I kissed you and sent you upstairs. You were to kneel at the bed with your mouth open and wait. You surprised me when you said you needed a minute first. Even more so when the minute turned into a few more.

I arranged the pillow at the foot of our bed. Just right for kneeling. I coiled a thin, black leather belt on the mattress. Your tardiness would not go unnoticed.

You were fresh and clean out of the shower. Waiting in bed. I stripped my clothes off and knelt by your pillow. My hardening cock went in your mouth.

You held me so gently while I moved between your lips. Gradually getting deeper. You took me in until I was pressing the back of your throat. “I’m going to use you tonight. Is that alright?” I ask. You nod your answer.

We’re back in our proper bed, at last. You’ve been waiting, wearing your good girl nightgown. As I get in, you make for my cock. You’re lusty, understandably, the last few days have been a build up of sexual frustration and tension. Your lips find my hard cock and you’re swallowing it so deeply. I can feel my head bumping against the back if your throat.

We love it when couples decide to post pictures from their sexual adventures online, even when–no, especially when–we envy them. So you can imagine how we felt when we stumbled upon two blogs dedicated to the shared sexiness of one couple. One site belongs to her, the other to him, and they each get to present their respective visions on the same erotic ideas and images. Yay, independence!

I have a problems with my girlfriend. We just see each other from time to time and now we are just friends. I think if I can get her to some sensual meeting she could be mine again. Any thoughts of how can I get her to that meeting? I need your opinion.

When the world gets us down and it seems like Death and his buddies are waiting right around the corner to steal our iPhones, we stop and remind ourselves that somewhere on this crazy planet, a woman named Nicole is turning to her husband and asking, “Wanna drive down to the sex shop and take pics of me pointing huge dildos at my mouth while my tits are out?”

Although it’s been around for a little while, we’ve just gotten caught up with the awesomely honest interviews Vice collected for their “People Who Just Had Sex” series. The most recent couple (well, the most recent straight couple; there are gays but this is the straight Fleshbot) is Meredith and Kevin, polyamorous newlyweds who discuss their feelings about fucking on new pieces of furniture!

By the end of New Sensations’ superb “Torn,” you, too, will risk your marriage for a chance to cheat with Remy La Croix. But you will also want to work it out with India Summer. And you’ll probably get some action on the side from Raylene, who is free-spirited.

Even though this movie is aimed at people in relationships who want to watch porn with their significant others, we bet the largest portion of people who buy “Sex is for Lovers” will be single folk who see the title and say, “What? Sex is for who now? Nuh-uh, I can have emotionless sex that’s ten times as erotic than this symphony of slow penetration, and I’m going to prove it by putting this on during my next freak session.”

Nica Noelle’s Noelle’s “My Girlfriend’s Mother, Vol. 3″ surprised and delighted me with copious amounts of hot sex and a rather staggering number of female orgasms.

A few days after Mona conspired to have herself masturbated through sheer pantyhose at a party, my wife and I went to a party, too. I will admit that I was hoping to find Mona there: for a glimpse of her fabulous tits, at the very least, and maybe for a private bedroom fondle of her shaven pussy through sheer hose? Well she wasn’t there, although the crowd was fun, and drinking a lot. We didn’t know a lot of the people there, which is rare in a smaller town, and which tends to turn us both on. Nothing’s healthier for a marriage, as far as I’m concerned, than a bit of across-the-room flirtation, a hint of possibilities. And my wife does turn heads (judge for yourself), and my head does enjoy a good turn or two.

It’s no secret we’re head over heels for Max and Lilyanne, the beautiful sexhibitionists behind Pornographic Love. Most recently we lusted with them for Valentine’s Day, and before that, Halloween. This time there’s no holiday regalia in sight — just simple and exquisite fucking.

We’re back with yet another letter in our Encyclopedia of Smut! Today’s entry focuses on one of the most misused (or should we say oddly evolved) words in the porn lexicon: cuckoldry. What is a cuckold? Who enjoys cuckoldry? Why is there a genre of porn that draws a comparison between humiliated husbands and the egg-laying habits of birds? There are almost too many questions.

What, you whippersnappers took the day off so you could fuck each other in the afternoon? You think it’s cool to put your lives on hold when you want, no, need to commune with and appreciate each other’s bodies? And you even purchased a better camera so you could let us once again enjoy your screwing? Well, you’re right, and thank you, and we love you.

Getting come in your hair is bad enough, but getting come on your turtleneck sounds like hell. Still, that doesn’t stop this hot Italian lady from doing all sorts of screwing and sucking in her nice black sweater. Also: we enjoy her shiny earrings. Also: she gets jizz all over her turtleneck.

Max and Lilyanne–the adorable duo who run Pornographic Love–are really fucking good at celebrating holidays. Their demonic Halloween video was equal parts sexy and scary, and this Valentine’s Day video is ever so sweet. There’s chocolate, a mirror, a hot tub, ample amounts of smooching and rubbing, and then, eventually, a big ol’ cumshot.

Remember this adorable interracial couple who lovingly gave each other oral pleasure for our collective enjoyment? Well, here’s part two of that video, complete with reverse cowgirl action that has the lady creaming like crazy.

This is the ultimate in “Let’s get to the fucking cumshot, already” cinema: one couple, one active cock, four hands, and a seemingly infinite amount of body space to paint with jizz.

Ladies, are you looking to step your masturbation game up, but you don’t want to invest in a new toy? That’s cool! Have you tried whacking it to James Blunt? That guy thinks you are beautiful and he will tell you so for three sensuous minutes. Or you could get

Warm water coursing over naughty bits, hands slip-sliding across dewy, glistening skin… Why let all that sensual nudity go wasted by your lonesome? Share the joy! Bring a friend with you into the shower — it’s only common courtesy. And speaking of good manners, a tidy pussy and freshly cleaned