We’re not sure if it’s medically validated, but we’re pretty sure facials are great for your health. They’re great for skin, they elevate seratonin levels, and they strengthen tooth enamel (hence the importance of the smile). But, uh, okay. In reality these likely factoids aren’t 100% true. But that doesn’t really matter to us! Because they make us feel good, that’s all.
It’s a combination of which we’ll never tire. It’s like peanut butter and jelly, like Abbott and Costello, like dicks and cumsluts. Timeless, really. And all it takes to bring about the magic is a deft handie, kind of like the one this lusciously be-breasted lady is bestowing upon her lucky man. All these elements are so complementary, a jigsaw puzzle where all the pieces fall right into place. Then get covered in cum. You know the kind!
Well, we probably love your smile too, but that’s not what’s really being showcased here. So we’ll just admire what’s right in front of our faces — and that’s one stellar handie. Oh okay, and also a pretty phenomenal pair of tits, but we can only focus on one thing at a time! And this hottie uncut cock splooging all over the hand that jacks it has sort of got our attention right now… We just need a minute.
But we don’t mind that this chick shirks the rules, don’t mind it at all. Because we’ve almost never seen a lady with such a taste for ejaculate before. It’s finer than the deepest, darkest chocolate, the most decadent creme bruleé. Oh, cum-eating sluts, you make up your own rules. We’re on board.
It finally feels like springtime is here, and we just want to jizz on everything we see! So we’re not sure if that’s an appropriate response to the ebullient liveliness and joy bursting within us, but it seems as good an outlet as any. So, yes, we shall herald the spring in flowing freshets of skeet, veritable streamers of spooge, loving loads of… load. It’s a celebration!
Yes, we’re already ready to start figuratively kicking this week’s ass (in a positive way), and we’re going to draw inspiration from this multi-positioned, sexy breathing, hottie-coupled back-cumming bang affair. It complements our second cup of coffee quite nicely — better than a bowl of Frosted Flakes, let us tell you.
Missionary may well be the first warming, heralding embrace to slamming all us happy sluts ever encountered. Some may pooh-pooh the position as passé, but hey, we make new friends and keep the old. There’s an intimacy that comes with that full-frontal caress, the intense eye contact, the, well, comfort of it all. Missionary, we’d give you a hug if we could. And then we’d try to fuck you.
Every dick is a great dick! There are fetishizers of all sorts of things — small cocks included — but when it comes down to it (or onto it, or onto the couch as it were), we like any body that’s naked. This guy, his babely broad, and his li’l willie all fit the bill, and they make a quite lovely naked, cummy picture together.
Hey, y’all! You know what makes a delightful snack anytime — morning, noon, and night? A deliciously well-kempt ass! It’s tasty and fun, we tell ya. And just couple that delectable dainty with a side of whack-off. Bon appetít!
Sure, facials are pretty darn gratifying in and of themselves. But it’s ever more satisfying if you hit that thang spot-on from afar, like in those carnival games where you shoot a target and your balloon fills up fastest or your horse runs farthest and you win a giant stuffed alien. The prize here happens to be a babely face covered in your own spooge, which we think is even cooler, but you can still celebrate the whole endeavor with funnel cakes for all.
Blondes may be said to have all the fun, and redheads might be rare, exotic birds, but when it comes to the chicks you wanna know and love, chances are they’re of the raven-haired variety. Dark, mysterious and lovely, we can’t get enough of those auburn, sable, chestnut, and cocoa-colored locks. Especially juxtaposed with some cock.
We just wanna sit back with a cup of coffee and dunk this babe in. Or something. Well, that would probably be unpleasant for her so maybe we’ll just sit back, enjoy our coffee and her creampied pussy, have a snack, and maybe touch ourselves. Sounds like a right pleasant evening.
We think we can honestly say we’ve never seen any babe so masterfully command the breasts she was blessed with. She’s like some sexy Gepetto making them shimmy and dance under her clever hand — stroking and coaxing this cock to come all over them. It’s a beautiful show.
Well, hello there, li’l lady. We can tell, just from a flash of those sultry eyes, that you’re a real go-getter. We believe we can also deduce with a good degree of certainty that what you want to go get is a cumload all over your sweet angelface. And, hey! That aligns with our Facial Friday plans pretty nicely.
We recommend doing this only if your partner is aware of the possibility, but hey, if you’re sleeping with your ass unsheathed and kissing the night-to-morning air you’re asking for it! (Well, not exactly, but if you’re bedding with us you are). But either way, we think the gentle sprinkle of cum upon your skin basically snuggles you awake, and it’s all much more pleasant than a beeping clock or catchy marimba phone tone.
We really like the abstraction — and arguable excess — this facial entails. We can really sense the movement, the motion, the feeling behind every careening arc and sweeping streak. This may be our most affecting Facial Friday yet!
Well, believe it or not, we’ve made it to another Facial Friday! It’s been a week chock full of exciting adventures, and what better way to cap it all off than with a champagne-cork popping jizzload to the face? We feel this splooge shot captures the same effervescent joy of some fine bubbly, but with less risk of injury. And we’re all “Safety first” here at Fleshbot! So let’s get our goggles on and jizz away.
Them toes are demonstrating a remarkable amount of skill for something we normally utilize for mere steppin’ and kickin’. Yeah, we bet these sensual feets could even hang the streamers and cut the cake at our little fete. But they’re probably best served for ever so carefully prancing and dancing upon any hard cock in their path. And when they get tired, well, this hottie chick’s tongue has no trouble taking over. This is our new favorite kind of tag team.
