It’s low-budget, it’s softcore, it’s cheesy, but like the still from her upcoming sex tape, we get to see Chelsea topless and in the act. Little victories! (Reasonably sized boobs!)

Even if, for some tragic reason, the ultra-hyped sex tape never sees the light of day, we can at least be happy that we’ve seen Chelsea’s boobs on multiple occasions, and have now seen her ecstatic, gaping O-face on film. At this point, we really just want to see “The Plotters.” The whole movie can’t be like this, can it? How could this have come out in 2001 when it screams 1990s? And what is with that side swipe at 2:01? Sex tapes be damned, we’re fascinated with poor acting and editing decisions.

· “The Plotters” (2001) (imdb.com)
· Chelsea Handler’s sex tape… the softcore version (nudography.com)

It’s been so long since we first heard about Chelsea Handler’s sex tape, we’d practically forgotten about it. But RadarOnline—who “discovered” the tape—still has naked Chelsea on the brain…and claims the tape will be released any day now.

As a preview, they’ve released some stills of (gasp!) Chelsea topless, and—apparently—in the midst of the act. So, you know, at the very least we get a glimpse of Chelsea’s boobs out of all this hubbub. That’s pretty good, right?

· Via Egotastic (egotastic.com)

Given that Chelsea Handler’s sidekick is a former pornstar, is it really that shocking to learn that Chelsea herself has dabbled in some on-camera sex? We say no—but RadarOnline’s acting like they’ve just discovered a JFK sex tape.

Chelsea, thankfully, is handling the whole thing with wit and aplomb, pointing out that the sex in question was shot as part of a comedy audition tape she passed around LA a few years ago (and that she shows at parties, to boot). Granted, it’s a strange cover story, but given that it’s Chelsea Handler, we’re pretty sure we believe her.

Now if only we could get an invite to one of these parties….

(Chelsea’s response to RadarOnline below.)

· Chelsea Handler Sex Tape – It’s No Joke! (radaronline.com)

As April showers roll into May flowers, it’s once again time for Allure’s annual “Naked Celebrity” “Look Better Naked” issue. Stripping down this year? Padma Lakshmi, Eliza Dushku, Chelsea Handler, Sharon Leal, and Lynn Collins.

As with every year, the shots are more tease than T&A—but we’d still like to thank Allure for doing their part to fill the world with nude photos of these gorgeous women. Every little bit helps, you know (and they’ve certainly given us more than a little bit of sideboob).

· The Naked Truth (allure.com)