I have a feeling that this is a sight we are all going to have to get used to: Chloë Grace Moretz chilling by the pool in a bikini. Whether we are ready for it or not, Chloe Moretz is going to be rocking a bikini for many more days to come. And odds are the bikinis will also get sexier.
Where you get a tattoo is probably as important as what kind of tattoo you are getting. A heart on your bicep might mean you are tough but lovable. A dragon on your leg might mean you are a bit of mystery. And a butterfly on your lower back just above your rear end... well, you know. But if you are Chloë Grace Moretz and you get an "it only gets better" underboob does that mean she's going topless soon?
Good ole Benny F (you know him as “Benjamin Franklin) once said, “You may delay, but time will not.” And his words have never spoken louder because Chloë Grace Moretz is getting hotter. No matter how much we may delay or wait or try to act like it’s not happening, Chloë Grace Moretz is hot and there is nothing we can do to stop it.
You know there will be a reboot or remake or something down the line and when they are looking to cast the role of Harley Quinn, they need to look no further than Chloë Grace Moretz. In fact, I’m kind of hoping they do an origin story and need to cast a young Harley Quinn.
We all knew that it was only a matter of time Chloë Grace Moretz was everywhere. And it seems that that time is here. And I have to be honest, I thought I was ready for it, but I am actually not.
Damn it, I was really excited about the re-boot or remake or whatever the hell they are calling the Baywatch movie. With Alexandra Daddario, Kelly Rohrbach, Priyanka Chopra, Charlotte McKinney, and no doubt a cameo from Pamela Anderson in this movie, I felt it had everything it needed to succeed. Then Chloë Grace Moretz goes and films herself wearing a bikini and running in slow motion.
As much as I feel the need to tell Chloë Grace Moretz not to check her phone while standing in the surf, I’m going to keep it to myself. Not because Chloë Grace Moretz is a big ol’ movie star and she can afford to drop her phone in the ocean, she can a new one, but if Chloë Grace Moretz did drop her phone in the water, I’m pretty sure she could just pick it up and put it against her hot body and it would dry super fast.
I almost hate to admit this, but if I can’t be honest with all of you, who can I be honest with? I really don’t like leather, not even leather couches. Yeah, yeah, I know, I know, I’ve heard it all before. But, I will say seeing Chloë Grace Moretz wearing leather makes me see what the appeal is.
It is no surprise that Chloë Grace Moretz keeps getting hotter and hotter and that with every photoshoot, she gets sexier and sexier, but with these new pictures, we have to ask ourselves: Is that Chloë Grace Moretz’s nipple?
You know, I have stood on some of the most beautiful beaches in the world and looked around at some of the most incredible scenery, but after seeing Chloe Moretz in a bikini on a rocky beach everything else just looks like crap.
Yes, Chloe Grace Moretz looks really damn incredible in a bikini and no doubt the muscle man beside her would agree, but that’s not the question. When I look at these pictures of Chloe Moretz showing off her bikini body, I can’t help but wonder: Who is taking the picture?
There are many great questions of our time: Is it better be loved or feared? What came first, the chicken or the egg? Are all sandwiches better toasted? And now, we now must wonder: Are we looking at Chloe Moretz’s nipples or Chloe Moretz’s pasties?
Every day the sun rises, the grass grows, the winds blow, and Chloe Grace Moretz keeps getting sexier. This is something that will have to learn to live with because like the sun, the grass, and the wind, there is nothing we can do about it.
Great, I’m going to have to sit through another terrible Seth Rogen comedy. I told myself I would never, ever do it again, but damn it, Chloe Moretz. Your hotness is something I am willing to suffer for.
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