“The lady who opens the cans of food is mine. MINE YOU HEAR ME?! Just because she looks forward to you coming over and wrestling in your strange human manner doesn’t mean she cares for you more than me. I will get my dander all over your bag and jacket and you will sneeze for weeks! And every time you do, you will be reminded of my omnipotence in this home!!!”
Let’s be straightforward: Nick Tulinen is a Finnish photographer who takes/collects pictures of naked girls posing with cats, this is a gallery of his stuff, and there is nothing funny or original to say about this. Even Vice Magazine avoided making a pun! Just to clear the air of all
The following clip combines our two favorite things in the whole world–gratuitous cleavage and hilarious cat videos. Ladies, if you’re tired of hands-y creeps who are constantly after your ta-tas, this feline security device is your can’t miss solution. (Click thumbnail for video.) . . . · Cat Protects Boobs
The Most Important Movie To Be Released This Or Any Other Summer came out to near unanimous praise last week, but it did have one fatal flaw: it chose to have two horribly disfigured men as the villains instead of, say, a sexy female seductress dressed in a skin-tight catsuit.
Pussy plus pussies equals … well, you get the idea. We think the pictures speak for themselves, but we added the words anyway because we can’t resist a good LOL. (dru.pl)
We must be learning the language by osmosis or something, because this Japanese cat girl video makes perfect sense to us … and we didn’t even have the sound on the first two times we watched. Spooky, huh? (shayssexcolumn.blogspot.com)
AR: I am a big fan of whimsical sex toys, especially if they look like a cross between Felix the Cat and some indeterminate but extraordinarily cute parasite … and even more especially if they have cute little grins on their little silicone faces. Fun Factory’s Flexi Felix is really,