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Kate Is Gathering No Moss

It’s great to see Kate Moss out on display, fully-lit, doin a little twist in low cobra. It suits her doesn’t it? She’s definitely air-brushed more than she needs to be, but this babe is almost 40 and she is rocking a super-fit body (as opposed to the waifish malnourished look she popularized two decades ago) and a perfectly spankable bubble butt.

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Twinkle, Twinkle, 101 Topless Stars (How We Wonder What Cup Size You Are)

Usually, Nuts only gives us a hundred topless stars, but they managed to squeeze in an extra babe by having the Shannon Twins by 100 and 101. Smart thinkers, those British lad’s mag editors. They look at a battalion of boob-baring beauties and they say to themselves, “Almost perfect. One more is needed and then our work will be done and we can sleep for another thousand years.” We tend to think of lad’s mag editors as ancient beings who wear scaled armor when they arrange galleries of tits.

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Watch It On Repeat: Helen Hunt’s Orgasm In “The Sessions”

We swear, all we want to do today is laze around and watch Helen Hunt play a sex surrogate. We can’t say why this is–it’s not like we require the services of a surrogate ourselves–but it’s incredibly soothing (and equally arousing) to watch mellow, thoughtful, MILFy Helen Hunt work her magic on John Hawkes and bring herself to orgasm.

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Maria Fowler Gives Us Nipple, Panties, Glitter, And Bruises

You know who’s chock full of super fun accidental nudity? Maria Fowler. No joke: there was that time when both of her areolae were revealed at once, and then there was that time when her ass completely destroyed her dress, and now she’s flashing her panties and slipping some nipple at the same time. What a generous woman!

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What Color Are Your Panties, Pamela Anderson?

There used to be a time when every week brought new bits of skin from Pamela Anderson, and we would chuckle and hold our bellies and say, “Oh, Pamela! You are divine! We shall view your latest exposure as we eat grapes dangled above our lips!” We last saw her body September 2011, and now she’s given us a panty flash.

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Hello To You And To You, Elle Macpherson

Hello To You And To You, Elle Macpherson’s Nipples!

On holiday in Sydney, Elle Macpherson did some surfing while her nipples did some sporting of their own. Though they were restrained a bit by a tight little top, they earn our heartiest commendation. The whole deal gets even sweeter when factoring in a bikini-bottom wetsuit that’s way past the

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"Me In My Place" Celebrates 2011 With More Celebrity Underwear Photos!

"Me In My Place" Celebrates 2011 With More Celebrity Underwear Photos!

And here we thought we were having a busy year, looking at porn from the comfort of our office. While we were sitting around being snarky, Esquire and Michael Edwards of Me In My Place were working hard, taking pictures in the domiciles of a wide range of gorgeous actresses,

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What Color Are Your Panties, Nicole Scherzinger?

What Color Are Your Panties, Nicole Scherzinger?

When she’s not guiding young talent on The X Factor, Nicole Scherzinger is getting all gussied up in false lashes, jewels, and a lovely dress — with the itty-bittiest skirt this side of the Mississippi. Yes, the gods of the upskirt smiled favorably when this dress was made, and used

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What Color Are Your Panties, Ashlan Gorse?

What Color Are Your Panties, Ashlan Gorse?

For a moment we got really excited and thought that E!’s Ashlan Gorse wasn’t wearing anything at all under her skirt, but it was just wishful thinking. Because that’s clearly nude (for her) fabric, but not genuine nudity. No early Christmas gift for us. Actually, Ashlan’s sporting a lot of

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The 100 Sexiest Babes Of 2011 Are All Rosie Jones

The 100 Sexiest Babes Of 2011 Are All Rosie Jones

Oh, sure, the magazine might say Katy Perry, Lucy Pinder, and Rihanna are all on that list, but they’re all just placeholders. Rosie can’t be last on the list because she’s 99th, and she can’t be 99th because she’s 98th, etc. Every last person who voted in this pool chose

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What Color Are Your Panties, Courteney Cox?

What Color Are Your Panties, Courteney Cox?

The last two times we’ve asked this question, we’ve been greeted with a glimpse of casual undergarments. This time around, Ms. Cox has seen fit to rock some lacy black underthings. Did we do something special to warrant this kind of treatment? Or is the third time just really a

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Eva Mendes

Eva Mendes’ New Film Is Clearly Worth A Look

It’s not like we haven’t seen Eva Mendes’ nipples before, but we haven’t seen them in a long while. So we were quite thrilled to stumble across this on-set candid, for a film in which Eva is an actress playing an actress. Her nipples, of course, are playing nipples. It’s

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Jennifer Connelly Has A Ghostly Encounter

Jennifer Connelly Has A Ghostly Encounter

In “Waking The Dead,” Billy Crudup keeps seeing Jennifer Connelly, even though she’s supposed to have been killed. We’d probably hallucinate dead lovers this hot as well, so we can’t fault him. Even though he is a politician. By the way, Jennifer’s character in this is named Sarah Williams, the

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Lars von Trier And The Real "Nymphomaniac"

Lars von Trier And The Real "Nymphomaniac"

The iron is hot, says director Gazzman, so why not have Tori Black play the lead in controversial Cannes darling and Hitler name-dropping director Lars von Trier’s planned “Nymphomaniac”? After all, Black has inhabited the role before… “I am not saying von Trier has stolen my ideas,” says Gazzman. “But

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Oh Hey, Most Of Rihanna

Oh Hey, Most Of Rihanna’s Boob!

Let’s all pause with Ms. Fenty and look down onto the gloriousness of her breast, which is struggling to reveal itself. It’s no nude picture leak, but it is the most of her chest we’ve seen since February, so we’ll take it. Plus, we usually get gratuitous sideboob with RiRi,

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What Color Are Your Panties, Katie Price?

What Color Are Your Panties, Katie Price?

And more importantly, why are you wearing them? We feel like we’ve been anticipating a lip slip or just plain absence of underwear for a while now. Anyone whose claim to fame involves toplessness and the title “glamour model” has a duty to the public to show off the downstairs

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Rosie Jones Breaks Down Big Boobed Babes

Rosie Jones Breaks Down Big Boobed Babes

If there’s anyone who knows big boobs, it has to be Rosie Jones. She was nice enough to unbutton her blouse, open her brain, and flood us with all the wisdom of Encyclopedia Tittanica. These 100 babes aren’t ranked in any sense, just listed. Rosie gets to be number one,

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Are You Wearing Panties, Laura Sanchez?

Are You Wearing Panties, Laura Sanchez?

For reasons unknown yet extremely exciting to us, Spanish model and actress Laura Sanchez decided to change her outfit with only the door of her vehicle to conceal her. Click through to see her ass after she stripped down entirely. Laura’s best known for playing a lesbian police officer on

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Anne Hathaway

Anne Hathaway’s Naked Body Causes "Havoc"

It’s a fact! Anytime someone mentions Anne Hathaway getting nude, everyone breaks themselves. Yes, she’s exceedingly hot, but she was hot all the way back in 2005 with “Brokeback Mountain” and (as MindTricked mentioned) in “Havoc.” Truth be told, we don’t really like this clip. Anne looks great (really really

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The Chelsea Handler Sex Scene We Seem To Have Forgotten

The Chelsea Handler Sex Scene We Seem To Have Forgotten

It’s low-budget, it’s softcore, it’s cheesy, but like the still from her upcoming sex tape, we get to see Chelsea topless and in the act. Little victories! (Reasonably sized boobs!) Even if, for some tragic reason, the ultra-hyped sex tape never sees the light of day, we can at least

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