The literal kind, that is. Although hey, in the right context the human kind of walking asshole jerk is kinda funny to have around too. But still, we prefer the type that can be licked and fucked and admired like a pretty gal in her Sunday best. So, like — this kind. But instead of it being all dolled up in ribbons and lace it’s clad in two spectacular asscheeks that we just want to nuzzle and squeeze. And then push the hell out of the way so we can fuck that ass. Sorry; it’s just how we feel.

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Dang, someone should construct a dam just south of this chick’s mega-squirting pussy and harness that shiz for some clean energy (well, clean in a sense… *wink*). But seriously, this is the squirt that keeps on giving. And all it takes to call forth this flood, this surge, this deluge of lady-loving is a cool-guy fist. It’s like the opposite of Moses parting the sea because this thing gets soaked.

When the 20s were roaring, you could step into the backroom speakeasy of the speakeasy and catch a glimpse. When every house had a car in the garage and a steak on the table, beneath that table, you might see it. Coming on up to the free lovin’ 70s, hair flowing and dicks flying, the form had been nearly perfected. Yes, the spitroast may have evolved over the years, but it’s ever been a glorious American tradition.

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We really like the abstraction — and arguable excess — this facial entails. We can really sense the movement, the motion, the feeling behind every careening arc and sweeping streak. This may be our most affecting Facial Friday yet!

Okay, so maybe that doesn’t make a whole lot of sense here (or ever), but we’re finding ourselves pretty driven by the powers behind this sensual ass-massage. Or, sensual-ass massage. Both work. Did you know the ass is a capital pressure point for the mind? And boner? There may not be any ancient Asian philosophy to back this claim, but we’re going from personal experience. If you play with our booty, you better believe we’ll be feeling effects elsewhere! Although even just watching sort of does that… We guess our whole body is a boner pressure point. And, you know what, there ain’t nothin’ wrong with that.

It’s a fabled land populated with gorgeous little creatures that can’t get enough ass, and know just how to hit the spot. It’s an innate quality and gives them a strange power over men and ladies who know what it is to experience rolling waves of ass-joy. That kind of joy is enlightening almost no matter what the case, but the purple-haired ones make it something other-wordly.

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We all know how excited we can get upon receiving something shiny and new. The urge to explore its functions and get to know it a little better is overwhelming. It’s fresh and exciting, and it’s all mine! Hands off! Well, yes, we know how that feels. But luckily this nice lady gets something big, black, and dildo-shaped, and shares her inaugural exploration with all the pervs of the world!

We wish all queens had this card up their regal sleeves. Look how Aiden dives into that muff with such command, such authority. Imagine how much fun Queen Elizabeth’s Diamond Jubilee would be if this were on the docket! At least pussy-eating prowess would give the people something to really celebrate. But, uh, we’re sure we’re not alone in thinking we’d rather see Aiden in charge of that kind of matter. We’d bestow her with a crown, but that might get in the way of her perfectly calibrated cunt cunning. Yeah, the messy eyeshadow and heavy lashes will have to do. They may not quite be monarchical in nature, but they look damn fine paired up with that lucky puss.

Uh, damn. We imagine getting licked up and down by this chick Lizz and her velvet tongue would make us feel as good as a sleepy kitty stretching out in the sunshine. Except more boner-y. Yeah, we basically wish our whole body could get all tongued up by Lizz. Is there such a thing as a full-body boner? If not, we think we could make it happen if this situation came to be. She just wields her tongue-balls with such prowess we would simply melt under their touch. But argh, what happens when a full-body boner melts? Lizz, you’ve got us feeling all kinds of sensations and we’re not sure how to make heads or tails of them. But we’d still kill to be touched by you. We’ll deal with the consequences.

It’s true of parties, gold doubloons, rainbows, and things jammed up into a vagina. This lucky lady is encountering her first double-vaginal adventure — and by the looks of it, she’s ready for more! Who knows what sort of snatch-stuffing enterprises she’ll aspire to next. But for now, we’re really getting into how much she’s getting into this first peek at plural pussy play.

You know someone’s a serious squirter when they’ve got a pair. It’s like how you feel so much safer in a vehicle with a handler in a pair of fancy driving gloves — they offer ever so much control, along with a hefty dose of style and panache! We appreciate this kind of refinement in our squirting, too. This babe knows what’s up. She handles her cunny like a consummate pro.

We could use a little Christmas in our lives right about now, so we’re giving ourselves a present. Or, rather, this fine cocked and pussied couple is. We feel bad we didn’t get them anything in return, but hey, the spirit of giving is supposed to be fulfilling enough. Our happiness is their reward, right? What we can do is parcel out a million virtual high-fives. We’ll even sprinkle a million bits of sparkling figurative tinsel. But we really mean it… It’s the thought that counts!

Or at least it seems to be in a very peaceful, zenlike state with how relaxed it is in the face of a considerable cumload. And whilst getting a solid dicking, it doesn’t shy away — no, instead it serenely gapes as if to say, “All are welcome here,” and “Peace be with you”. We’re feeling quite mellow ourselves, as it turns out… Cum just does that to us, we dunno.

And by “supper” we mean “jizzload all over your back”. But potato, po-tah-to, really. What we’re really focused on here are the extreme shrieks of delight emanating from this biddie as she gets fingerbanged and cockblasted from behind. She’s a regular siren upon some rocky bluffs, except this all ends in a very pleasant transaction.

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