Look, I have no idea what skills one needs to drive a race car, other than good vision. But if yoga helps Danica Patrick drive fast, then I am all for it. Hell, if it doesn't help, I still want Danica Patrick to be doing yoga every day because my god, she's one hell of a flexible woman.
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When you assume it makes an ass out of you and me. We all know this to be true, but I feel like at times, it’s kind of needed. Like right now. I’m watching Danica Patrick do probably the sexiest handstand of all times and the only think I can think of is I assume Danica Patrick is sexy for a living.
The term “selfie” in general is used to describe any picture taken of yourself with your phone and/or camera. But I really feel like we need to find phrases to distinguish the different type of selfies. For instance we have the mirror selfie or the nude selfie, but we need something for when Danica Patrick snaps a selfie of herself after a workout.
While I feel that I should be rambling on and on about how incredibly flexible Danica Patrick is, I really just want to point out that she is rocking hammer pants. Not only is Danica Patrick wearing hammer pants, but she’s making them sexy, and that takes some true talent.
People constantly say that you shouldn’t be jealous of anyone or anything and that really the grass is not always greener on the other side. But sometimes you can’t help but be jealous. Right now, I’m totally jealous of sand. Well, I should say I’m jealous of the sand that is stuck on Danica Patrick’s ass.
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I’m sure being a cab driver you get all sorts of passengers riding in the backseat of your cab. Drunk people, crazy people, probably a person or two who are crying, but when you get a Nascar driver in your backside, would you be a little more nervous? Especially if that Nascar driver happens to be the incredibly hot Danica Patrick and she also happens to flash her undies.
Many people out there don’t really consider race car drivers to be athletes. All they do is a drive a really fast and make four left turns, how much of an athlete does one have to be to accomplish this? Well, the honest truth is you do need to be one hell of an athlete. I mean, look at Danica Patrick and tell me she doesn’t have the body of an athlete, a really hot, flexible, sexy athlete.
After starring in so many saucy commercials, it's almost hard to believe that Danica "GoDaddy Girl" Patrick doesn't actually pose topless--and even harder to believe that the first place we'd spy her nipple would be a casual behind the scenes shot from the set of a Sports Illustrated shoot.
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