Ask yourself this question; have you admired Kim Kardashian West's cleavage recently? If the answer is no, then you need to go ahead, stop what you are doing, and start admiring. Kim Kardashian West has some pretty awesome cleavage and we should make time to admire it.
The idea of Sofía Vergara in a bikini alone is enough to cause someone to feel lightheaded, increase blood pressure, and make your heart pound like it's going to jump right out of your chest. Yes, the thought of Sofia Vergara in a bikini is something that should not be taken lightly. So, I hope you are sitting down because here is Sofia Vergara in a bikini.
You ever have one of those moments when you're not sure if you're dreaming or you're awake? I'm kind of having one of those moments right now because typically when I see Elizabeth Hurley dancing on a beach in a bikini I'm asleep and having one of my all time favorite dreams.
Oh, Heidi Klum, why must you do this to us? Why? Why must you drive us so crazy with your fantastic boobs and killer stomach? Why? Why? Well, I think we actually know the answer (because your boobs are amazing and we don't know how we'd survive without them), but still WHY?!?!
So, I feel like I'm supposed to be all clever and witty, but Ariel Winter working out is just hot. And I don't mean "just" as a negative thing, more like it is what we thought it would be, what we hoped it would be, and what we know it is. Ariel Winter working out is just hot.
Wait, wait, wait... are you telling me that Julianne Hough and Nina Dobrev are not only BFFs, but they are in fact such great friends they match bikinis?!? Guess that means that they are SBFFs, Sexy Best Friends Forever. Seriously, we might all be dead because this is a match made in heaven.
You know how sometimes you can tell what kind of year it's going to be in the first few weeks? If you get a promotion at work right off the bat, then you know it's going to be a good year, but if you stub your toe repeatedly on different objects for a week, you know the year is going to suck. I'm starting to wonder if this will be the year of Lady Gaga's ass.
They always say it's darkest before dawn, but I don't know if I buy that. Before dawn, the rays of the sun are starting to creep up and there is some light in the sky. If you ask me, it's darkest before Emmanuelle Chriqui puts on a bikini because once she does, the whole world becomes bright as day.
There are so many things to love about LOVE Advent that one doesn't even know where to begin. So, let's just start by loving what's right in front of our faces: Paris Hilton and her awesome cleavage. Her cleavage is so awesome we'll be loving it for days.
To be honest, I've never heard of Dua Lipa before now. She's a singer of some kind and it looks like she's starting to get a lot of buzz. But I can tell you this, I may never have heard a single note Dua Lipa has sung, but I'm now one of her biggest fans. We are going to need more Dua Lipa and we are going to need it now.
At the 2018 Sean Penn & Friends Haiti Rising Gala, celebrities gathered in their best black ties and fancy dresses. No doubt they dined on the finest foods and drank the finest wines. And to help raise money for the charity, they had an auction where Brad Pitt offered up $120,000 to watch the Game of Thrones (2011-2017) series finale with Emilia Clarke. I think we are supposed to be shocked by this, but personally, I think he underbid.
As we all know, the tagline for Las Vegas is "What Happens in Vegas Stays in Vegas!' It's supposed to make us want to go there, make a bunch of bad decisions, and have a great time. But if what's happening in Vegas is Marisa Papen getting nude, then that's something that needs to go out into the world. Sorry, Vegas, you can't have a nude Marisa Papen all to yourselves.
When you think about it, it really does take a certain person to pull of the yellow bikini. One can't just willy-nilly toss on a yellow two-piece and hit the beach - they don't look right on everyone. Thankfully we have Britney Spears. I'm not quite sure how she does it, but she can really make a yellow bikini work.
Whenever I see someone wearing a mesh top with something on underneath, I don't see why they bother with the mesh. Mesh tops are meant to be worn without anything on underneath, be it a mesh top for a dude at the gym or for Charli XCX to wear during her album photo shoot. Though, I think we all agree we'd rather see Charli XCX not wearing anything under a mesh top than anyone else.
There are few things we know for sure in this world: The sun will come up every day, when it rains things get wet, and no matter the time period, if you put Maggie Gyllenhaal in lingerie, it's going to be sexy. Hell, there are some days when I don't know if the sun will come up or rain will get things wet, but the Maggie Gyllenhaal in lingerie thing is never in doubt.
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