Look, we are all thinking the same damn thing, so we might as well put all our cards on the table. Britney Spears needs to just go ahead and go topless. This topless-ish Instagram post is just one more reminder that the sooner we see Britney Spears' amazing boobs, the better the entire world will be.
I have no idea if Nicki Minaj is just having fun with a friend or if she's teasing us for an incredibly awesome music video or photo spread to come. Either way, I think it's safe to say that if Nicki Minaj wants to anything Fifty Shades of Grey-related we are totally down for it.
Over the recent weeks we've been flooded (and I mean that in a good way) with tons of sexy Bella Hadid pics, but here's a reminder that Gigi Hadid is also pretty damn sexy. I'm not saying the Hadid sister's need to have a sexy-off, but I'm also not not saying they need to have a sexy-off.
It seems like every single week Bella Hadid has done another really awesome photo shoot or print ad or sexy Instagram post. I honestly don't know how she has the energy or stamina to keep up this pace, but damn it, she's doing some really great work. Whatever your secret is, Bella Hadid, please keep doing it for us!
It doesn't really matter what the hell I say, the only thing you are going to hear is Sports Illustrated 2017 Swimsuit Issue.
In a decision that I assume took all over 27 seconds, Kate Upton will once again be on the cover of the famed Sports Illustrated Swimsuit Edition. And what's even better, since it is her third time, they are going to put out three different covers. Three different sexy versions of the same woman, that's pretty awesome if you ask me.
Is there any greater symbol of love than a heart? For the longest time I would have said no, but now I know that there is something greater, more powerful, and more beautiful than just a plain old heart. Yes, the truest and best symbol of love is a heart pastie on Chrissy Teigen's breasts.
They say in life you have to find something you love, do it every day, and you'll never work a day in your life. While I'm sure Lea Michele loves singing, dancing, and acting, she could really make a pretty awesome career out of just taking sexy pictures in bed.
I'm not quite sure how the telegram evolved into the candygram, but it's pretty easy to figure out how the Flashing Ashley Graham is set to the best big thing in grams. We care enough to send the very best, and is there anything better than Ashley Graham flashing her incredible cleavage? If there is, then I don't want to know about it.
In a not very surprising move, Playboy has finally realized that without nudity there is no Playboy.
Probably one of the least sexiest things most normal people can attempt is to be sexy on a car. I'm sorry, but climbing on a car is truly an art and not something for the general public. If you are going to climb on a car you better be a topless Charlotte McKinney. And if you are a topless Charlotte McKinney, then just stick to standing by the car.
Look, I would love nothing more than to make a bunch of weather puns and heatwave jokes, maybe toss in some kind of lightning reference, but damn it, Yanet Garcia is really freaking hot. I don't know if I have enough energy to focus on her hotness and come up with weather jokes.
While these ladies might be rookies in the eyes of Sports Illustrated, I highly doubt they are new to the world of being incredibly hot. I have a feeling that each of these ladies has been hot for a long time and will continue to be hot for many years to come. But this is their first crack at rocking swimsuits (or lack thereof) in SI's famed Swimsuit edition. I think it's safe to say that hit it out of the park.
I'll openly admit to never having the opportunity to play beer pong (never been invited to that kind of party), but I really must say when Olivia Munn plays I have to wonder what the slogan on her swimsuit means. Is that like her catchphrase? Is it some kind of company logo? Is that her new beer pong team? And why is it so damn sexy?
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