Speak of the devil — we were just talking about Mystique from X-Men, and as luck would have it, some tweeted photos of lady du jour Jennifer Lawrence ended up in front of our faces. She’s playing young Mystique in the upcoming X-Men film, and if we squint our eyes and turn up our knob for mutant-lust, we’ve got ourselves a real treat here.
We’ve been going all out for All Hallow’s Eve roundabout Fleshbot HQ — guess we get off on ghouls and spooks and things that go bump in the night. Well, especially that latter part. So let’s delve in, and be the best, most shiningest jack-off-o’-lanterns we can be.
Can you guess who Adrianne Curry is supposed to be? We’ll give you some hints: she’s a video game character with great boobs and many high kicks. Does that narrow it down? No? Oh. Honestly, if you didn’t immediately guess who Adrianne is dressed as, then you’re probably just here for a dose of underboob. Get it!
She may not actually know capoeira or anything, but Adrianne Curry’s Christie Monteiro costume has more than enough knock out power to defeat any martial arts champion around…if you know what we mean.
We don’t care what anyone says, there’s nothing sexier than narrowly avoiding copyright infringement. “This isn’t Catwoman!” they’ll tell the judge. “Catwoman never flashed her boobs or let milk dribble suggestively down her chin.” It’s good to know your comic heroes, people. It’s nice to see Hombre Argentina getting into
Like any good geek girl, Adrianne Curry is going to Comic-Con…and she’d been planning on dressing up as Aeon Flux (a move we fully support). Unfortunately, things got a little mixed up in the making of Adrianne’s costume. And, well, what she ended up with didn’t exactly fit—or at least,
What do Asian porn performers, who are already a fetish unto themselves, do to disappear into character? Why, they put on a maid’s outfit, of course! Either that or they could dress like Kiss, and no one wants that. So many things are going on in this video: hairy, sassy,
Playboy is giving five women the chance to be the best Bayonetta around. After all, not everyone can be a well-endowed, gun-toting witch with magical, shapeshifting hair, but everyone should try. Bayonetta isn’t just satisfied with giving us trichophilia, she has to brainwash our mortal women into dressing up like
The Japanese have given us so much: Poi, Dokken, the Hewlett-Packard Laserjet 4000N. But they’ve also given us a distinctive pornic costume style. What happens, then, when Japanese pornstresses dress like their Western counterparts? J-Girls Dress Up Fantasy Studio: Third World Media Cast: Miku Hayama, Mayu Yamaguchi, Natsuki Luima, Seira
Last year, Isabella Rossellini taught us about the birds and the bees—or at least the bees—in her bug porn spectacular, “Green Porno.” From fireflys to spiders to snails, no insect sex life was left unexamined. But Isabella’s interested in more than just bugs—that’s why season two of “Green Porno” leaves
Ogling the babes of the Nerdcore calendar has become something of an annual (and much beloved) tradition for us here at Fleshbot HQ. With its beautiful photography, stunning models, and actual nudity, the premiere source for geeky cheesecake has set itself apart from the pack two years in a row
Whether you’re a crime fighter, a daredevil or a Mexican wrestler, protecting your identity is important. Even the people who are closest to you must not know the truth, or all your good deeds could be compromised by more uncharitable souls. However … even heroes need to get laid. Unfortunately,
The vampire girls, daughters of evil Lord Drakul, are the target of the wicked cosplay Fleshers. So who do we root for in “Kiss Attack,” this comic art/porn/hip hop/rave/drag effort by artist Carlos Batts and his wife, the zaftig April Flores, who plays lead vampire babe Ms. Sangre? Well, in
Liberté, Egalité, And Confused Looking European People Having Sex In Fancy Costumes: Happy Bastille Day!
We tried to find you some hot French Revolution porn to help celebrate Bastille Day today; we came up with this assortment of very odd 18th century “mature” cosplay smut instead. Hey, at least we tried. If you close your eyes, you can pretend they’re at least speaking French if
If Iron Man, The Hulk, Batman, Hellboy, Indiana Jones, Maxwell Smart, and Carrie Bradshaw can’t satisfy your superhero fix this summer, here’s one more thing that might help: 50 pictures of hot chicks dressed like Wonder Woman. Trust us, though–that “tie me up with your golden lasso!” pickup line never
The occasional heavily censored naked swinger party notwithstanding, YouTube isn’t exactly the best place for finding “real” porn anymore … that is, depending on what your definition of porn is, and unless you know where to look. After all, we can still count on it to help us find some
We know they’re supposed to be, like, British schoolgirls and everything … but isn’t school out for the summer in other places besides North America by this time of year too? Then again, these galleries are all about taking off those uniforms, so maybe it all makes sense. (yourdirtymind.com)
Since we spend so much time together, dear reader, we hope it doesn’t come as too much of a surprise to learn that we here at Fleshbot can totally read your thoughts and therefore anticipate exactly what you’re in the mood to see. For example, while we were enjoying our
It’s common knowledge that we have something of a soft spot for geeky girls, so can you blame us for feeling a bit smitten with the lovely Ellie Idol? (Actually we’d say our spot wasn’t that soft, but we’ve used that joke before too.) After years of working in the
If you’ve been itching to see the full version of Isabella Rosselini’s bug porn, relief is at hand (or mandible): the full version is now available online. At long last, we finally know how earthworms do it! (sundancechannel.com via Boing Boing)