There is so much we love about this trailer. Polaroids! A dirty scavenger hunt! On bikes! Cute sundresses! Rubber bike tube bondage teasing! Finger-banging! Some good old fashioned intercourse after a lot of teasing! And blowjobs…This is one of the great blowjob teases we’ve seen in a while. The delightfully pink-ringletted and luscious femme Poppy Cox really really really wants that cock in her mouth. Just lookit the hungry glazed gaze in her eyes!
Please forgive us the pun, but damn — what we wouldn’t give to just get a little bit of Ms. Trouble in our lives (and on our hands). She’s just such a lovely gal we feel compelled to give her pretty pussy a dirty kind of hand-hug. Sure, some people go for the cross-shoulder embrace, some do the pat, and others do the bear hug… But for Courtney, we’d go all the way.
If there’s two things porn doesn’t have enough of, it’s curvy women and girls who really love to fuck other girls. Courtney Trouble has put those two things together in a full-length DVD that features wall-to-wall broads with bodacious bods gettin it on. This preview makes us squirm in our seats with anticipation. We kinda just want to imagine this movie as a big bed that we get to snuggle in forever and ever in between soft delicious boobs and butts and bellies and pretty faces and swollen pussies.
Truth time: I don’t actually know how to ride a bike. Well, I’m learning. I was a willful child and I thought rollerblading would be cool forever, but what did I know? I didn’t know that bikes would be such a big deal for the urban navigation of a carless twenty-something and certainly didn’t know that they could be sexy. Traveling erotic film festival Bike Smut shows how playful, sensual and hot bike culture can be with their latest offering, “Turning Trixxx.”
As much as we love our minty-herbal soaps, scrubby facials, and bubbly suds, we’d happily smack them off our shelves to jump into the bath with Courtney Trouble and Jiz Lee. See, these are just objects, easily replaceable by wet t-shirts, dildos, and kinbaku knots. These are all you need for a real productive shower. And besides, we’re pretty sure getting felt up and down by Jiz and their giant strapon would render us immaculate. Who needs holy water when you’ve got Jiz?!
This is a public service announcement: with hardcore porn!
Whether you’re asking to be tied up or guiding someone to do it to you just the way you like it, asking for what you want is the best way to get it. Don’t you agree?
Looks like Judy Minx has got what we call ’round these parts a naughty little puss. And who better to smack it back into line than the lovely Courtney Trouble? If we were gonna be punished, we’d want it to be in her hands. After all, she knows a lot about being bad — it is her last name. But maybe punishment isn’t her strong suit, because Ms. Minx looks like she’s having a pretty darn good time. In fact, it almost looks like she’s being rewarded! Well, that works for us. We’re all about positive reinforcement here. Especially the kind that involves our vagina!
Besides naked cum-drunk giggle fits, these two pro porn stars share tips for what to do when they start menstruating on set (hint: it involves make-up sponges), and compare notes on their favorite things about fucking (hint: it involves punching). And there is some excellent running in fabulous heels. And really good boob hugging. And really really really good hair. Did we mention there is queer fucking in this video? Um, yeah, so, we’re gonna go watch it again to make sure we didn’t miss anything. Why are you still reading this?
dearest fleshbot readers,
thank you for sharing this week with me. it seems like we went all over the place, didn’t we? gay porn, puppy dogs, heart throbs, latex… what didn’t we talk about?
Today is Courtney Trouble’s birthday! What a fitting conclusion to her stint at the reigns of our humble site. If there is the possibility that you can trust people over 30, this woman is it. All week she’s been giving us an eyeful of queer smut, exclusive previews, and of course lots of her own smoldering naked body! Not to mention the decade she’s spent documenting radical people having filthy sex (perhaps the understatement of the century).
These photos come to you by the photographer Maxwell Lander and her wonderful lover-due photo company MAX + GNA. We started out wanting to do an “Executive Portrait” of me (as the godfather of queer porn, I think? The smoke looks ominous!), but things got a little freaky… I particularly love the one where you can see my cock (a silicone packer by good vibes wholesale) and I also really love the picture of me naked with the dog. Becasue I am obviously a puppy. But I’ll let you decide which one you like the best…
I am making this documentary public and free for the first time ever especially to release here on Fleshbot as part of my takeover week! Until today, this film has only been seen on the DVD for “Fuckstyles” and at film festivals around the world (the biggest ones being Berlin Porn Film Festival and Frameline.)
The big news was revealed when my good friend Dylan Ryan and I did Tristan Taormino’s radio show Sex Out Loud together last week: we’re making a (queer) straight film together.
Dear No Fauxxx,
Thank you for the past ten years. Thank for for being my love, my life, my art, my passion, my politics. Thanks for helping me make friends, helping me pay the rent, and helping me change the world. Thank you for starting a revolution.Thank you for being hot. Thank you for being endless and open. You are deep, warm, inviting, interesting, incredible, intelligent, and life-changing.
Fleshbot asked for it, and you asked for it. So here you are, my top five favorite performances.
I want to take a little break from myself and showcase a performer/director that I am just totally in love with. James Darling, I think that you are just the cat’s meow, or shall I say, the unicorn’s cumbucket?
I’ve got a secret project, one that I’ve been working on all year. And it’s a good one, folks. I’m taking two very popular porn genres and squishing them together. And for those of you who LOVE squishing, you’re in for a real treat.
This was my first time ever wearing liquid latex, and I liked making a mess out of it.
I love Fleshbot’s Top Ten video lists, I actually jerk off to them all the time. So I thought I’d do my very own special version of it straight off of my own tube site, Queer Porn Tube! I hope you enjoy these hand-picked amateur videos (well, some of them actually have some pretty wel known porn stars in them… let’s see if you can recognize them!)
Something shifted in the universe when Cum and Glitter was formed. Stars aligned. The sky got wet. Deeply, deeply wet. The air must have been soaked with desire. The entire bay area smelled like delicious, fresh, horny pussy. Cum and Glitter is one of my favorite things.