Kate Upton Doing Britney Spears. That Is All. Screen shot 2017 04 19 at 8 17 26 am b8d90712 featured

Well, I think we are done. I don't know if there is anything else that we can hope to achieve, hope to create, or hope to discover in this world. I'm not saying we all need to jump off a bridge, but we can all die happy now because Kate Upton will be doing Britney Spears on Spike TV's Lip Sync Battle and these few moments of her crawling on the floor in a school girl outfit are... are... everything.


 

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What We Needed Today: Elsa Hosk Dancing in a Bikini Eh c203d6bf featured

I don't know about you, but if you're like me, you had a long weekend. It was spent with too much family and too much food. Getting back to work would almost be a relief if you weren't so worn out from a long drive and a long family visit. Monday wasn't that bad, but today is dragging and the only thing keeping us going is this Instagram video of Elsa Hosk in a bikini doing a little sexy dance.


 

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All Things Are Great Next to Padma Lakshmi in a Bikini Pl 915e71fa featured

Of all the ways I have been thanked for a gift I've given, nothing compares to the thank you Padma Lakshmi gave to the person or store or whoever gave her this body chain. Nothing says "thank you" like Padma Lakshmi's bikini body. I really hope someone puts this Instagram post on a card.


 

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So... What's Up With That Rope Around Your Boobs, Nicki Minaj? Nm1 1822c445 featured

Hey, whatever a person or people want to do with their time behind closed doors doesn't bother me one bit. As long as you know what you are doing and everyone is on board, who the hell am I judge? But when you take it out in public, like, say, Nicki Minaj posting a couple of Instagram pics of herself with some rope around her boobs, I have to ask... what's up with the robe around your boobs, Nicki Minaj?


 

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I Love Seeing the Moon During the Day, Especially Ireland Basinger-Baldwin's Ibb2 140c95c8 featured

They say that a solar eclipse is one of the coolest celestial events anyone can ever witness. Sure, it might be cool, but for me, the best thing is when the sun is shining bright and you can see the moon. Though, I guess I really shouldn't thank the heavens for this one, I should just thank whoever or wherever Ireland Basinger-Baldwin got this bikini. Without it, this would just a normal sun-drenched shore.


 

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Josie Canseco Keeps Knocking it Out of the Park Josie canseco by joseph paradiso 3 95d757a3 featured

As much I really don't want to keep making baseball puns, when it comes to Josie Canseco, I often can't help myself. And you know, that is a feeling that often comes over me when staring at Josie Canseco showing off her half-boob. It's a homerun, it makes me want to round the bases, she's stealing my heart, no man with four balls can walk - when it comes to Josie Canseco's hotness, you can't swing and miss!


 

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Tan Is Looking Good, Britney Spears Bs1 c016c61c featured

Typically when I go to the beach, which isn't that often, upon my return home it looks as if I never went anywhere at all. That's because I do my best to avoid the sun when I hit the sands. Whether I apply a nice thick layer of the highest SPF sunscreen I'm legally allowed to buy or just find the one shady spot on the beach, getting a tan in not really for me. But thank goodness Britney Spears is all about getting a nice, golden tan and showing it off on Instagram.


 

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Top Ten Hottest Celebrities Named Kim Kim kardashian west b10fe7 infobox 53431bfd featured

The name Kim, which is short for Kimberly, comes from Lord Kimberley, who did something or ruled something somewhere in the world at one time. That's not really all that important. What is important is that we have the name Kimberly and there are quite a few rather beautiful people with that name. So, whether you want to be formal and use Kimberly or go simple and use Kim, what better way to celebrate Lord Kimberley than by counting down the top ten hottest celebrities named Kim?


 

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Rita Ora Is Just Flat Out Hot Rita ora shape magazine may 2017 4 pics 1 0bd1a96b featured

There really isn't any other way to say it, Rita Ora is just hot. It doesn't matter how you say it, what words you, it all means the same damn thing. Rita Ora is one beautiful woman whether she is singing, dancing, or showing off her gymnastic skills.

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There's a Lot to Love About Lottie Moss Lottie moss by david bailey for harpers bazaar us march 2017 3 1 d06e6f80 featured

While I still stand by my opinion that is there is only one Kate Moss, it would seem there are actually two. There is Kate Moss, the supermodel icon, and there is Lottie Moss, her younger sister, who is pretty damn hot. I have a very strong feeling that one day we'll be saying, "There is only one Lottie Moss."


 

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Chrissy Teigen's Boobs Make It Hard... To Get in a Jumpsuit Chrissy teigen jumpsuit 1 2ade199c featured

History is littered with great rivalries: The Hatfields vs. The McCoys, Nikola Tesla vs. Thomas Edison, Man vs. Beast. And now there is a new rivalry, more intense than any that have come before, and the stakes are higher than they have even been - this is truly a rivalry that none of us will ever forget. Chrissy Teigen's boobs vs. a jumpsuit. There will be no winners in this one, my friends - oh wait, there will only be winners! This rivalry is freakin' awesome!


 

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Let's Appreciate Kim Kardashian's Cleavage Screen shot 2017 04 14 at 12 18 31 pm 65b0a029 featured

Kim Kardashian West is known for wonderful rump. It's a great rear end, it really is. And while we should always remember to spend time thinking about, writing about, pondering, wondering, and honoring her fantastic butt, we should also take some time to admire her cleavage. Kim K really does have some really great cleavage.


 

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Great, Kate Beckinsale Has a Super Hot Daughter Lb 89b64d71 featured

Look, I'm trying not to be a downer here, I'm really not. Normally it's awesome to find a new hottie - it can change one's whole outlook on life. But this time around, I gotta admit, I don't think I'm ready for this one. Lily Beckinsale. Yep, that's right. Kate Beckinsale has a hot daughter. I'm not ready for this one.


 

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How in the World Could Someone Play Tennis Against Anna Kournikova? Ak1 9b97d540 featured

Of life's great mysteries: what came first the chicken or the egg? Why are there 5 syllables in the word monosyllabic? and Why is bra singular and panties plural?; there is one mystery that I simply can't wrap my head around... How in the world could someone stand on the opposite side of tennis court from Anna Kournikova and still play the game?

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Why Yes, Kate Beckinsale Does Look Hot in Different Bikini Styles! Kb2 0c0ef92d featured

We all have a lot on our collective plates. Work, family, hobbies, and many, many other responsibilities and worries that make some days seem like they will never end. And every so often there is some question, some issue, something that we can finally get answers to and breathe a giant sigh of relief. Today is one of those days because we now know that Kate Beckinsale looks hot in different bikini styles.

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