Kayden Kross’s boyfriend dumps for a younger and more sexually aggressive babe and all of Kayden’s friends are like, “Girrrrrl.” Is Kayden devastated by his callousness? Nope. She might be a little hurt, but she channels that pain into pleasure by slutting it up with hot boys. It’s what she should be doing. Why mope when you can manhandle?

Here’s post-racial America for you: one of the first guys through the door in the unfortunately-titled interracial film “Teen Smackdown Orgy” says: “Awesome. You guys want cock?”