Lizzie wants a part in “Santa Monica Cop,” so she gives Charlie a hot tub blowjob. We don’t see anything wrong with this! Oh sure, she’s just using him to help her career, but did you ever consider that Charlie uses women to help his self-esteem? You did? Yeah, it’s pretty obvious. The point is this: give Lizzie all of the parts in “Santa Monica Cop” as long as she keeps showing her tits week after week.

It’s easy to condemn Lizzie (Camilla Luddington’s character) for exploiting Charlie and getting free headshots out of a man who only wants to make her come, but honestly, we viewers are no better. Then again, we’re not quite as bad as his ex-wife; she construts anti-Runkle role playing scenarios in order to get off.

Camilla Luddington, whose nudity we all enjoyed on last week’s episode of “Californication,” has this to say about her experience playing Kate Middleton in a movie. “Right before I got Will and Kate, a fake Facebook page was created about me, and it had all this information that was wrong. They said that I was a Jewish bi-sexual Republican—hilarious.”

Anytime a hot girl comes out of a pool flashing her boobs, everybody cries “Fast Times!” and starts quoting Spicoli, but for the record, we think Camilla Luddington actually looks like Phoebe Cates in this scene. Of course, we never got to see Phoebe Cates’s butt, and here we can plainly see Camilla’s full ass (including her super cute back dimples), therefore “Fast Times” has nothing on “Californication.”