You know, the title of this lovely film is “Cougars VS. Kittens” — but we don’t really see a whole lot of antagonizing going on because it seems like Diana Prince and Ash Hollywood are pretty into working as a team to get off the gorgeous high-school-quarterback-next-door that is Tyler Nixon.

What, you didn’t know that giant black wangs are the preferred prey of cougars and their cubskies in the wild? But there’s a true art to downing a wang of this size — it’s a good thing little Anikka Albrite has got the incredible prowess and wisdom of Julia Ann as her guide.

It’s a fabled territory, where knowing ladies wise in the ways of love take unsuspecting gentlemen into their clutches, shoving their boyish mouths full of boob and giving out BJs like candy. When one finds himself in the hands of a lady sex sage, he’s powerless to stop the course of action. That’s the best part!

Being faced with a dirty-mouthed, demanding cougar could prove an intimidating match for a young and eager stud. But when the lady is foxy redhead Nicki Hunter, and the guy is Keni Styles, things tend to work out a-okay.

Maybe I don’t believe all porn lesbians are really lesbians, or that porn Asians are really Asians, but when Daisy Cruz says: “Papi, dame tu pinga,” I believe her.

Reality Junkies has a new series, and it’s all about older women seducing younger men! Yes, this does sound a lot like their “Cougar’s Prey” line, but it differs in a very important way: these women aren’t looking for disposable boys to take advantage of, they’re helping young men evolve into the responsible, experienced, sexually-capable adults they were destined to be. Can you feel the positivity?

We root for Anjanette Astoria because, even as a terrifying businesswoman in “Cougar on the Prowl,” she still makes time to be serviced with dildos in a kitchenette. Perhaps that’s not the true meaning of Christmas, but whatever. Astoria makes intriguing porn videos with her husband, Bob Sherman, in their

You never know with a Jim Powers compilation. Just a few days after R.E.M. announces its breakup, we casually pop in “I, Mother Fucker” for some Carrie Ann cougar action, only to find Debbie Diamond getting gardening implements up her ass. To be absolutely clear, the cover of “I, Mother

Look at Michelle Lay here, proudly riding Seth Gamble with her nipples erect and her hands on her thighs. This is like “Napoleon Crossing the Alps” but with tits. If only there were such a thing as pornographic art history parody. When we last left Michelle Lay, she was enjoying

It’s no fun living life in a constant state of suspicion, thinking porn companies are lying to us about the number of cougars a certain kitten has slept with, but when we notice some thorough MILF-side manner, we have to call shenanigans. We know there are people standing by on

Cougars aren’t just fictional characters invented for porn movies, you know—they’re actual, factual people having actual, factual sex. And in the case of Liz Earls, documenting said sex in photos, and publishing them in a fancy book. Details has an interview with the lady behind Days of the Cougar…and Taschen

When one of their number falls on hard times and begins renting her Porn Valley McMansion as an adult filming location, four well-kept ladies of a certain age do their part to uphold the City Charter of Encino. To explain the plot of this “Real Housewives of…” parody would be

Tom Byron Pictures wanted to wish everyone a Happy Mother’s Day! Yes, we know it’s a little late for that, but we don’t think these pornificent milves are necessarily all mothers anyway. It’s a sweet gesture nonetheless! If not in the literal sense, these women are all certainly spiritual mothers

Best friends and fellow cougars Dyanna Lauren, Lisa Ann, and Diamond Foxxx spend the day at the local Ccuntry club reminiscing about their greatest conquests. Along the way they paint a picture, one worth a thousand words or more. Directed by Jonathan Morgan, “Country Club Cougars” takes us into the

Welcome to Boobsville. Population: you, a bunch of cougars, and some amiable young cougar chasers. In this corner, we have Janet Mason and Kris Slater. In the other…we have no idea, because we can’t move our eyes from this one. · Buy “Cougars of Boobsville” (adameve.com)

What’s better than getting taken down by a hot cougar on the prowl? Why, having two cougars tag your punk ass, punkass! Oh yeahs! We learned that from the rappers. Word to your jump, punkass! You may see them hunting around sports bars, or eying young players making jump shots

Tom Byron has been in porn so long (almost 30 years) and has appeared in so many movies (more than 2,000) that you’d expect him to be more of a cad in his interviews. Seasoned Players 8 Studio: Tom Byron Director: Tom Byron Cast: Kelly Nichols, Janet Mason, Devon Lee,

When is a MILF also a cougar? When she’s blowing a guy young enough to be her son (at least in porn years). Okay, maybe that wasn’t much of a riddle. But what do you want from us? It’s a Saturday, and we’re looking forward to getting to see beautiful

Where MILFs seem much more docile and domesticated, cougars prompt visions of ravenous insatiable cockhounds with ticking clocks, intent on devouring men in their sexual prime. Oh- what a way to go—pinned under Lisa Ann! Wicked Pictures’ perennial class clown Jonathan Morgan brings his comedic vision, a la Crocodile Hunter,

To say that the randy TrophyMILF flick “Mrs. Conduct” is a Christmas movie would be a lie. But these women get everything they want anyway. Studio: Digital Playground Director: Celeste Cast: Sienna West, Devon Lee, Darryl Hanah, Sky Taylor, Kayla Synz, Rayveness Review by: Gram Ponante Watching Porn Valley trophy