Amy Guy was crowned Miss Wales in 2004, then upgraded to the title of Miss UK in 2005. These days, she appears in Sky1′s “Gladiators,” the occasional tease-filled Loaded shoot… and candid nudes circling online? If these are real (and we’re leaning towards yes on that one), it would seem
Pockets of Porno-Americans popped up across the Los Angeles Basin this week to tweak the bums of supervllains, run in traffic, and get their asses beat with crops and flanges. More than anything, it reminded us that an open bar and Bobbi Starr go great together. Lest you thought you
There appear to be some irregularities with this wet t-shirt contest due to the fact that most of the contestants are no longer wearing t-shirts. We’ll go ahead and say it–all this cheating in the Olympics has really gotten out of hand. (hornybin.com, via blography)
As the lithe Audrey Elson might tell you, sometimes the best outfit is no outfit at all. Lounging on the set of the Anabolic production of director Ivan’s “Creampie Explosions 3″–yes, they said it couldn’t be made–the 5’10″ Elson makes a good case for never wearing anything again. Join us
As the tipster who sent us a link to these photos of Israeli model and professional glamourpuss Bar Refaeli on vacation in St. Tropez said in an email today, “If the subject line ‘Bar Refaeli In A Bikini‘ didn’t get you to click, I give up.” Mission accomplished! (Besides, we
A notion of standards prevents us from showing you a photo of the titular shemale midget at the top of this story, but we all remember when Atticus Finch invoked a shemale midget in his defense of Tom Robinson, so we figured we could at least mention a shemale midget
Oh Mary Carey, we had such high hopes for you when you did that whole “Celebrity Rehab” thing, and we were really looking forward to seeing the new sexy and sober you in action. But then someone sent us a link to these pics from your birthday bash in Vegas
Memorial Day weekend makes us think of a summer full of dogs, and how much better they are than cats. Leaders of the Porno-American community feel the same way, and we share some of their pictures here, starting with Belladonna and Oz. Tommy Gunn at home with his dog and
This year’s XRCO (X-Rated Critics Organization) Awards were a departure from the genuinely directionless world of porn awards shows in that they started pretty close to when they should have and, halfway through, people were still sitting down to watch. Of course, being an adult awards show, there was much
One of my favorite movies of the last couple of years was Ernest Greene’s “O: The Power of Submission”, in which Carmen Luvana enters a master/slave agreement with brothers Tommy Gunn and Evan Stone. Unlike many porn movies, “O” really tried to tackle the D/S lifestyle and the feelings of
Adam & Eve’s biggest movie of 2008 is “Rollerdollz,” a roller derby movie gone right. A co-production with Zero Tolerance and directed by James Avalon, “Rollerdollz” wrapped filming early this morning at a 60-year-old rink at the east end of Porn Valley as Ava Rose, Bree Olson, Eva Angelina, and
Spring is in the air in Porn Valley … and so are plenty of legs! Ha ha! Ha ha ha! Bet you’ve never heard that one before. (Oh, you have? A million times? I see.) Regardless, the finest of what this region has to offer frolicked anew this week, knowing
Springtime has come to Porn Valley and its thematic environs … and the stars are out! Join us for a more eclectic than usual collection of snaps of your favorite people in their natural environments. You know, just hanging around. We begin with a return to last weekend’s San Francisco
Cousin Stevie’s Pussy Parties are not always eight-girl pile-ons. Sometimes they are more intimate affairs where the ladies can just be together. Be together in my presence. Amber Peach, Heather Silk, and Flower Tucci got together at the latter’s house to film for one another’s websites and be filmed, because
We will let the press releases speak for themselves, because we have come to the conclusion that no one pays attention at adult awards shows — including the nevertheless enjoyable XBiz Awards last night, at which we at least know “Upload” won Best Feature and “Porn Week“‘s Harmony Films won
It seems like every time I am instrumental in bringing someone to the public’s attention, she goes off and gets new breasts: Betty Ford, Connie Sellecca, and now Jenny Hendrix. No, Jenny isn’t dead; she’s just getting her boobs done next week. Here is a picture from 2005. Join us
Despite the fact that she was apparently a featured star at something called the “7th Annual Breakthrough of the Year Awards” this past weekend, it took our addled brains a moment or two to remember who Megan Fox was and why we should be so interested in the fact that
How adorable are you, Lily Allen? Sure, your boozy compatriot Amy Winehouse might have gotten more love from the Grammy nominating committee this year, but there’s no doubt in our minds who we’d rather see serve us up a good old fashioned blink-and-you-miss-it nip slip shot. (Even if it’s not
The oil never runs out in Porn Valley: here, Joanna Angel remembers the past and ponders the future. While eight candles has nothing to do with “My Seven Bizzos”, we are reminded this week that all spirituality is an inherently personal celebration. Or something. See more snaps of the pornstars
