Honestly, the composition of this image is just so captivating! It feels like it’s missing a little something, but it’s eerie and the way the light plays over her hair and dress and skin is damn moody. And then: panties! Win-win, nahmean?
Beta-carotene helps improve your eyesight, especially your night vision, so will it help your eyeballs peer through Heidi Klum’s sheer dark dress? Is the night like a translucent top pulled over the world? You could also just turn the brightness up on your monitor and see nipples that way, but then you miss out on all the good carroty fiber.
Oh no! Someone’s using the shower at the beach and Jennifer Nicole Lee can’t get her spray on! Not a problem. Jennifer has a backup plan: a gallon of water in a jug. It’s only gonna take a few quick splashes to get this show back on the road.
Allure’s annual “Look Better Naked” issue came out a while ago, and we thought we were done thinking about Allure for the rest of the year. How wrong we were! Zoe Saldana took it all off for their cameras and her fine foxy ass is going in the June issue. Way to shake things up, Allure!
Right now, a lot of people are saying things like “Damn, Katharina Damm!” and that’s fine, but we’re not going to do that. No, instead, we’re going to say, “Hey, Katharina, your breasts are shaped like beautiful little zeppelins. Thanks for putting them out there! Also, are you still dating Jared Leto?”
Is it fair to say they discovered her? It depends how you feel about Christopher Columbus. Nabilla Benattia is a Swiss model and very popular personality on French reality TV. At least Zoo is quick to admit their tardiness to the party: “We’ve scouted the world for a new Kim Kardashian–but it turns out we should’ve just hopped on a cross-channel ferry…”
There are many glorious incarnations of the camel toe, but none greater that we can think of off the tops of our heads than the gold lamé camel toe. Courtney Stodden is really just living up the Spice Girls brand of feminism isn’t she? Empowerment=wearing outlandish, sexually revealing outfits in public and always looking real cheery about it.
There are a lot of reasons why her nipples might be erect, but the fact that she’s blasting some pokies and biting her lip at the same time means that something real is going on, something perhaps in her field of vision, and dear God we want to know what it is! (We want to be whatever it is!)
Laura Miller is an Argentine pop star who’s been making music since the late ’80s, and by now she’s well aware that accidents can show up at any second and in front of any audience. Case in point, her tanktop couldn’t support her big breasts while simultaneously enduring the sweet motions of her microphone arm, and lo, a titty popped forth!
Helen is Pharrel Williams’s fiancee–we didn’t know he was engaged, so congrats to them! Anyhow, it seems like a combination of high heels on slippery cobblestones caused Helen to trip; Pharrel helped her keep her balance, and the bodyguard helped, but we’re pretty sure the bodyguard also caused her top to come loose and thus reveal her breast. The road to boob slips is paved with good intentions! Also cobblestones!
It seems Abbey Lee Kershaw wasn’t the only one keeping it punk at the recent Met Gala. Sarah Jessica Parker went all out with a mohawk-style crest, a huge gown, plaid boots, and well, her panties.
She won Miss Rhode Island, Miss USA, and Miss Universe in 2012–we think Olivia Culpo has evolved beyond bras, and we also think she looks a bit like Shannyn Sossamon, which is a total turn-on for us.
It’s that time of the year when everybody is dressing in layers because the light and warmth change drastically from block to block. Some layers are a little stuffier than others; some layers are much more revealing than others. Fortunately for the people of New York, one of Jessica Alba’s layers is a sheer bra no darker than thin obsidian.
You get one big boobed brunette (India Reynolds) sharing her thoughts and opinions on ninety-nine other brunettes (celebrities, models, socialites, etc), and before you know it, everything you see is brown–or rather, very many shades of brown, from chestnut and auburn to mahogany and chocolate. We’re just happy they didn’t call this “100 Shades of Brunette.”
Is it just our imagination, or does this picture look straight out of the ’90s? This could easily be a picture of Olivia Munn leaving a Third Eye Blind concert (if it weren’t for the smartphones in each hand). Regardless, we love that mesh number she’s wearing, and we thank her dearly for not wearing a bra with it. Nipple ahoy!
Danielle Panabaker was originally a big hit with the younger audiences when she appeared in a few Disney Channel films. She then got some recurring roles on CBS shows and made enough appearances in horror films to become a Scream Queen. And now look at her! She’s a stewardess showing sideboob and nipple after having sex with Roger Sterling!
British reality TV star Sophie Anderton had heard about the mind-expanding potential of sensory depravation tanks, and she had already tried a bunch of other mind-expanding extracurricular activities, so she thought she’d give this one a go. Then she found out it costs an arm and a leg so go into one of those actual tanks, and she’d already spent her spa budget for 2013 on bathing in the blood of virgins to get her skin looking so luminous.
When you think about it, reality TV and porn aren’t that different. So they make good bed fellows, no? Turns out these days you can even make a “sex tape” with the world’s most famous male porn star and sell it to Vivid. Is that called “leaking a sex tape” or is it called “making a porno”? Do we need to call it that lest our brains explode from “real people” fucking “porn stars”?!
It took a few years to see the revealing outtakes from Lady Gaga’s V Magazine shoot, and the same can be said of Jennifer Lopez’s outtakes, but Miley’s outtakes showed up like bam, like fresh out the grease! Does that mean Miley Cyrus is a bigger celebrity than Gaga or
Or, from another angle, she’s nearly naked and that makes us go “Daaaamn, girl.” It’s not that we’re surprised–we expect Miley to keep pushing the envelope and we know Mario Testino always brings the raunch dressing–it’s just that Miley is about a skip, hop, and a jump away from being the next alt queer pornstar of your dreams and we wonder if she knows that.