We try not to bother our brains about whether or not a pornstar is truly having an orgasm, because to us, it’s all a performance and we enjoy being entertained. But when Selena Rose is supposed to visibly fake it for us, we have to start thinking about her ability to trick us, and then we start to worry that she’s fake-faking it and actually having a good fuck and then we wind up with fat headaches.
Can you name any of Julia Roberts’s movies that have been pornified recently? We can’t. Fortunately, Nica Noelle has remedied this situation by making a smutty adaptation of the ever-popular “Pretty Woman,” the story of a young, sassy, and beautiful prostitute and the rich gentleman who falls in love with her. You’re probably dying to know who takes Julia’s role, or Richard Gere’s role. More importantly, who will be the porn version of Jason Alexander?
Did you know that masseuses and massage therapists destroy their hands after years of work? It’s sad but true; all that time spent healing injuries, releasing tension, and helping people results in a lot of damage to the delicate muscles, bones, and tendons in the hand. Fortunately, the pornstars you’re about to see don’t massage with their hands so much as with their mouths and genitals, so they should be fine.
There are times when we must bow before the brilliance of the blurb on the back of this box. Today’s reads, “How can anybody get any work done in today’s modern office? Dominant bosses, flirty underlings, and all kinds of secret back door deals and trysts.” The phrase “secret back door deals” just got us aroused.
Riley Steele and BiBi Jones are hosting a girls-only slumber party, and that can only mean one thing: the boys are going to sneak in and fuck everyone in the house! For once, a house full of horny girls all doing each other’s hair and hanging out in their underwear
In fact, life never hands you “Big Sexy Titties.” Women like Alanah Rae and Katie Kox hand them to you and then… Well, what do you do with them? Don’t panic, that’s the first thing you do. Take a breath and assess the situation. Who is attached to these titties?
This latest offering from Digital Playground finally helps us answer the question that philosophers have been pondering for centuries: if there were two Raven Alexises, would they be equally slutty? Or is the same level of sluttiness never found twice (like snowflakes)? Since Raven Alexis plays twin sisters in this
Mick Blue is leaving town for the weekend, so he asks the adorable and responsible BiBi Jones to housesit for him. “And no wild sex parties!” Mick reminds her as he drives away. BiBi waves from the doorway, aware of the breeze creeping up her legs to the top of
At last, Riley Steele has come back to her ex-boyfriend’s massage parlor to spark new flames and blow on the embers of old ones. We’re also excited about this movie because it’s supposed to be the last “Masseuse” film and we are completely out of massage-related jokes. To bring you
When we last left Selena Rose, she was torn between living a life of contemplative virtue and living a life of slutty fun. She leaned towards the latter option. Surprised? Neither are we. However, now that Selena is taking charge of her own sexuality, her overbearing sisters have to find
As much as we want to watch Raven Alexis do nasty things with Dale DaBone and Scott Nails, we’re much more interested in watching how you react. Do you even care when pornstars commit adultery in their films, or is it something you expect? Usually, if someone explicitly refers to
It’s not that you’re not old enough to be by yourself; it’s that no one is too old to spend a little quality time with the Digital Playground ladies. Have some fun! Eat popcorn, watch movies, bedazzle your jeans, maybe start an orgy. Everyone always says that prostitution is civilization’s
Oh, Kayden, what is it about fidelity that bores you so? Sure you’re surrounded by gorgeous men and women with volcanic libidos, but don’t you ever just want to sit around and play Yahtzee with them? No? Well we think Yahtzee is erotic. All we can tell plot-wise is that
These days, if you’re not working two summer jobs and an unpaid internship, you’re never going to get anywhere. That’s why Jenna Haze enrolled in Tommy Gunn’s Afterschool Cock Sucking Program; she’s going to learn real world skills! Yes, to us Jenna Haze is a world renowned sexual sorceress, raising
This movie has nothing to do with the mashup artist, except for the fact that it features five tracks of your favorite Digital Playground pornstars smashing their hot bodies together for your aural and visual enjoyment. This movie is about Kayden Kross, Mick Blue, and the sexual tension between them.
Last year, Joshua and Skinworxxx wowed hardcore fans with “Deviance,” which featured a huge cast of stars, won armfuls of awards, and sold like crack rock. Now they’re ready for another round of applause. It wouldn’t be fair to take the sequel to what may very well be one of
It’s almost impossible to imagine sexy Wicked star Kirsten Price as a virgin cheerleader saving herself for the right nerd, but some how she pulls it off in Barrett Blade’s “Trash Talk.” Amazing. One thing we’d like to get out of the way right up front: we couldn’t be more
A boobie-filled takeoff (get it?) on “Passenger 57,” Bluebird’s loose (get it???) parody takes the usual opportunities to get the sex happening on a plane but also invents some new ones. Passenger 69 Studio: Bluebird Films Director: Marc Twain Starring: Lindsey Dawn McKenzie, Madelyn Marie, Jennifer Dark, Puma Swede, Angelica
They say that all of our best kinks come from forgotten incidents from our childhood, buried deep in our subconscious. Which makes us wonder what kind of “mama caught in the act” memories cuckolds all share. Whatever that energy is, Digital Playground and Robby D tap into it with their
Jesse Jane doesn’t really need a thirty-something word lead in. We love her. You love her. And the thought of spending some precious free time watching this angel do her thing is like nectar to us all. Blonde. Effervescent, but, like, in a good way. She’s like a bubbly little
