Ok, so the word of the day is “follies” aka an elaborate stage act. We treated you to some authentic vintage shots from the Ziegfeld follies, and now you get the modern version from Mz Dita Von Teese. We are not the first to sing the praise of Madame Von Teese, and we won’t be the last. But goddamn that broad is classy.
I feel like it’s somewhat unoriginal to just come here and declare my unending adoration for Dita von Teese, but it’s kind of hard not to. The thing is that I can contextualize and explain my love for her in a way which is (possibly) worth extrapolating upon. It’s not just because she has milky white skin, raven hair, perfect bow lips and a bountiful chest… Wait, what was I saying? Oh, right.
Man, it never rains, but then it pours celebrity nipples. First Coco, now Dita. What did we do to deserve this…and how can we make sure to do it every single day of every single week, forever and ever? (thenipslip.com)
We’ve often felt that if we were in the presence of Miss Dita Von Teese, we’d be too busy checking her out to say anything (or even have a coherent thought). Apparently, Dita feels this way too. [Photo source: Pacific Coast News]
Titan Books is releasing a collection of rare and recently uncovered Dita Von Teese photos, and they were kind enough to share some of them with us. Here’s what you should expect from “Fetish Goddess Dita”: brilliance. Yep, you get the same dark and powerful yet radiant and charming joy
And it’s not just because they both have three-part names. No, this goes deeper than that. Dita models the new haute couture lingerie made with La Perla, and Gaultier gets to watch. Yeah, he likes to watch. Honestly, who doesn’t? Imagine if one of your best friends was a burlesque
Why yes, Dita…it is a very nice rack you have there. And since you seem to be so taken with it, well, we don’t suppose you’d mind if we spend a little time admiring it as well? (Photo source: PacificCoastNews)
True, pictures of Dita Von Teese flashing her bits and making out with chicks are nothing new. But these specific photos, co-starring Playmate Alley Baggett, only recently surfaced after ten years of languishing in obscurity. So that’s something, right? Dita Von Teese and Alley Baggett (thesuperficial.com) Dita Von Teese and
Once again, some hard working bored journalist has “uncovered” the story of Dita Von Teese‘s (gasp!) porn past…you know, the one she’s completely open about and has never denied. On the plus side—vintage Dita Von Teese nudie pix! To be fair, we should give these “journalists” some credit, as these
Dita Von Teese‘s Eurovision cameo improved the German team’s performance by leaps and bounds…but alas, not enough to actually help them win. If only Ms. Von Teese had been willing and/or able to take off her top: one look at her perfect breasts, and victory would have been assured. Don’t
Eurovision (the music festival, not the thong contest) is a big, international music competition that we normally wouldn’t care about in the slightest. But then again, it normally doesn’t feature a scantily clad Dita Von Teese. No, we’re not completely clear on why the Germans got to include her in
Spanish magazine DT has created a list of the 50 Sexiest Women (or, if you speak Spanish, “Las 50 Chicas Mas Sexys”—and, what’s more, they’ve gotten said women to pose in lingerie! Though we question the methods of the committee that created the list (are all the world’s sexiest women
This morning, we found an envelope on our desks. Inside the envelope was a thumbdrive (wrapped in bubblewrap), loaded up with a porno trailer. What kind of hotness could possibly require this level of protection? Why, nothing short of Andrew Blake’s “5 Stars,” a breathtaking collection of some of Blake’s
We’ve been lusting after Bianca Beauchamp for quite some time now, so it’s really not that surprising to learn that she secured the top slot in AskMen’s list of the top ten “modern fetish models.” Also joining Bianca in the top slots are Crush Objects Darenzia and (of course) Dita
Though there are many parts of the twentieth century that we’d happily say good-bye too, pinup girls aren’t one of them. Some may see the bestockinged beauties as a thing of the past—not us, however. True, we may not live in a time where the merest hint of cleavage is
We love Dita Von Teese, and we love Kink.com, so hearing that these two great forces have partnered for a project has pretty much killed off our productivity for the rest of the afternoon. · Dita on Kink: gallery and sample videos (kinkondemand.com via Violet Blue)
So we’re sitting here, trying to make a list of all the things that we’re thankful for, when what do we find but some gorgeous pictures of Dita Von Teese in German Playboy. Coincidence? We think not. Number one on our list of things to be thankful for: Dita Von
Now that we all have digital cameras or webcams or iPhones or some sort of photo device that doesn’t require third party processing, pretty much everyone out there has taken a photo or video of themselves en flagrante delicto—even celebrities (they’re just like us!). The difference, of course, is that
We’re ever so glad that Wonderbra was able to overlook their shock and horror at the discovery of Dita Von Teese’s (not so) secret porno past and keep her on as a celebrity lingerie designer. Frankly, it was the smartest marketing move they could make. After all, there aren’t that
