When we see Hayden Panettiere’s bikini butt up in the air like this, our minds start to wander. We know she’s only in this position so she can smooth out her beach towel; we know her cheeks are only red because of the sun. Logic flows through us like a terrible river sweeping our fantasies away. Just give us a few moments to dwell on this image, just long enough that we can take it completely out of context. Is that so much to ask?

It’s not that we don’t like pokies–we love them, nipples are always appreciated, even when they’re sharp and threatening–it’s just that we’re worried about all the tension in the air. What if everyone in Hollywood is stressing out too hard and carrying all that negative energy in their respective nipples? What will happen to Nicole Kidman, Minka Kelly, and AnnaLynne McCord?

What’s itsy bitsy, teeny weeny, and loaded with cameltoe and visible nipple? If you guessed Daisy Fuentes’s new swimsuit, then you, friend, are very good at reading headlines.

Did we actually watch the Grammys on Sunday? Well, that’s for us to know and you to not really care about at all. But we can tell you one thing: if we were watching, it was mostly to get a peek at what Katy Perry was packing…and we must say, her cameltoe did not disappoint.

Hey girl, is that a cameltoe in your pants, or are you just happy to see us? Related: is that a shadow that’s making your pants appear damp, or are you really happy to see us?

Though, come to think of it, there was never anything all that scary about “Scary” Spice in the first place. Did anyone ever figure out why poor Mel got saddled with that terrible handle? Was Sexy Cameltoe Spice too risque? (The Nip Slip)

When you’re a superfine celebrity like Jessica Lowndes, you have to be ready for everything. She wants to hit the gym, but she needs her purse in case she wants to have a fancy lunch afterwards, and she needs her cameltoe in case the paparazzi show up! After all, there’s

We’ve often dreamed of clinging closely to the body of beautiful Victoria Justice. Apparently her swimsuit feels similarly: it’s holding on for dear life, and outlining the folds of her ass and labia in the process. Oh, to be that swimsuit… · See more at Egotastic (egotastic.com)

We had a huge crush on Helen Hunt back in the day, especially when we got “Twister” on VHS. Something about a badass, storm-chasing, squinty tomboy named Jo really got to us. We can only assume that Helen Hunt is equally badass when she hits the gym in her insanely

Over the years, Tyra has taught many an aspiring young model how to succeed in the rough and tumble world of the beautiful, more often than not leading by example. And today she’s got a new lesson for the fashionably inclined among us: namely, how to look classy (and, may

Elle MacPherson may have figured out a clever way to keep her nipples from stopping traffic, but now she’s got a whole new issue to deal with (one that’s spelled c-a-m-e-l-t-o-e). Oh Elle, can’t you see that you just can’t stop the sexy? There’s no point even trying anymore…just accept

At least, that’s what a fortune cookie told us once. Or, well, that’s what we think it said—it was a late night, and there was a lot of drinking involved. But we’re sticking with that story. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Over the years, Caroline Wozniaci has proven that she’s no stranger to the cameltoe…and now she’s proving, yet again, that she has no plans to part ways with it any time soon. · Photos via Taxi Driver Movie (taxidrivermovie.com)

2010 brought us not one, not two but three magical Christina Aguilera cameltoes. We’re only three days into 2011, and we’ve already got another one. Yes folks: it’s really, really going to be a good year. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Never one to do things by halves, Kelly Osbourne debuts on Fleshbot with not just a panty flash, but a panty flash laced with cameltoe. Now that’s what we call an auspicious beginning! (taxidrivermovie.com)

Though the juicy Alexis Ford recalls scenes from both “Hellraiser” and “American Beauty” in her latest film, it was the broken promise of a cameltoe that intrigued us on the boxcover of “Fit To Be Tied.” Oh, Adam & Eve, in your haste to not show vaginas on your boxcovers

It’s one thing to rock a bikini cameltoe. It’s a whole ‘nother level to rock a bikini cameltoe while simultaneously rocking a shirred backside—for extra emphasis on the butt. Ashley Tisdale, we salute you. (See more at Egotastic)

We’d say that Caroline Wozniacki has put the cameltoe back in tennis…but who are we kidding? It never left. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Rachel Bilson in an itty bitty bikini is wonderful…but that teeny weeny cameltoe she’s got going on just makes the whole experience even better. (taxidrivermovie.com)

Julianne Moore’s “Boston” accent may be as fake as Vivid’s million dollar offer to Octomom, but her cameltoe? Yep, that’s all natural. (taxidrivermovie.com)