There are many glorious incarnations of the camel toe, but none greater that we can think of off the tops of our heads than the gold lamé camel toe. Courtney Stodden is really just living up the Spice Girls brand of feminism isn’t she? Empowerment=wearing outlandish, sexually revealing outfits in public and always looking real cheery about it.

The award for Most Creative Way to Prevent Nipples from Showing in a Sexy Situation goes to Ryan Gosling and Eva Mendes! Yes, as much as it pains us to say, we like what they’ve done here. If you must have something conveniently block nudity from our vision, let it be another human’s hands resting gently (or not so gently) on the naughty bits.

Abbey Lee Kershaw went to the punk-themed Met Gala on Monday with a mission. While browsing and shmoozing and casually boozing, she lifted up her dress and revealed the words GUN CONTROL written across her stomach–along with some underboob and her pretty panties. Never has a celebrity announced his or her stance on a hot issue in such a brilliant way.

When you’re alone and life is making you lonely, you can always look down at your chest! At least, some of us can, namely Elsa Hosk. All she has to do is tilt her head and marvel at the breasts that are so near perfection that must’ve been made from a magic mannequin, and her troubles all melt away.

You know when you just need something to wear whilst lounging around your little doll house that’s been built on the beach? We think we have the solution for you!

It took a few years to see the revealing outtakes from Lady Gaga’s V Magazine shoot, and the same can be said of Jennifer Lopez’s outtakes, but Miley’s outtakes showed up like bam, like fresh out the grease! Does that mean Miley Cyrus is a bigger celebrity than Gaga or

Or, from another angle, she’s nearly naked and that makes us go “Daaaamn, girl.” It’s not that we’re surprised–we expect Miley to keep pushing the envelope and we know Mario Testino always brings the raunch dressing–it’s just that Miley is about a skip, hop, and a jump away from being the next alt queer pornstar of your dreams and we wonder if she knows that.

Yeah dudes, that SyFy network knows how to sneak the sexy in wherever possible, and we’re not just talking about the sideboob seen through Mia Kirshner’s apron, or the spherical cleavage of Jaime Murray. We’re talking about this new neat fetish we’ve just been exposed to: sensual skillet torture. Watch and learn.

It’s been a while since we’ve seen any skin from Helen Flanagan, but damn, when she delivers, she does so in abundance. Cleavage, thighs, and a little panty peek! Some people think the peek is an inferior version of a bonafide upskirt, but we think those folks don’t appreciate the joys of pushing your eyeballs down the orthogonal plane, past Helen’s fantastic legs, and spying the lacy pattern beneath.

Yes, it’s that time of year again! It’s time to check out which celebrities have gone tastefully (meaning not truly) nude for Allure’s “Look Better Naked” issue and applaud them for their beauty and comfort. This is easily our favorite springtime tradition!

If you remember the advertisement Michael Bay did for Victoria’s Secret in 2010 (which you naturally do, because it was epic), you recall there being some motorcycles, knife throwing, desert strutting, helicopters, and finally a big explosion. His latest video has a sweet looking Lamborghini Aventador, but that’s about it.

And unless we’re improperly reading her body language, it seems like she wants to show us extra cleavage. The deep plunge on the jumper, the hand poised at the edge of her swimsuit, the tongue licking her teeth–what else could these things say?

Fiery bartops, sassy elbows, high slit dresses, plunging necklines, iridescent everything, and some pissed off lights that ask “WHAT THE FUCK HAVE YOU DONE?” are just a handful of the things that make us love this spread. Pierre Dal Corso does not disappoint, and neither does his model, Zoe Aggeliki. (You guys know how much we love puffy nipples, right?)

This gallery from Richard Kern doesn’t come with any explanation, but it probably doesn’t need one. You can tell a lot about people by what kind of home entertainment system(s) they have, and Mr. Kern offers you a candid look at the towering distractions owned by various hot babes (including Jessie Andrews). Also: there’s some toplessness, because it’s Kern.

Actually, it’s not our blouse, it’s Jennie Garth’s (you probably remember her as Kelly Taylor on “90210″), but we feel like we have a stake in it now. We’re like prospectors coming across a fine couple of mountains, finding gold in the valley between them, and laying our claim to the territory.

What’s it gonna be, Mariah Carey? What are we looking at here? How are your boobs shaped and how do they respond to that dress? We’re waiting for your answers, madam, and we have all day to wait. Really. This is what we do.

When you hear the phrase “Precious Muir,” what do you think of? Muir Woods, the crown jewel of Marin County, right? Exactly, so do we. We’re all wrong though; there’s a gorgeous British model currently working for Jenni “JWoww” Farley named Precious Muir, and word on the street is that someone leaked pictures of her in various states of undress.

Whoa, do you realize that we’ve passed an important milestone here? With Liz’s lovely legs here, we’ve officially seen the panties of every member of British pop group Atomic Kitten! How should we celebrate? With a company trip to Atomic Wings! (Just kidding; they’re not paying us, we’re not endorsing them, we’ll probably smoke a cigarette in Atomic Kitten’s honor.)

It’s so relieving to see Leilani showing skin in the sun again. Having just gotten over a yearlong dearth of Leilani, we were excited to see her out and about with her nipples having a night on the town, but this right here is a little more important. Leilani Dowding belongs in the sun, and with this picture, we know the sun will come back to her.

The Film Independent Spirit Awards aren’t as big of a deal as the Oscars, but they’re still an important tradition, and more importantly, they still get celebrities out on the red carpet so the cameras can light up their bodies. “Silver Linings Playbook” won big at the Spirit Awards, and Jennifer Lawrence’s nipples are simply thrilled about it.