Stephen King is without a doubt one of the writers of many generations. His books have scared us more than any other writer that comes to mind. And those scary books have made for some scary movies. Last week a new version of IT hit the big screen and still one of the top movies playing right now. And what better way to honor all his great frights than by counting down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities From Stephen King Movies?

Once again I find myself being unable to come up with some kind of clever pun or witty joke. Sara Jean Underwood is skinny dipping, there is her naked ass inches above the water as she dives in and that sight, my friends, is just about all I can focus on. Well, that and I how I'm totally jealous of chlorine right now.

If I'm being honest with you guys and gals, and when it comes to all of you beautiful people, honesty is my middle name. I had totally forgotten that Melanie Griffith posed for Playboy. She was 19 at the time and seeing these pictures from her spread are such a great reminder of how freaking hot she was and still is.

I have declared it before: Elizabeth Hurley is the Queen of Instagram. Her account is one of the ones we all must follow. But the more I think about it and the more I see Elizabeth Hurley in a bikini on Instagram, the more I think she needs to have her own social media platform. Something where it's Elizabeth Hurley being sexy around the clock.

Wake up, shower, have some coffee, go to work, come home, fall asleep watching Netflix... that's pretty much my life. It is what is, it's always the same, maybe a few changing things sprinkled in-between. Routines can be bad, the same old-same old can get boring, but Brittany Daniel's constant sexiness, that's something we can all smile at.

When you have no idea when the next time you're going to be able to take a vacation is, the last thing you want to do is look at someone else having a good time in some exotic land. It's the lemon juice in the paper cut of life. Of course, if Amber Heard wants to post a punch of pics of her ass having a great time in Bali on Instagram, I'm not as bothered.

I'm sure Ashley Tisdale wanted to show off all the beautiful scenery of her latest vacation on Instagram, but all I'm seeing is some awesome side boob and some even more awesome ass. You know, now that I've said that out loud, she did show off all the beautiful scenery of her vacation.

Look, I have no idea what skills one needs to drive a race car, other than good vision. But if yoga helps Danica Patrick drive fast, then I am all for it. Hell, if it doesn't help, I still want Danica Patrick to be doing yoga every day because my god, she's one hell of a flexible woman.

Maybe it's because this Instagram video is sped up or maybe it's because Eva Longoria is soaking wet. Maybe it's because Eva Longoria is on a boat, or maybe it's a combination of all of the above - I have no idea what is going on, but damn it, Eva Longoria is sexy as hell.

Why on earth would anyone be shocked that Winona Ryder is still sexy? That's something that makes absolutely no sense to me. It's Winona Ryder - I can't think of a time when she wasn't sexy.

For the longest time, whenever we wanted to get Gooped, we had to go online, but it looks like those days might be over. Gwyneth Paltrow is taking her Goop blog and turning into a real magazine. And of course, she's totally on the cover, mostly nude, and covered in goop. I wonder if that is official Goop goop.

Some people just get it. They know how get a reaction from you with very little effort. They know, they just know, how to push your buttons, and not always in a bad way. Right now Saoirse Ronan is pushing many, many buttons. She knows, she really knows how to look stunning.

Yes, my friends, here we are again. That old, familiar place. That warm and happy place. That strange and super sexy place where there are no jokes, no puns, no witty banter. Things are just too sexy, too hot, and... damn. All we can do is sit back and stare at the hotness that is Selena Gomez. Damn, Selena Gomez. Damn.

I'm not going to pretend I have all the answers in the world, but there is one thing I know for sure will cure most ails: Alyssa Milano. Whether you have a case of the blues, your tummy is hurting, or you just don't feel like doing much of anything, if you give yourself a little Alyssa Milano in a bikini, I promise you'll feel like a million bucks.

I know I can't be the only one who's noticed this, right? Everyone with a working set of eyeballs has to have seen what I'm seeing, correct? It can't just be me. Sarah Hyland is wearing less and less clothes.