Ha, no, we’re just kidding — this guy’s banging the shit out of her. But she looks like she rather enjoys it! Like the Queen of England might relish a cup of Earl Grey tea served in a delicate saucer with a side of artisanal biscotti, Ms. Rotten is refined in her fleshly tastes. And Bill Bailey is there to raise his hand to the lovely Bonnie, place his jacket atop a puddle, or carry her if she gets weary. Or slam the bejeezes out of her high-minded honeypot. Tut, tut! What a charming pair.

Julia at the Piano by Lena Tsibizov, Via O What a Q

That ain’t no lie. First of all, we are obsessed with her wondrous rack (naturally). We’re intrigued by her hardcore yoking nipple clamps. We’re beguiled by the blushing skin that displays every swat, nearly purple in places. And we’re enchanted by the smile that creeps across her face when that crop turns its attention to her rosy puss. Are we supposed to love a slave like this? Meh, fuck the rules.

It’s been a big day for seats and other furniturelike structures round here today, so we figured we’d keep that train rollin’ and share with you what is probably one of the best moments of this hotel chair’s life. We’re sure it’s seen its share of crotchety businessmen slappin’ away at laptops, or had rowdy kids climbing all upon it. But we’re sure the strife is all worthwhile, for this one shining moment of frontwards, backwards, busty blonde cowgirl action.

For every action, there is an equal and opposite reaction. Hmm… we’re not sure what kind of activity this cutie teen was into to warrant this kind of pussy-pleasing, BJin’, anal extravaganza, but it must have been something terrible.

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Get deeper with Nayomi at Abby Winters

Oh, we’re always so bad at paperwork and communications and things of that nature. Where is that darn invitation? Hopefully it’s okay for us to go ahead and show up to this event with some crudités or a cheese plate and bottle of wine or something — we’re great party guests, we swear! We’ll get in there and Pin the Tail on the Donkey or Put the Finger in the Babe like nobody’s business.

They’re already the ultimate in sitting indulgence — not a muscle will be engaged while you’re slopped into your La-Z-Boy in front of the tube. But it doesn’t have to be this way! If all cushy armchairs had their own babe, you could engage yourself in a vigorous bout of cunnilingus during the commercials. You can even forget about the mute button.

Contrary to popular belief, it’s not all fun and games when it comes to double penetration. There’s some commitment and concentration involved, all in concert with the subtle interplay of dick-on-dick-on-holes that’s required in any successful double-dong venture. But pressing onward, upward, and inward is all worth it, because, hey: DP.

We’ve been hearing about how bad sitting is for you for a while, and we’ve tried standing desks and pacing the floor every 10 minutes as a remedy. But a better solution might just be to hump throughout the day. It really gets those muscles moving and that heart rate up and at it.

We’ve come such a long way in technological webchatting/whacking advancements. Webcams used to be bulky apparati strapped atop wide and weighty, cubelike monitors. If they worked at all, there was lagging video and choppy audio to battle. Not sexy! But today, ah, yes, today we can wank in realtime and cum wild and free for our friends and acquaintances around the world.

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When India Summers makes such a pronouncement, though, it becomes less of an insult and more of a come-on. Because she’s got one of the sweetest asses we’ve seen, and we’re sure it tastes just as lovely as it looks. Who could refuse such an invitation? It’s the party of the year!

Seriously, this cock is so huge that it almost makes us uncomfortable. Luckily this lady doesn’t quite feel the same! Somehow through the grace of God she manages to blow this monstrous thing, then even gets it all up inside her like a cock-annihilating champion of the world. We’d venture to bet she could even slay dragons and such if she put her mind to it.

Ashley, Via Home of the Vain

We like seeing lithe and fit gymnasts twirling and tumbling across the arena in a breathtaking floor routine. We love seeing a stacked MILF showcase her crazy acrobatic skills on a chair, getting piledriven by a lovely schlong.

We’ve all been there — recieving an extra-juicy facial while naked on the couch with hands bound behind our backs. It can be a tricky situation, especially if you’ve got sparkling clean sofa cushions that haven’t known the taste of cum in their lives.

Stormy Leather, photo by Ellen Stagg