Confused Boner of the Week: kirrie With Nipples on Her Nipples Boucle 4 1000x1500 e7a80bb7 featured


I consider myself to an open guy, I'm up for a lot of things, I try to find the beauty, the hotness, the greatness in just about everything, but sometimes I have to just scratch my head because while sexy it's also... just kind of confusing. Kirrie with nipples on her nipples is leaving me just... just... confused. This is one hell of a confused boner.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Naked Yoga, I Think? 5h0a6544 1025x683 50652ff0 featured



Look, this isn't the most confused I've ever been. After all, we've been through some crazy and confusing boners, but this one is still a little weird. I guess Alana Schoen and Bridget Avildsen are doing naked yoga or something - I don't really know. There are boobs and that's awesome, but what's with the all twisting and handstands and bending and flexing? Maybe this is just exhaustion and not confusion.


 


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Confused Boner of the Week: Alexa Chung Topless... With Tinfoil in Her Hair? Alexa chung   vogue uk 06 2017 1 06ec8121 featured


So, I have very little idea what is going in this Vogue UK spread. I kind of feel like it's not really for a clothing line or anything like, someone just grabbed a bunch of stuff and got Alexa Chung to take her top off and BAM! Photos for Vogue. Look, no one wants to be confused while looking at a topless Alexa Chung.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Scratch'n'Sniff Ebonee davis 20b24c infobox 76d0f870 featured


Yes, Ebonee Davis has wonderful boobs and Myla Dalbesio's boobs aren't bad either, but all the sniffing has me wondering what the hell is going on.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Singing from the Vagina Screen shot 2017 01 24 at 11 55 15 am 12a6da70 featured


Folks, I have to be honest with you about this one, it's more confusing than anything else. I've seen naked people in music videos, I've heard songs about vaginas, but I've never seen someone singing while their head is poking out a vagina. Also, John Leguizamo is there.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Ashley Graham Is a... Vampire Clown? 0012124319514 05 ag6 featured


It really shouldn't be all that surprising - it was only a matter of time before someone got Ashley Graham to do a strange and usual photo spread. I guess I was just hoping that maybe she would say no and stick to doing sexy lingerie shoots. Alas, here is Ashley Graham in V Magazine as some kind of vampire or clown or hulk or I don't know, I'm just confused all the way around on this.

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Confused Boner of the Week: The New Die Antwoord Music Video Die1 featured


I know I shouldn't be. I know I shouldn't have a single moment of confusion when it comes to Die Antwoord and their music videos, yet here I am all confused. I don't know what I expected from a song entitled "Fat Faded Fuck Face", but this video will no doubt give all of us one hell of a confusing boner.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Alexandra Marzella and a Penis Candle Purple9 featured


We all know there is nothing better in this world than a beautiful nude woman and Alexandra Marzella makes for one hell of a beautiful nude woman. And hey, if the photographer wants to get all artsy or strange with the theme or genre or whatever with the pictures, that’s fine too. But when you have a Alexandra Marzella holding a lit penis candle next to her bush… well, that makes things a little confusing.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Rose McGowan's Nippleless Boobs Rm featured


Look, I’m all for Rose McGowan pulling her shirt to the center of her chest and showing off her awesome boobs. Rose McGowan has great boobs and seeing them is always a treat . . . except when the picture is kind of dark and they kind of look like mannequin boobs. When that’s the case, it’s just one big ol’ confusing boner.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Katharine McPhee Cleavage's With Dog Nose and Ears Katharine mcphee in bikini  snapchat pic  01 662x1177 featured


Oh, Katharine McPhee, you have me so confused.

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Confused Boner of The Week: Willa Holland As Cornholio Wh featured


Look, anytime I can see Willa Holland in panties or a bikini bottom with her shirt pulled up to show off a little more skin, I’m all for it. But this time, I don’t know what to make of this pic of Willa Holland. I’m so confused.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Elle Fanning in Lingerie Holding a Knife Elle fanning v magazine pre fall 2016 cover photoshoot03 featured


We all knew the rise of Elle Fanning was going to happen.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Miley Cyrus and the Giant Fake Vagina Screen shot 2016 06 09 at 12.46.02 pm featured


I think it is a universal fact that Miley Cyrus is hot when she has no clothes on. But is there a chance that since we have seen Miley Cyrus nude so many times she feels the need to one-up her past nude pictures? I mean, we all still enjoy looking at Miley Cyrus nude, but what’s up with the giant fake vagina? I’m a little on the confused side right now.

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Confused Boner of The Week: Britney Spears In The Pool Bs featured


Man, this one of the confusiest of confused boners ever.

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Confused Boner of the Week: Cara Delevingne Is a Giant, Fuzzy Heart 667585464 caradelevingnewseeone3 122 474lo featured


Yes, Cara Delevingne is super hot and she is always hot no matter what she’s wearing, but that is actually the problem. I mean, she’s wearing a giant velvet heart. What in the world am I supposed to do about that? I’m so confused.

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