Look, I enjoy teasers and previews as much as the next person. And I'm super excited to know that Alexandra Daddario is going to be rocking a bikini (or two) in the upcoming issues of GQ Mexico, but you simply cannot release a single image of her in a bikini on the cover. That will do nothing but make our blood boil to a point of no return.
Sometimes you hear about a combination and you know instantly it's not going to be as great as it sounds, like deep fried anything. Look, I get that deep frying certain things can make for an interesting taste, but deep friend butter? Come on now. But when you add Rachael Leigh Cook plus a bikini and then on top of everything have her jumping in slow motion - well that's a combination that works on so many levels.
Ignore how stunningly hot Christina Milian is in this swimsuit for a second, and let's to try figure out what you would call said swimsuit. It isn't a bikini in the traditional sense, and it sure as hell isn't a one-piece because there is barely any fabric. We may never know the proper name of this style of swimwear, but the one thing we know for sure is that Christina Milian looks like she was made to wear.
The new live-action Beauty and the Beast raked in over $170 million in its opening weekend. It's really not all that surprising, as Disney knows how to tell the tale as old as time of a beauty falling in love with a Beast/Man who lives all alone in a castle with singing furniture. It's a story we can all relate to. In honor of the movie's success, we thought we'd celebrate by counting down the Top Ten Disney Hotties.
Some of you might not have known that yesterday was National Puppy Day, a day in which we celebrate puppies. But for us dog owners, like Katharine McPhee, every day we celebrate puppies. And just like Katharine McPhee we celebrate by filling our social media with pictures of furry friends. The only difference is when Katharine McPhee posts a dog pic, it's a whole hell of a lot sexier.
We all know that Joanna Krupa enjoys being topless. We have many, many, many photo spreads, random pics, and Instagram posts of her in various stages of undress. And it doesn't matter where she is. Joanna Krupa can be at home, the beach, or on vacation somewhere and before you know it, that top is off. I really don't have anything clever to say about it, I just really love pointing out that Joanna Krupa is topless a lot.
There are some out there who might find this strange or believe that we are telling tales, but there was a time when even a movie rated PG could have nudity. While there has been a crackdown in nudity in films not rated R, there was a glorious period when you could be watching a PG movie when all of sudden there were some boobs. So in this wave of nostalgia for a simpler, boob-filled time, let's countdown to the Top Ten Hottest Nude Scenes From PG Movies.
From what I can gather, there are two things that Sara Jean Underwood loves more than anything else: the great outdoors and being nude. This latest Instagram post is just the latest in a long time of super sexy camping pics. So, it got me wondering: Why doesn't Sara Jean Underwood open up some kind of campsite for people to come and enjoy the outdoors completely nude?
If you are like me (and most other people on the planet) there are a few periods in your life that you wish no one had photographic evidence of. Whether it's a haircut, a fashion trend, or just a part of your life you didn't have everything together, you just don't want to look at it. This is a problem that Ariel Winter knows nothing about it. It doesn't matter if it's today or this past summer, Ariel Winter is and was hot, no matter the time.
When you have the body of Kate Hudson - and let's all admit that only Kate Hudson has a Kate Hudson body - it's not surprising that you would spend most of your time in bikinis or tight yoga gear. But man cannot live on bread alone, so every so often, Kate Hudson needs to put away that two-piece and put on a pair of shorts and a blazer, and you know what? Kate Hudson looks pretty damn good in regular clothes.
A hot spring is created when a small body of water is warmed by the Earth's crust. While there are many hot springs all over the globe that are safe enough for you to take a dip in, there are some that are so hot they can not only burn you, but they can also kill you. I assume that if you got in a body of water that contained a completely nude Emily Ratajkowski that the water would be so hot you'd die instantly. But what a way to go, am I right?
Let's all be honest for a moment and admit we simply can't get enough Anne Hathaway. Or maybe that it's we get plenty of Anne Hathaway, but more is always welcomed. Whatever the case may be, the more Anne Hathaway we have the merrier we all seem to be.
Having never been one to cover my face in some kind of anti-aging, anti-wrinkle, anti-whatever mask, I can't speak as to whether or not they work. But one thing I know for sure is that even when Nina Dobrev covers her face in some magical blue face mask, she's still sexy as hell. Though that might be because of the awesome cleavage she's rocking.
To say that we need more Christine Evangelista is our lives is really putting it mildly. Yes, we have seen her sexy before on television and in magazines, but now that we have gotten a nice long look at her rear end in a thong, it has gone from a want to a need. We need more Christine Evangelista in our lives. And the sooner, the better.
Look, I get it, I know, we are all worn out with the remakes and reboots of old movies and television shows. The last thing any of us want to do is spend $20 bucks and two hours on a CHiPs movies, but before we all decide to stay home and watch Netflix, maybe we should consider heading to our local movie theater for some larger than life Kristen Bell cleavage. I have no doubt that is worth many hours of our time.
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