There comes a time in every “slave slut’s” life where she’s gotta throw on the nipple pumps and pussy clamps, and get smacked around a little by the master with a riding crop. She must have been a very bad little chickie… which is great news for us! Because, yeah, we’d like to get in on this loving smackfest. What?!

If the earth somehow becomes a post-apocalyptic wasteland, there will remain cockroaches, and us watching boob videos on the internet. Oh yes, we’ll abide. We’ll be cobbling dinner together from the odd remnants of canned goods we’ve stowed away, lighting our desk chair on fire for warmth, huddled around our computer dreaming of tits and sunshine (oh, in our wasteland our computer and wifi work).

What we wouldn’t give to be tied to a box and see Bobbi Starr approach with her electrified fucktools. Seriously! She wields those things like a Wild West vigilante does a six-shooter. But this duel is sort of one-sided: Bobbi will win. (We mean, her adversary is strapped to a box). But when Bobbi wins we all do, because she celebrates victory with a super-wired fuckfest.

But don’t call us Shirley. Remember that illuminating post Ottimo did about Cock ‘n’ Ball Torture? It’s certainly a titillating thing. And Lorelei Lee is a master! But she’s not all gloom and doom… When her tits rest upon (or choke out) a slave boy’s face, we’re sure it’s like streaks of magnificent sunshine breaking through the BDSM clouds.

Yeah, man, this video has everything! Domination, multiple positions, some facefucking. The only thing that could possibly make this better is if there was a super obscure 80s New Wave dance track over the sound. What? There already is?! Really though: Baltimora? Who listens to Baltimora? Who has sex to

Really it’s just a normal sex scene that just happens to include nipple clamps, a butt plug, a Hitachi Magic Wand, and some fantastic cock sucking. But besides that, pretty standard. Nonetheless, this video beautifully demonstrates how you can spice up your sex life with a few props. Things getting