There’s nary a thing like it — especially barebacked inside a babe. Now that’s a good jizz. It’s the kind of jizz that’s akin to eating dessert first, to diving in the deep-end, to dancing ’til the sun comes up. It just may be the greatest kind of jizz there is! Although we won’t hold ourselves to such blanket statements. We will verify that we’re really into it, though. (But what aren’t we into, really?).
Maybe it’s because we’ve got open-air banging on the brain, but if we were this hottie fucking couple, we’d throw open the shutters and let the cool night air waft over our writhing, reverse cowgirling bodies. It adds a bit of dusky, twilight romance to the whole encounter.
Near any BJ is a good one in our book, but we truly appreciate a body getting clever with them. This lady is treating this dick to a nice Cirque du Soleil of blow technique, and it’s got us wanting to pull off some acrobatics of our own.
We’re not sure if it’s medically validated, but we’re pretty sure facials are great for your health. They’re great for skin, they elevate seratonin levels, and they strengthen tooth enamel (hence the importance of the smile). But, uh, okay. In reality these likely factoids aren’t 100% true. But that doesn’t really matter to us! Because they make us feel good, that’s all.
It’s a combination of which we’ll never tire. It’s like peanut butter and jelly, like Abbott and Costello, like dicks and cumsluts. Timeless, really. And all it takes to bring about the magic is a deft handie, kind of like the one this lusciously be-breasted lady is bestowing upon her lucky man. All these elements are so complementary, a jigsaw puzzle where all the pieces fall right into place. Then get covered in cum. You know the kind!
Well, doesn’t that sound like an idyllic sort of evening? We imagine you’ve just come home from the opera, those falsettos and trills really have you feeling pretty enlivened and lustful. You get home, toss away the binoculars, rip away your furs and tuxedo jackets, and head out to the sparkling night lights of the balcony.
Well, we probably love your smile too, but that’s not what’s really being showcased here. So we’ll just admire what’s right in front of our faces — and that’s one stellar handie. Oh okay, and also a pretty phenomenal pair of tits, but we can only focus on one thing at a time! And this hottie uncut cock splooging all over the hand that jacks it has sort of got our attention right now… We just need a minute.
It might seem like an equation that doesn’t add up, but believe you me, sluts defy all logic and make it work. That’s the great thing about ‘em… Where there’s a slut there’s a way. In addition to their science-defying dexterity, they’re also great at 69ing and BJs. What’s not to love?
Or there’s a good chance this cameraman will shove a makeshift gag in your mouth! But, uh, those are the kind of chances we like to take because we like playing a little rough. We’ve got an inkling this babe is cut from the same devilish cloth. So we say sing your heart out, lady! Who knows where things might go next…*
But we don’t mind that this chick shirks the rules, don’t mind it at all. Because we’ve almost never seen a lady with such a taste for ejaculate before. It’s finer than the deepest, darkest chocolate, the most decadent creme bruleé. Oh, cum-eating sluts, you make up your own rules. We’re on board.
You know how it is — work’s boring, love is meh, you’re feeling kind of down about life in general. Extra vulnerable. You’re lying in bed feeling sorry for yourself when — what’s that? Superman? No; better. It’s a double dose of MILFy BJ-babe! They’ll turn that frown upside down (and give you a huge boner, too).
Why, there’s so much pussy-licking, dick-blowing, cowgirl-bangin’ action here we’d think it would necessitate one of those 2-tape set dealios (hey, Titanic!). But somehow Jane Milo’s giant tits and slutty ways manage to be captured within the magnetic tape confines of the medium. We think we need to break out the Betamax and Laserdiscs, though, just in case… We mean, she’s basically oozing sultry all over the place. And we don’t wanna miss a drop!
We’ve got the sun out, birds chirping, and jizz flowing. Ah, it’s enough for us to break into song. And we will, mind you! But we’ve found that a solid fap session by way of a doggystyle creampie really gets the vocal chords warmed up, ya know?
Uh, yeah, we can’t tell if we want to unhinge our jaw and wolf this mf-er down, or run in fear because it’s pretty damn intimidating. It’s awakening our fight or flight response, and though sometimes we’re inclined to take the easy route and avoid confrontation, we’re into the idea of tackling this mondo-dong head-on (literally! Oh yeah.) So’s this bold biddie.
It finally feels like springtime is here, and we just want to jizz on everything we see! So we’re not sure if that’s an appropriate response to the ebullient liveliness and joy bursting within us, but it seems as good an outlet as any. So, yes, we shall herald the spring in flowing freshets of skeet, veritable streamers of spooge, loving loads of… load. It’s a celebration!
This roving Russian gang is like the Bratva, but instead of choosing to conspire over money laundering or racketeering (what even is that anyway?) they deliver stealthy blow(job)s to all their friends and enemies. While on roller skates! Ya scurred?
We’ve got a bit of a thing for people’s first foray into the world of social pornography. It’s like heading into your first day of school — your nerves are jangling, you’re filled up with butterflies and a sense of exhilaration toward the unknown. It’s exciting for everyone involved! In this case, however, we’re trading notebooks for babe-ass and pens
for cocks. That’s more exciting still.
