Wake up, shower, have some coffee, go to work, come home, fall asleep watching Netflix... that's pretty much my life. It is what is, it's always the same, maybe a few changing things sprinkled in-between. Routines can be bad, the same old-same old can get boring, but Brittany Daniel's constant sexiness, that's something we can all smile at.
Even though I am a boob guy through and through, that doesn't mean I can't appreciate anything else. Sure, boobs are great, they are the best, but sometimes you just have to stop and admire Noemi Kovacs' incredible ass. Seriously, people, stop whatever you are doing and stare at the ass on Noemi Kovacs.
Maybe it's because this Instagram video is sped up or maybe it's because Eva Longoria is soaking wet. Maybe it's because Eva Longoria is on a boat, or maybe it's a combination of all of the above - I have no idea what is going on, but damn it, Eva Longoria is sexy as hell.
Why on earth would anyone be shocked that Winona Ryder is still sexy? That's something that makes absolutely no sense to me. It's Winona Ryder - I can't think of a time when she wasn't sexy.
For the longest time, whenever we wanted to get Gooped, we had to go online, but it looks like those days might be over. Gwyneth Paltrow is taking her Goop blog and turning into a real magazine. And of course, she's totally on the cover, mostly nude, and covered in goop. I wonder if that is official Goop goop.
Some people just get it. They know how get a reaction from you with very little effort. They know, they just know, how to push your buttons, and not always in a bad way. Right now Saoirse Ronan is pushing many, many buttons. She knows, she really knows how to look stunning.
Yes, my friends, here we are again. That old, familiar place. That warm and happy place. That strange and super sexy place where there are no jokes, no puns, no witty banter. Things are just too sexy, too hot, and... damn. All we can do is sit back and stare at the hotness that is Selena Gomez. Damn, Selena Gomez. Damn.
I'm not going to pretend I have all the answers in the world, but there is one thing I know for sure will cure most ails: Alyssa Milano. Whether you have a case of the blues, your tummy is hurting, or you just don't feel like doing much of anything, if you give yourself a little Alyssa Milano in a bikini, I promise you'll feel like a million bucks.
Never mind the fact that Daisy-Scarlett Gordon totally lives up to such a hot name. Never mind the fact that Daisy-Scarlett Gordon in lingerie is one of the hottest sights you're going to see all week. And never mind the fact that Daisy-Scarlett Gordon will be haunting your dreams. The only thing that matters is that we will need more Daisy-Scarlett Gordon in the very near future.
I know I can't be the only one who's noticed this, right? Everyone with a working set of eyeballs has to have seen what I'm seeing, correct? It can't just be me. Sarah Hyland is wearing less and less clothes.
As someone who must wear glasses to see and having suffered the constant teasing that comes with wearing glasses, I've never understood the desire that some people have to wear glasses when they don't need them. There's nothing like the pain of being called "four eyes" or "fish eye" or "nerd pants." But then again, if I had a rack like Katya Braxton, people probably wouldn't have even noticed my glasses.
I know I shouldn't make money puns when talking about Elizabeth Banks, but damn it, I just can't help myself. I have no doubt she's heard all of them before and she'll keep hearing them - when you are as cute sexy as she is, people just lose all control around her.
So, I'm winding down from another crazy day, watching a little boob-tube when all of sudden I look up to see Kristen Stewart as some kind of sexy mummy in a perfume commercial. It was very strange, slightly odd, and all kinds of Kristen Stewart sexy.
A warm day with a cool breeze, getting an awesome parking spot, your favorite meal with your favorite people - they are all crappy when you compare them to Hannah Ferguson's nips. Yep, all the things you thought were great are not when you get to stare at Hannah Ferguson rocking a mostly see-through top.
Flying is the worst. I've never been a fan of it, but I know sometimes it's the only way to travel. That's why when I get off the plane, there is nothing better than that long walk to get your luggage. That's how I like to celebrate being on the ground, a nice stroll. Though, I think I'm going to start celebrating with Kirsten Dunst in a see-through bra instead.
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