If you’ve ever been looking around Etsy, seen a gorgeous babe, and spontaneously purchased something you can’t fit or don’t recognize, this site is for you: all the hottest models of crafts and clothing in one collection! It’s times like these that we wouldn’t be surprised if Etsy suddenly became

Finally, someone’s figured out a way to make stained glass sexy. Well, for those of us who didn’t already have a stained glass fetish, that is. · Eroti-glass by Wilson (theycallmewilson.webs.com)

As the weather starts getting colder, it’s important to bundle up—something for which this hand-crocheted Willie Warmer will come in handy. Of course, we can think of better ways to keep your nether regions warm, but at least this one comes in multiple colors so you can coordinate with different

Even though 2 out of 6 Fleshbot staff members already have their own set of squishably pre-installed stress units, we’re glad to see the brainy breast lovers at Instructables providing this how-to on making a stress boob of your very own. After all, you never know when an extra one

We’re totally grooving on these hand-embroidered porno hankies, although considering what we usually use hankies for we’d hate to get all that fancy stitching mucked up with gooey stuff. (We meant blow our noses. What did you think we were talking about?) (Flickr, via Boing Boing)

Anyone can stick their stems into a regular old flower vase, but it takes a special kind of perv to put them in a Naughty Deflower Vase, which you can make yourself by circumcizing cutting up the condoms of your choice. Hopefully your orchids will still respect you in the

Looking for a replacement for that worn out, overused cum rag? We recommend ordering this hand embroidered sex towel. Since it’s clearly labeled, there’s no chance you’ll mix it up with, say, the one you use to dry your dishes with. (We usually just look for those telltale off-white stains

The makers of the Jildo dildo are quick to point out—as well as they should—that despite what you may think, splinters are not an issue. Once that worry is out of the way, you can start to seriously consider adding a handmade wooden dildo to your sex toy cabinet. Sure,

· Which sign of the apocalypse involves Pamela Anderson returning to star in the Baywatch movie? Because the end times are clearly here. (hollywoodtuna.com + egotastic.com) · You’d think a marketing convention would have the best booth babes of all, since those guys really know how to sell things. Oh,

In the mountains of Poland, lace-making is a time-honored art passed down from generation to generation. But what to do when no one wants to buy fancy doilies anymore? What else? Start making thongs! The women of the tiny mountain village of Koniakow have done just that, banding together to

We know that summer is probably far from your minds right now, especially when you’re outside scraping ice of your car’s windshield, but it’s never too early to start thinking about bikini weather. Or just bikinis. If you just can’t wait, you could try to bridge the gap between the

Ah, the humble Altoids box: has ever a piece of packaging been so beloved by tinkering geeks everywhere? Used to store everything from fancy iPods to humble stems and seeds (er, at least we’ve heard that’s what some people use them for), the folks at Homemade Sex Toys continue to