Justine Joli is in command. She knows what she wants from this world, and right now, she needs a well-trained slave who will fulfill her every desire. Can she find such a woman, and if she can, can she craft the fresh young mind into the come-hungry pet she wants?
We were in the mood for some cute li’l lesbians this morning (well, when is anyone not), but then we found this. Which turns out to be the trailer for a six-and-a-half hour devil’s romp with the best and nastiest pornstresses in the world. Extreme? Yes. Extremely-fucking-hot? Also yes. So get out your clothespins, facemasks, spanking hands, and filthy mouths because we’re going in.
Just yesterday our gallant Mr. Ponante let us in on the goings-on of The Perfect Secretary 3 — so we figured we’d take a look at what this specialized training entails. It looks like it requires a lot of ass-in-the-air shimmying, in a uniform of easily rippable stockings with no panties beneath. Uh, hey, we’ve got some calls that need to be taken — Dana DeArmond, can you get in here?
I never met anyone like Riley Reid when I had to take a summer typing class at a junior college.
Chastity Lynn landed a sweet babysitting gig looking after Dana DeArmond’s youngster, but Dana’s stories about her ex-husband are filling Chastity with a bitter hatred for a man she’s never met. What do you think will happen with Chastity finally meets Dana’s ex? Do you think there’ll be banging? Yep!
Recently we talked about Big Wet Asses and how incredibly hot and awesome it is when porn shows fountains of lube! Historically, for some fucking reason, wetness is undervalued in porn. It doesn’t make a damn bit of sense to us, since as far as we’re concerned wetness is pretty much what sex is all about.
Director Kevin Moore stages several tales of status reversals and sex-as-theatre in this entertaining and unpredictable movie, though the first scene made me sad.
The nice thing about being in porn is that if I’m in it long enough, I might have the opportunity to work with some of the coolest, sexiest people in the sex biz. Being a BBW performer means I unfortunately don’t get to work with everyone I have a crush on, but that doesn’t mean I can’t fantasize.
Once you’ve seen one wife berate her husband while riding a big black cock, you’ve seen them all, right? Wrong. Cuckoldry isn’t only about the physical intimacy between two and a half people, it’s about the circumstances that bring them together and keep them there, watching each other as holes are explored and vows are bent in the name of sexual freedom. Today’s scenarios involve golf, penis pills, and a lack of self control!
This edition of “Lesbian Office Seductions” is special because all of the action revolves around “the city’s top advertising firm for feminine products.” It’s all about ladies being in charge of other ladies who are trying to appeal to consumer ladies by way of their lady parts. Is that too much lady for you? Then you are in the wrong place.
We know these people are good at fucking, but what other nifty talents are they hiding? We worked up the gumption to ask them right in their pretty faces when we went to AEE, and we got some fascinating responses. For example, Skin Diamond likes to sing, but she won’t do it in public: “My asshole’s all over the internet but I’m too shy to sing in front of people.”
When you ask pornstars about sex, you don’t just get a handful of neat tricks to try in the bedroom, you get to hear their philosophies about what it means to be sexy, to give and receive pleasure, and how to give yourself the best emotional, physical, and mental opportunities for experiencing unbridled sexual ecstasy. You also get a sweet bunch of one-liners and goofy quotes. God, we love pornstars so fucking much!
So at AEE, Fleshbot decided to do some serious investigating with our favorite pornstar paramours and proposed a question — out of all the folks in the biz, past and present, whether you’ve already stuck it to ‘em on set or just wish to — who brings a smile to your face and a fire to your loins? Like, who you mega-crushin’ on? Some answers were straightforward, others more a surprise, but one thing’s for sure: Porntopia is one big, beautiful, sleazy fucking family.
We’d recognize that
weapon schlong anywhere! Why, it belongs to none other than Mr. James Deen, who looks to be involved in some shady boss business in this Burning Angel endeavor. And who better is there to play slave to his master ways than the Dana DeArmond? We’re not sure if she really gets that she’s supposed to be the subordinate, though — she looks like she’s having too much fun. We’re sure Master James will let it slide this time though (and how!).
We were recently thinking about how we dig Samantha Ryan and wish she would appear in more movies, and then this little film pops up and gives us exactly what we want! Isn’t that grand? Everybody who’s not Samantha Ryan gets fucked by Samantha Ryan; that’s how it should be.
We’re not joking, neither. Our hearts skipped a handful of beats when we saw Tori Black pop-up in two scenes in this film. Not one scene, two! However, we don’t want you asking yourself, “How long ago were these scenes made?” Instead, ask yourself, “How long until I recover from watching these scenes?” You’re going to be a little bedridden.
Quick question: if we elect a lesbian president, do we still call her wife the First Lady? That is, if the president’s wife identifies as a woman. And that’s if the lesbians don’t decide to make this a totalitarian state. It wouldn’t necessarily be a bad thing! There would be no elections, an invasive police force, and amazing new advances in dental dam technology.
Remember how B. Skow signed a contract to direct boy-girl porn for Girlfriends Films? Well, this special union is about to bear new fruit in the shape of a passionate tale called “Paint,” and we’ve been blessed with the chance to share the hardcore trailer with you. Prepare yourself for drama and D-cups!
Dana DeArmond and James Deen are in a real pickle. Which do they choose? On the one hand, piledriving can get a little messy. On the other hand, not piledriving means you’re… not piledriving. We can all breathe a lusty sigh of relief and ecstasy though, because these two obviously made the right choice. When faced with the oft-confounding piledriver conundrum they take it on headfirst and balls-deep. You two are patent professionals; we’ll never doubt you again!