By now you’ve probably heard about Vine, Twitter’s clip-sharing app that’s gained a ton of attention for being a bastion of homebrewed six-second smut. It’s officially slapped itself with an NC-17 rating, and in taking advantage of this adults-only development, Animal New York is hosting a super short film festival. They want your videos–you’re about to get your six seconds of fame!

File this one under: awesome ideas we wish we had thought of.

You have until next Friday (February 15th) to create and send the nastiest, naughtiest, six-second film you can possibly think of; Animal notes, “Entries will be judged based on aesthetics, impact, creative use of the medium and bravery.” Judged by who, you ask? (It’s by whom, but whatever.)

Your work will be evaluated by a crack team of professional perverts assembled by Animal: writer/photographer Zoetica Ebb, filmmaker/HBO show-haver Casey Neistat, “Hysterical Literature” creator Clayton Cubitt, porny-pic producer Nate “Igor” Smith, and the one and only Stoya.

What do you get for your hard work? Fame, possibly some cash, probably a fat amount of props from both the famous and the fuck-hungry, but most importantly, you get the pride of knowing that you can create something erotically engaging despite the intense restrictions of the medium. All you need is a phone with a camera and a good idea, and we’re betting you have both.

· Get the details here: The Unofficial Vine NC-17 Very Short Film Festival (animalnewyork.com)

Orgasm.com is having a contest at their website, but the prize isn’t for us civilians, it’s for the pornstars who make our days bright and our nights squishy! The Orgasm Girl Contest will give twelve lucky stars $1,000 and exclusive photoshoots for every month of the year, and one grand prize winner will receive $10,000 and the title of Orgasm Girl. Don’t you feel like giving your favorite fucker a few extra bucks?

The top ten is currently inhabited by April O’Neil, Sasha Grey, Ariel Rebel, Skin Diamond, Lupe Fuentes, Tera Patrick, and a few others. You might note that some of those gals aren’t currently pornstars, but since they have profiles on Orgasm.com (which is, by the by, a tube site), they’re eligible for votes. Anyway, there’s something kinda sweet about fan devotion lasting longer than a given girl’s career.

Still, there are a lot of hard-working babes out there who could use your love and a bucket of cash, so we urge you to get voting!

(Oh, and there are actually chances for prizes for people like us, so keep your eyes on Orgasm.com.)

· Check out the contest here: Hunt for the Orgasm Girl (orgasm.com)

[At top: April O' Neil is currently in the lead to be the Orgasm Girl. See more pics of her at Twistys (twistys.com)]

So here’s the deal: you get a camera, you get your partner, you film some form of slapping between you two–on the face, tits, ass, whatever–you send it to Richardson Magazine, and if they like it, you get a Daido Moriyama t-shirt signed by James Deen. Only in America!

If you want some inspiration, the sweet people at Richardson have mixed up a symphonic sample of James Deen’s greatest slaps. If you’re tired of seeing James slap people (because we just watched a video about that), then you’ll probably enjoy watching Bobbi Starr slap Andrew Richardson in the face a few times. He loves it!

Just remember folks: don’t slap your loved ones with anger and don’t slap people who don’t want it. Violence will not win you a t-shirt, and this particular t-shirt is rather cool. Upon it, James has written, “Get your Edge!!! ASS SLAM, James Deen.” We’re guessing “ASS SLAM” was supposed to say “salaam.”

· Watch the video/enter the contest at Richardson Magazine (richardsonmag.com)

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[Picture via Sex & Submission (sexandsubmission.com)]

Since Vivid distributed the sex tape that made Kim Kardashian famous, it’s only right that they would “honor” her wedding with a contest which boasts the grand prize of a honeymoon sex tape directed by B. Skow. We guess this is Vivid’s version of giving Kim away at the altar or something.

All you have to do is enter your information into this form, and Vivid Executives will pick whomever they please! No, you don’t need to send in a picture or anything like that—they only want your basic contact information. The grand prize winner will get a flight for two to Los Angeles, a hotel room, and a one-hour long movie filmed and directed by Vivid’s own B. Skow. Five runner ups will get a year’s subscription to Vivid.com and a collection of Vivid-Celeb tapes.

We can’t help but wonder how Vivid is going to decide who gets the prize. The tape is only to be used for private and personal use, but there must be a little bit of hype surrounding the winners, right? And what if this inadvertently launches the reality TV career of the couple?

So, if you don’t mind, could some of you lovely Fleshbot readers get together, win this contest, and then show us your video? We have tons of honeymoon material sitting around to get you in the mood! For example, we have two newlywed themed Top Ten Amateur Video roundups!

Or how about that Kate Moss gal? She definitely knows how to do a honeymoon: topless.

Oh, and we almost forgot about Holly and Troy Halston, a newlywed couple who celebrated their honeymoon by appearing in “Amateur Angels 6.” We bet your Vivid tape will look like this.

And we swear we’re not asking you to enter this contest and show us your video because we’re trying to perv on you. We just want to know what B. Skow is like when he’s giving it away for free.

· Vivid Entertainment Honeymoon Video Contest (vivid.com)

[Alanah Rae via Big Tits Boss (gallys.realitykings.com)]

A darling young ukulelist named Sarah is trying to win a viral video contest and she wants your help! Yes, we normally avoid using our powers to sway voters, but the girl asked nicely/said she would show her boobs.

blu, the electronic cigarette company, is hosting a viral video contest in which filmmakers produce tiny advertisements. They’re down to their top ten contestants, and while all of the finalists deserve accolades for their brilliant videos, only Sarah is willing to put her breasts on the line to win. She just wants it more than the others.

If you like the video above (we certainly do, the song is a-freakin’-dorable), you should go to blu’s website to vote for Sarah’s video. If she wins, she’s promised to post a follow-up video with “a topless finish!” You like breasts, right? Right. So a vote for Sarah is really a vote for yourself. (We should be campaign managers.)

· Find the Ukulele (youtube.com)
· Vote here: blu Cigs (viral.blucigs.com)

You can win free stuff just by coming up with a name for a porn film! Come on: you Fleshbot readers are the sharpest, perviest, most pun-ready bunch around. We know you can do this. Ain’t nothing gonna break-a your stride.

So far, all we know is that it’s directed by William H. and stars Victoria Rae Black, April O’Neil, Taylor Vixen, and Hayden Winters. We emphatically suggest that you get in there and start coming up with titles. Just be sure to check what people have already commented! If you were thinking of calling this movie “Suckalicious Titties Vol. 1″ you are 100% out of luck. “Boobs & Nipples,” that’s taken, too. And you’ll kick yourself when you find out that “Honey Licking Beauties of Nature” was already thought up.

· Leave your titles in the comments on the Elegant Angel Blog (community.elegantangel.com)

We’ll be the first to admit it: historically, our mobile site has been, well, pretty darn terrible. But that’s all in the past now. Say hello to the new mobile Fleshbot: and get ready to ooh and ahh over how awesome it is.

What’s changed? Well, for one thing, it just plain looks better. For another, pictures on the front page (and visible tags) give you a better idea of what kind of posts you’re looking at, before you click on the post. And best of all, there’s now the option to sort content as you please: whether you want to see primarily men, primarily women, or anyone and everyone. And, for additional fun, search is back on mobile—as is the ability to view the posts are that popular right now. (You might say it’s like we took the sidebar from the main site and made it into the mobile site…because, uh, that’s basically what we did.)

Now, in honor of this glorious occasion, we’d like to have a contest (and give you all a chance to win some sweet free porn!). Here’s how it’s going to work: we want you to send us a picture of you using Fleshbot’s fancy new mobile site to browse Fleshbot in the craziest location you can think of: at work, in the middle of the desert, at the state department (nothing illegal or involving minors, though!). Once we’ve seen what sort of shenanigans you crazy kids are up to, we’ll pick our favorite, and send that lucky winner (and devoted fan) a lovely care package of smut.

Sound good? Well, set your phones to Fleshbot—and get your cameras ready!

[Standard contest rules apply.]

To promote their latest feature, “Top Guns,” Digital Playground is holding a Twitter-based contest. The winner gets to fly a real plane and try to blast Jesse Jane out of the sky! Is this trippy to anyone else besides us?

Heck, it could be fun though. You get to go to Las Vegas, learn basic flight maneuvers from actual fighter pilot instructors, and best of all, kick it with Jesse Jane. And as far as we can tell, all you have to do is pimp “Top Guns” on Twitter as hard as you can from now until April 30th. What do you think? We’d be delighted by the idea of a Fleshbot reader taking to the skies with one of Digital Playground’s greats.

· Enter the Top Guns XXX Dogfight Promotion (digitalplayground.com)

The Sun is once again looking for a new busty babe to assume the prestigious title of Page 3 Idol. Natural boobs are a must-have, but the real criteria for Page 3 status is a love of charity.

In fact, the article barely mentions showing your tits. There’s one comment in the beginning that says, “Natural curves only please – no silicone” and then they employ some clever euphemisms to mask the topless aspects of the job. For example, Page 3 girls use the “new-found fame” of their “privileged position” to help others. They go all over the world for photoshoots, they party together, they meet Prince William and have lots of sexual tension with him. Did someone say something about breasts?

Anyway, if you’ve got the goods a love of travel and assisting those less fortunate, you should apply!

· Do your bust to be Page 3 Idol (thesun.co.uk)

Hmmm…perhaps Fleshlight knows our Supreme Commandress Stoya better than we thought. True, they seem to have a rather bizarre conception of what the inside of her lady bits look like…but they are quite familiar with her penchant for rough sex.

Hence their current contest, which gives you the chance to win a Stoya Destroya Fleshlight. Want to try your luck at winning access to Stoya’s sweet, sweet vulva? You’re going to have to unleash your sadistic side…on a sex toy (specifically, any toy used for male masturbation). True, it’d suck to destroy your favorite Fleshlight and then not win the contest…but hey, if you want to dance with Stoya, you’re going to have to take some risks.

· Destroy a Sex Toy (fleshlight.com)
· Image of Stoya courtesy of Digital Playground (digitalplayground.com)

What would you do with a blow up doll cast in your image? Well, if you happened to be Joanna Angel, you’d shoot a whole movie with your doppelganger blow up doll as the star. A porno movie.

This cinematic masterpiece won’t be out until July…but we have a feeling it’ll be worth the wait. Not only is it about a blow up doll coming to life and trying to take over Joanna Angel’s life (um, awesome, right?), it also stars Asphyxia (in her first boy/girl scene), Phoenix Askani, Sparky, Arabelle, and—in a surprising bit of porno crossover—Fleshbot Crush Object Jiz Lee (who tweeted some pretty sweet BTS photos, by the by).

But wait! There’s more! If the thought of Joanna Angel making a movie with her blow up doll has you feeling inspired to, well, make a cinematic masterpiece of your own, consider yourself in luck. Joanna’s soliciting creative, original short films starring her doll—make something she likes, and you could win yourself $1000 worth of Topco and Joanna Angel sex toys and DVDs.

· Blow Joanna Up Contest (blowjoannaup.com, via xoxojoannaangel.com)

In the seven years since women’s erotica site For The Girls first launched, the “porn for women” camp has made great strides, providing a broader view of sexy from a whole different angle.

But even with all the Filaments and Feminist Porn Awards (and, of course, For The Girls) of the world, adult entertainment is still largely a, ahem, man’s man’s man’s world. On the eve of their seventh anniversary, For The Girls would like you—yes, you—to help them change that. With (what else?) a sexy film competition!

“The Female Gaze” erotic film competition is seeking quality videos that depict sex and sexuality from a woman’s perspective, a viewpoint that is still rare in erotic film.

“Even in 2010, most porn is made for men,” says webmistress Karen Jones. “For The Girls has always been about making a space for straight women to enjoy adult material. We’ve long been encouraging women’s voices within the adult sphere, first with our ongoing commitment to erotic fiction and now with this erotic film competition. We’re looking forward to seeing fresh ideas and positive interpretations of women’s sexual experiences.”

Films can be explicit or softcore, must be shorter than 10 minutes and must also include the signature item, the number seven. The winner receives $400 and a screening at the Cinekink Film Festival in New York.

· The Female Gaze (thefemalegaze.com)
· Image via For The Girls (forthegirls.com)

We know that money’s tight, so if you or that special someone is even tighter (or, as Borat says, “loose like sleeve of wizard”), why not make a home movie for the adult site’s “Pornhub Fever” contest? Details apres gap.

Pornhub is a tube site that features user-generated content as well as material licensed from adult studios (either that, doomsayers warn, or Pornhub is the end of porn as we know it). And the company wants you to submit a special video for cash money.

We’re accepting videos of people doing pretty much anything as long as the Pornhub insignia is visible in the shot. From there it’s up to the entrants to get as many people as they can to vote on their video.

It’s going to be hot. Amateurs showing off what they’ve got. Aspiring pornstars looking for more recognition. Soccer moms on their knees. Or it could be as simple as someone reading your site. As long as it’s unique, we will accept it.

The 5-week contest begins this month. Weekly cash winners will compete for a $10,000 prize in April.

(By the way, that’s Holly Wellin we see through – and who is waiting for the inevitable result of – some furious masturbation that I witnessed four years ago today.)

· Pornhub Fever (pornhub.com)

Your American Apparel clad ass, anyway. The company is on a search for the best (male or female) bottom in the world…and if you think you have the goods, you’re welcome to throw your ass into the fray.

Don’t think you have the goods? You’re still welcome to browse through the entries and sit in judgment of everyone else. That’s fun too, right?

· The Search for the Best Bottom in the World (americanapparel.net)

And we know it’s true, because she was anonymously nominated for Wired’s Sexy Geek of 2009, a completely open competition where anyone can nominate anyone, and then let the masses vote for a winner (Geekus Sexus Maximus, we believe).

To her credit, Bobbi has made her way on to the Hot List (even Vin Diesel couldn’t do that!). And hey, as the lone pornstar at E3 and a Nerdcore model, she’s got enough cred for us. So we encourage you all to go out and vote…assuming you can find Bobbi’s entry on Wired’s hopelessly complicated (and often broken) voting mechanism.

Little help: it looks like this:

· Sexy Geeks 2009 (wired.com)
· Thumbnail via Asshole Fever (assholefever.com)

Are you a beautiful woman who’s dying to become an actress, musician, pro-wrestler, or what have you…but just don’t know how to break into the biz? The 1 Contest is here to help (as long as you’ll get naked).

Yes, just submit an application, pose nude (and get paid for it!), and wait for the votes to roll in. If you’re selected as one of the Stars of the Month, The 1 will produce your film short, or make a demo and music video starring you—or do whatever other insane thing you need to do to make your dreams come true.

We’re not going to pretend to understand how it all works (we suspect there’s some sort of voodoo and/or fairy dust involved, frankly). However, since quite a few hot women (and some Crush Objects!) are involved with the whole thing, we’re going to throw our support behind it. Below, a selection of ladies whose dreams we hope come true.

· The 1 Contest (the1contest.com)

Pinup model Mandy Pauline is just dying to be an actress.

Jayme Langford wants to be a rock star.

The multi-talented Ashali Alcocer wants to act.

Model Thao wants to be a hynpotist. Girl, you’ve already got us hypnotized.

Lux Kassidy wants to be an MMA fighter. We’d gladly step into the ring wither.

In these uncertain times, we’re all plagued by difficult decisions—but no decision is more difficult than trying to figure out which Playboy Cyberclub Girl has the best butt of all.

In order to determine which girl deserves this coveted honor, Playboy has created the Best Butt Bracket. 64 Cybergirls enter the ring, and after a fierce process of elimination, one is crowned with the honor of Playboy’s Best Butt—and is ensured a lifetime of happiness in the process.

The fate of these posteriors lies in your hands: who will you choose?

· Best Butt Bracket (playboy.com)

Spike is on the hunt for “The Ultimate Spike Girl”—and while we don’t know what qualifies a girl as Ultimate Spike material, we do know that Kayden Kross is one of the top fifty finalists.

And we also know that when it comes to the ultimate anything girl, Kayden’s a front runner in our book. And as the only adult actress in the mix, she pretty much automatically gets our vote. Doubly so.

What can we say? It’s Kayden’s world—we just live in it.

· Girls of Spike: Ultimate 50 (spike.com)
· Kayden’s Profile (spike.com)
· Thumbnail via Club Kayden (clubkayden.branddanger.com)

A pornstar, that is. The UK MILF is seeking a production company for Tanya Tate Casting Couch, which would follow ordinary men in search of a porn career. Men like you, even (assuming you are, in fact, a man).

Interested applicants are encouraged to apply via Tanya’s website; the lovely Tanya requests that you send in pictures of yourself (both nude and clothed), as well as your email address, phone number, location and personal stats like height and weight. Oh, and if you get picked for the show, you’ll be responsible for your own travel arrangements (she’ll be shooting in England and Ireland, as well as Los Angeles, if enough Americans apply).

We, for one, wholeheartedly encourage all interested and eligible men to apply. After all, it’s porn + reality TV—and there’s no way that could go wrong.

· Tanya Tate (tanyatate.com)
· Tanya Tate to Launch Reality Show (xfanz.com)

Running for President of the United States of America takes time, money, and a whole lot of connections. Running for President of Naughty America, on the other hand, just takes a lot of free time and access to the internet.

And guess which one allows you—nay, requires you—to hang out with pornstars? (Hint: We haven’t seen Barack Obama palling around with Lisa Ann, uh, ever.) And while living in the White House may be pretty sweet…living in a swank Southern California pad ain’t too bad either. And throw in a salary of $10,000/month, and—well, what are you waiting for? Your naughty country needs you!

· Naughty President (naughtypresident.com)
· Thumbnail: Alexis Texas wants you! (naughtyamerica.com)