A couple of days ago marked the official start of summer. While for some summer means vacation, others summer is time for cookouts with friends and family, to me is summer is and always will be about one thing: bikinis. Yes, bikini seasons just might be the greatest season of all. So, let's grab our sunscreen and count down the Top Ten Hottest Celebrities in Bikinis!
Alison Brie won't steal her own nude thunder
There are some things, some jobs, some everyday tasks, that no matter how hard you try you can't make them sexy. Opening a pickle jar, taking out the trash, getting out of a wetsuit; there is just something inherently unsexy about each of those acts. Now, except the getting out a wetsuit, Nina Dobrev makes that task sexy as hell.
The future is a great unknown and no matter what any psychic, tarot cards, or magic 8-ball tells you, we don't know what's going to happen. All we can do is hope and if you're like me than you are probably hoping the future will have a little more Margaret Qualley in it. I like really, really, really hope this happens.
Honestly, I don't know if I'm asking a question or stating a fact. Can Britney Spears not be sexy? Like can she do something in real life or on stage and have it not be completely and utterly sexy? I'm serious I don't believe it's possible for Britney to not be so damn sexy.
While the question of why Courtney Stodden is nude on a couch might pop into your head, let me just say why would one waste any brain power on figuring out why Courtney Stodden was completely naked on a couch instead of enjoying Courtney Stodden nude of a couch. We will never know the answer to why, but that doesn't mean we can't enjoy the results.
Not that I'm saying it would could ever possibly forget, nor could anyone probably forget, but just in case it might have slipped your mind: Ariel Winter has a nice ass. And it's doubly hot because she's on a pool raft that looks like a slice of pizza. There is nothing better than Ariel Winter's ass and pizza (even in float form).
Personally if I walk into a bathroom that is more mirrors than anything else, I turn around and leave. There's just something about all those reflections that are just too much for me to handle. Thankfully, Jennifer Lopez is not like that because she looks amazing as does all her reflections.
If you aren't an avid theater lover, then odds are you probably didn't know that The American Theatre Wing gave out the Tony Awards last weekend to honor the best and brightest on Broadway. And while there are many of us who can't name a single a play on Broadway, there have been quite a few celebrities who have a graced the stage.
Saturday's are good days for catching up on chores, rainy days are good for watching movies, and days off are good for doing nothing at all. But every single day of the year is a good day for January Jones in a bikini. Yep, if the day ends in Y than it's a perfect time for January Jones cleavage.
I don't know what it is about someone who uses a middle initial that I find so cool. Maybe it's because it sounds so formal or maybe it has such a distinguished feel or it could be because it makes me think about Christa B. Allen, but there's just something about that middle initial that I find really cleavage - I mean cool!
We all have a friend who loves to talk, loves to tell stories, and never, ever forgets a detail. Yes, the oversharer of the group. You might actually be the oversharer and don't a see problem with it. But sometimes oversharing can just make things a little too awkward and other times it's Chrissy Teigen talking about her butthole.
It is often said that talent attracts talent, love attracts loves, but does hotness attract hotness? I don't know if the others are true, but I think that if you happen to be super hot like Jenna Dewan Tatum than odds are you are going to attract super hot people like Jennifer Lopez to be your friends.
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