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Together! And even if you’ve whacked off together dozens, scores of times, each trip to the fabled land of come-town is a different adventure — a bold, brash, beautiful journey. And its terminus is a hell of a lot funner than a trip to grandma’s. At least we think. Depending on the grandma. Yeah.
We were fans of the series as is, but if things had taken such sexy turns while we were reading we would have snuck out the flashlight and read all night. This blonde biddie has taken things to the next level, getting a friend involved to live out the plot in all its smutty detail. Awesomely, the tale revolves around a lot of cunnilingus and bangin’.
We don’t even really have the space, but we’ll make it work for her. If she just stays perched up there on the couch like that, she doesn’t even have to pay rent. All we ask is that she let us sup upon her fantastic puss on occasion. Move over, Diane Deluna! Or on second thought, stay right there. We’ll make room for both of y’all. It’ll be fun! We’ll make family dinners, watch some great TV together, share some laughs and cunnilingus duties. This will work out mighty fine.
It might seem like an equation that doesn’t add up, but believe you me, sluts defy all logic and make it work. That’s the great thing about ‘em… Where there’s a slut there’s a way. In addition to their science-defying dexterity, they’re also great at 69ing and BJs. What’s not to love?
Oh, boy — is this a facial! Not only are we impressed by the sheer size, the scope, the volume of this thing, but we’re also enamored by the pretty li’l doll face it gets spread upon. Seriously. If you were to open the dictionary and look up “world’s most beautiful facial” (there’s an entry for that, we promise) this lovely thing would be there smacking you in the face.
Okay, so there are probably many of us out there who’ve been caught up with the kissing cousins bug. We’re not gonna advocate one way or another on the larger issue here, but we will say this: if our cousins were as babely as Kat Dior and Daisy Leon, you’d be hard pressed to find us keeping our mouths off of them.
Every dick is a great dick! There are fetishizers of all sorts of things — small cocks included — but when it comes down to it (or onto it, or onto the couch as it were), we like any body that’s naked. This guy, his babely broad, and his li’l willie all fit the bill, and they make a quite lovely naked, cummy picture together.
Okay, so Hailey Holiday is no Kanye West (lucky for us!) and her fantasy might not be so much on the twisted side, but it’s definitely got some beauty and darkness all up in there. Just go along for the ride: as she lies back on the couch, leans her head back, yanks her thong aside, and lets her pretty fingers do some gentle probing, all while imagining her sweet young ass getting stuffed on the couch… ah, yep, there it is. Our beautiful, dark boner hits the sky.
We love cheese varietals and assorted toast points, charcuterie, crudités, and heck, we have a real fondness for chips, but we’d stave off our hunger in exchange for a gorgeous midday bone with a hella-babe amidst a light-flooded, pristine room of white. Uh, yeah, we’d like, go on a juice cleanse or maybe even fast for a little bit to get into some of this. This looks pretty darn ideal right about now. And we haven’t even had lunch yet!
You know, the title of this lovely film is “Cougars VS. Kittens” — but we don’t really see a whole lot of antagonizing going on because it seems like Diana Prince and Ash Hollywood are pretty into working as a team to get off the gorgeous high-school-quarterback-next-door that is Tyler Nixon.
These are some interesting MILFy matrons we’ve got on our hands. When they catch their naughty teen daughters sneaking boyfriends into the house, instead of lording their craftiness and omniscience, they enthusiastically jump into the action! They should take this style of parenting to the next PTA meeting, right?
When Jelena Jensen wants to sit on the couch, she sits on the couch. It doesn’t matter if there are blankets, throw pillows, or Angela Sommers’ face in the way. And though we wouldn’t mind seeing naked Jelena upon a pillow or blankie, we’re pretty happy it turned out the Angela-way. Because, as it happens, Angela likes getting her face sat upon. And from the looks of it, Jelena’s happy with the situation as well. You can tell by the way she starts squeezing all up on her gorgeous 34F breasts. It’s kind of like when a cat purrs. And yeah — when Jelena’s happy, we’re all happy.
Hey, it’s everyone’s favorite smutty tradition, when we rifle through the deepest dresser drawers to dust off some choice bits of heirloom erotica. Hello, Throwback Thursday! We’re doing mighty fine, how are you? Ultra kinky? More specifically, “Ultra Kinky 9: Hairy Pussies”? Cool. This 1970′s definition of “ultra” may be adorably outdated, but this lust is timeless, damn it. It serves to remind us — oh, how we love porn.
We gotta respect all parties involved in this situation: firstly, this horny couple that had to bang so bad they couldn’t even make it to their room. Secondly, this intrepid cameraman who knew this special moment just had to be captured. With his dick out. Yeah, there’s all kinds of right going on in this scenario.
Or actually we suppose “tag team” is a bit of a misnomer, because both these babes are going full-force all the time. We’re surprised this dude doesn’t have to tag out, what with his cock all up in Jenna’s face, coupled with visions of Asia all up in her ass. We’d sort of like to see that… competitive threesome-ing. Who can last the longest?!
Trust us, it’s worth it. This here leather couch is Tristan Berriman’s throne, and she’ll be damned if some plebeian is going to rouse her from her comfy place. She will, however, gladly take on any hot cock that swings within reach of it — and she does so with much aplomb. We’d say this dick is getting quite the royal treatment from this cockfucking princess. We’re just surprised there isn’t more of a crowd looking to get that regal reaming.
This has all the thrills of a shark attack, but instead of pointed fins circling it has giant black cocks coming at you. These, too, can also be a shocking sight… but we appreciate a babe who’ll head right for ‘em. At this point we’re feeling the whole “attacking” thing is pretty mutual.
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