there’s no chance you’ll mix it up with, say, the one you use to dry your dishes with. (We usually just look for those telltale off-white stains
The Berlin Porn Film Festival is returning to the German capital later this month, but for those of you who don’t have a major adult feature film ready to premiere at the event, it’s not too late to get in on the fun. In the tradition of Seattle’s HUMP! festival,
