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So You Want More Interracial Sex On A Pool Table, Huh?

So You Want More Interracial Sex On A Pool Table, Huh?

So you saw Desiree Diamond and Danny Mountain yesterday and you were like, “God damn, if there’s one thing I love in this world, it’s interracial sex on a pool table,” is that so? Well, you are in luck. But naw, we’re not going to give you more of the

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Want Some Smooth Jazz With Your Rooftop Blowjob?

Want Some Smooth Jazz With Your Rooftop Blowjob?

The default answer is yes. That is, if you’re taking a break from your pool game at the jazz club to stick it to some fine, young, blonde singer named Monica Mayhem on the roof of said club, you have to listen to smooth jazz. We don’t make the rules.

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Tap That Booty From The Bottom

Tap That Booty From The Bottom

Nicki Hunter thought she’d have the upper hand on Cheyne Collins when she climbed atop his lap, but she didn’t know that he had his pelvis fitted with a butt-punishing piston designed by geologists for some curious/arousing reason. Interestingly, Cheyne didn’t know that Nicki loves to be surprised with an

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"This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX": Be Careful What You Wish For

A grateful, subservient, and boobulous genie lounges in flimsy pyjamas to serve a couple of single astronauts. This was both the plot of the 60′s sitcom and an instant male sexual ideal. Shawna Lenee gets corked in the porn version. This Ain’t I Dream of Jeannie XXX Studio: Hustler Director:

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"This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2": The Fleshbot/io9 Review

Given how much we both love all things sexy and nerdy, well, Hustler’s second “Star Trek” porn just seemed like a perfect opportunity for Fleshbot and io9 to team up for a joint review. Lux: For those of you mostly interested in the sex part of this sexy, sexy movie,

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"This Ain’t Star Trek 2": Where No Man Has Come Before

Hustler’s “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX” is back for a second voyage…and it looks like we’re going to have a very good time. With Kimberly Kane, Kagney Linn Karter, and Alexis Texas along for the ride, how could we not?

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It’s Official: Katie Kox Has Some "Dangerous Curves"

Sometimes a young woman’s blossoming sexuality bubbles out of control, making her curves downright dangerous. These lethal ladies display just those kinds of angles, making us want to get perpendicular. Our lust for you is like geometry, baby. Welcome to “Dangerous Curves,” the newest release from Rebel Studios, award winning

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“Vampire Sex Diaries”: Because Writers Are Sexy

Sometimes you need to copulate to survive, you know? You Know?? In “Vampire Sex Diaries” (actually shot over Halloween!), Vanessa (Tabitha Stevens) presides over a similarly tasty brood of her own kind who “feel mankind’s cobweb approaching.” Vampire Sex Diaries Studio: Sex Line Sinema Director: Gary Orona Starring: Tabitha Stevens,

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“This Ain’t Star Trek XXX 2″: The One Where Sulu Gets Laid

“This Ain’t Star Trek“—the parody so nice, they made it twice. Much of the central cast remains the same for part 2 of this pornographic saga, with one notable exception: pornstar Keni Styles replaces Ero Sennin as Sulu. Sulu getting laid? It’s like a vision out of our wildest dreams.

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Mayhem Invites You To Dive Right In To “Bubble Butt Cuties”

Nothing in the world can compare to the succulent, round, bubbled cheeks of a sexy young strumpet, gloriously on display for the whole world to witness, being properly worshiped before that sexy little lady gets pounded right. That’s why watching Sin City’s newest release, “Bubble Butt Cuties,” feels like waking

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DCypher Returns To Gonzo Roots With “Assploitations 10 – The Final Chapter”

McKenzie Lee, Amber Rayne, Britney Stevens, Nikki Thorne, and Amy Brooks star in the last and final volume of Mayhem’s Assploitations series, volume 10, which was conceived, shot, and directed by our very own DCypher. Back in 2003, performer of the year and Sin City contract star Aurora Snow stepped

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“Star Trek XXX”: The Fleshbot Review

Over the past few years, we’ve seen porn parodies of everything from “The Brady Bunch” to “The Office”—and now, courtesy of Hustler and Axel Braun, we have “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX,” a parody unlike any other. For one, this marks the first time a “Not the”-style parody has pornified

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“Star Trek” Vs. “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX”: A Comparison

Last week, Hustler announced their intentions to boldly go where many had gone before, and shoot their very own “Star Trek” porn: “This Ain’t Star Trek XXX.” Well, a week later, the sets have been constructed, the costumes designed—and, most importantly, the cast has been set. But how does Hustler’s

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